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Smiling avatar holding a smiling pile of shit with a pink bow on its head.
Satirical picture of a guillotine kit. IKEA Democracy repair kit only $299.95 + shipping and handling
NY Times infographic from an article on Feb 11, 2025. This shows more than a dozen investigations by 11 US government agencies related to 4 of his companies (SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink, and Xitter) as well as him personally.
IDS MARIAN CROAK, THE MIND BEHIND ZOOM, FACETIME, AND WHATSAPP, HOLDS 200+ PATENTS AND JOINS THE NATIONAL INVENTORS HALL OF FAME
Creepy scene from "A Clockwork Orange" where a man's eyes are forced open by a lid specula.
Someone needs to explain to me why wanting clean drinking water makes you an activist, and why proposing to destroy water with chemical warfare doesn't make a corporation a terrorist." -WINONA LADUKE Our Blue Planet
Apologies for any typos or mistranslations. Français: SCIENCE En 1958, Marthe Gautier découvre un chromosome en trop chez les enfants atteints de "mongolisme". N'ayant pas de microscope pour photographier ses lames, elle les confie à Jérôme Lejeune, chercheur au CNRS, qui annonce seul la découverte. Elle est oubliée, son nom mal orthographié dans la publication. Il faudra plus de 50 ans pour que son rôle essentiel soit enfin reconnu. LA MÉTHODE SCIENTIFIQUE Trisomie 21, génétique d'un syndrome English: SCIENCE In 1958, Marthe Gautier discovered an extra chromosome in children with Down syndrome. Lacking a microscope to photograph her slides, she entrusted them to Jérôme Lejeune, a researcher at the CNRS, who announced the discovery alone. She was forgotten, her name misspelled in the publication. It would take more than 50 years for her essential role to finally be recognized. THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD Down syndrome, genetics of a syndrome
Instructions to enable Auto Block performed on a Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra phone running Android 16.
The seedless hybrid is created by crossing a regular diploid watermelon with a tetraploid (4n) watermelon. Each 'parent melon' passes on half its genes, resulting in a sterile triploid (3n) watermelon that lacks the black seeds capable of reproduction. With half again as many chromosomes as a typical watermelon, its genes are expressed more, making the fruit juicier and more flavourful than the better- known diploid variety.
If you need me, I'll be in the forest, searching for portals to other dimensions.
Signature of comic Nick Andertoon, which was difficult to make out, even zoomed in.
Jon Ossoff is fighting for you. Can we fight for him? Every day, MAGA tries to undermine his work. But with your help, we'll keep pushing back. Support his campaign and show them we won't be intimidated. <bad link omitted>
The data also shows that shootings involving rifles took the most lives. Semi-automatic assault weapons have been used in the deadliest shootings on record - including Las Vegas (2017), Orlando (2016), Sutherland Springs (2017), Sandy Hook (2012), and Uvalde (2022), which is why the weapons are overrepresented in media reports. The perpetrator of a May 2022 mass shooting at a Buffalo, New York, supermarket who killed 10 Black people wrote in an online journal before the attack that he chose a semiautomatic rifle because it's "very deadly.
Whiskey Pete all sweaty looking after swigging champagne from the bottle.
Cowardly neo nazi group Patriot Front all masked up. Note the different flag types, including the (confederate) Northern Virginia Battle flag, 13 colonies (Betsy Ross) flag, and upside down US flag.
Woman: I BELIEVE DONALD J. TRUMP WAS SENT BY GOD. Man: WHY? DID HE RUN OUT OF LOCUSTS?
It's a big club, and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club. -- George Carlin
There is some good news among all this chaos. Last year, Trump destroyed the climate.gov website, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's renowned climate science portal, but this week, ex-NOAA scientists launched climate.us, which is bringing back key ways to track climate change, such as the loss of sea ice and the rise of ocean temperatures.
I Don't Watch Fox News For The Same Reason I Don't Eat Out Of The Toilet
Change my mind meme. "Idiocracy" was a documentary CHANGE MY MIND
(BILL) SCHORR 2016 caglecartoons.com
Sending... Tots and pears
Fist inside a circle. Caption: MΑΚΕ ΤΗΕ WORLD A BΕTTER PLACE PUNCH A NAZI IN THE FACE
KKKaroline Leavitt: We're moving on from Epstein The internet: The fuck you are.
A shithole country is not a poor country that can't feed its children. A shithole country is a rich country that won't feed its children.
TESLAS ARE DEATH TRAPS WAITING TO HAPPEN CHANGE MY MIND
The program was started only two months ago as part of an effort by Meta to gather data on how people used computers, including mouse clicks and keystrokes, that could be used to train artificial intelligence (AI) models. It was met immediately with upset from employees who were to have their every online action at work tracked and recorded, but also concerned about where the data was going and how it would be protected. Meta halted the program on Monday after realising some of the collected data had been left potentially accessible to anyone inside the company.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A NAZI AND TALKS LIKE A NAZI IT'S PROBABLY A NAZI
Most of the new water will serve new residential areas, he said, and will be used primarily to irrigate lawns and other neighborhood landscaping. Williamson County is also courting a cluster of five large data centers that it expects would bring another 100,000 people to the county.
A blue hammer hitting a rust colored nail.
Grand Theft Auto 6 logo.
TRUMP LIED TODAY YOU CAN USE THIS MEME AGAIN TOMORROW
Donny the dumbass donning a dunce cap. Caption: 45 was the dumbest president in history 47 is kicking his ass
I preferred the time in America when the President of the United States and the Village Idiot were two different people
The NDA must be used in a lawful way Non-disclosure agreements are not enforceable if they are used to cover up crimes or illegal activity. Most US states have rules on public policy. This means contracts can be voided if they cover up criminal activities or violate an individual's right to speak up against illegal acts.
A cartoon of a woman gazing out the window with her arms folded. Caption: WHAT A STUPID TIME TO BE ALIVE.
Highlighted: Of the nearly 28,000 voters who supported Measure B's requirement to vote in person, nearly 25,000- 88% - voted for it by mail Full text: As of late Monday afternoon, the proposed charter amendment was leading 55% to 45% with about 2,500 ballots left to process, not enough to change the outcome. Of the nearly 28,000 voters who supported Measure B's requirement to vote in person, nearly 25,000- 88% - voted for it by mail, election statistics show.
But those counting computers do not sit alone on a table. One of the pieces of equipment they are connected to is a battery backup unit, which is known as a UPS. It's the same kind of thing you might have under your own desk so your computer does not shut off when the power flickers. In election offices across the country these battery backup units are made by a company called Tripp Lite, and they are physically connected to the counting computers through USB, serial port, or Ethernet cables. They provide power but they are programmable devices with their own software and their own modems that can receive updates.
Horse's ass with dear leader's face.
Lil Marco sitting on a couch with folded hands. He's wrapped in a flag, wearing beach shorts, odd "patriotic" platform shoes, and kneepads for regular fluffing of the mad king.
Affordability has been a politically potent word, but an ill-defined measure of financial pain, often used as a reference to inflated prices. But new research from the Brookings Institution released Wednesday describes affordability by comparing the rising costs of essentials against family incomes. By that measure, the report found, in 2024 45.5% of U.S. households did not earn enough to cover their necessities.
A play on "Weekend at Bernie's" with dead Don in between JD Vance and Melania who are trying to prop him up.
Pictures of assembled guillotine and kit. Caption: IKEA Democracy repair kit only $299.95 + shipping and handling
Gideon Gabriel @jidf-lol.bsky.social 178 followers 249 following 1.2K posts Battling ignorance with information, sensational with sense, and dumbassery with derps
Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you've either reached enlightenment or you're just a little unhinged.
I don't rise and shine... I reluctantly emerge from my blanket burrito, throw back coffee like it's holy water, and pray I don't throat-punch someone before 10am.
POVERTY EXISTS NOT BECAUSE WE CANNOT FEED THE POOR, BUT BECAUSE WE CANNOT SATISFY THE RICH.
Mug shot of Felonious Fraudster.
Eight Democrats broke ranks with their party to vote for the Republican-led effort, including: Reps. Vicente Gonzalez and Henry Cuellar of Texas, Don Davis of North Carolina, Cleo Fields of Louisiana, Laura Gillen of New York, Marcy Kaptur of Ohio, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington state and Eugene Vindman of Virginia.
Caption: Even the fucking gas pump is sick of this shit Display reads: Price: 86.47 <--- Gals: 15.541
Picture of a toll plaza with a long line of cars. Caption: Coming soon to the Strait of Hormuz
PritzkerWorstGovernor @fatpritzker.bsky.social 113 followers 19 following 44 posts Liberalism is a mental disease Forget Russia, China, Iran & North Korea Liberals are the greatest threat to our country and the WORLD They are a plague on society
Lieutenant Data from Stek Trek. Caption: Computer End program
Pet Not Found This pet is no longer available. Button: Browse Available Pets
TRUMP LIED TODAY YOU CAN USE THIS MEME AGAIN TOMORROW
Two WiFi Engineers got married. The wedding was okay but the reception was amazing.
Casual black padded chair with silver spines emanating from the back and seat.
A skeleton patiently sitting with its chin resting in its hands. Caption: HERE I AM, STILL WAITING FOR ANY CRIMINAL ACCOUNTABILITY
If you have ever felt like your vote does not matter, Boca Raton, FL just elected its first Democratic mayor in 30 years, and he won by only five votes.
Color drawing of earth. Caption: THERE IS NO PLANET B