Jake

@furyrose.bsky.social

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He taught languages and makes needlessly spicy things. These days, he's a social worker doing therapy and asylum seeker psych evaluations.

A solid reuben and fried pickle spears and fries
Pierre Robert, longtime Philadelphia radio icon. Passed away in 2025 after 44 years on WMMR
Shrek meme image: Shrek telling Donkey "they don't even have dental"
Wilhoit's Law - Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: there must be in-groups whom the Law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
Devonta Smith catching a long bomb flying backward and horizontal
Roses are red Big laughs are hearty (Embeded news post) "The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party "
A sock shop in the back of a little red kei van, on the sidewalk.
Full text of the post linked above
One of two garlic beds (ignore the weeds, please 😅)
Article 51 reads: Nothing in the present Charter shall impair the inherent right of individual or collective self-defence if an armed attack occurs against a Member of the United Nations, until the Security Council has taken measures necessary to maintain international peace and security. Measures taken by Members in the exercise of this right of self-defence shall be immediately reported to the Security Council and shall not in any way affect the authority and responsibility of the Security Council under the present Charter to take at any time such action as it deems necessary in order to maintain or restore international peace and security.
Mango street seller
Podcast blurb for LLBD 370: The British military, faced with the seemingly insurmountable problem of a heavily defended port, decide that there is nothing that methed-out kayak-borne commandos on a suicide mission cannot handle.
The garlic bed, with twisty scapes
Chad map
The Jews are tired.
"Why the AI started hoarding tungsten cubes instead of selling office snacks"
Mark Twain quote: Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
Gross Stephen Miller tweet: "NYC is the clearest warning yet of what happens to a society when it fails to control migration"
Picture of Cuomo voting with video game title overlay reading "PERVERT DEFEATED"
Eagle
Picture of a flying bald eagle
Duolingo streak calendar showing a frozen streak (no lessons done) since I read about the AI First announcement in early May.
Bsky notification: user "Who Farted" liked your post "Condolences"
News alert: Cardinals enter Sistine Chapel to begin secret ritual
Baldurs Gate 3 screenshot of an owl-person with a feathered cap
Two airedale terriers jumping over a snowbank
A snowy mountain standing out from gray clouds
That dammed smile meme
A long Tumblr text post on the quiet bureaucratic work that helps marginalized people materially, and how it is more impactful than language policing.
The Eagles Chart
The progression of an eagles game: "Oh boy am I excited to watch my favorite team play" to "I'm going to kill myself" to "nice we won"
The Eagles progression
The shape of a normal eagles game. "Oh boy. I am excited to watch my favorite team play" to "I'm going to kill myself" to "Oh nice we won"
Weather forecast showing 6 days of snow
Two dogs in the snow
Comedian sits for a news interview and discusses his "cousin" Luigi not making the holidays because of work.
A selfie of a bearded man with breath-ice frozen into his beard
A search for George Wallace, showing both the dead racist politician and living comedian with the same name
News article header reading: South Korean Parliament votes to Impeach President Yoon Seok Yeol over martial law order. A picture below shows a jubilant crowd shouting
Chef Edward Lee
Two dogs bound through snow in the woods. They stop to sniff some trees
Two dogs bound away from the camera through high snow. One turns back to check on the cameraman.
Two dogs looking toward the camera, legs covered in snow.
Sunrise through woods
Fake livemap of Austrian Styria featuring multiple factions fighting
Production manifold. S=splitters, M=mergers
Two dogs with leashes tied together approach the camera. They can only escape if they work together, which they never do.
A road through a snowy forest
Map showing Syrian rebels taking control of ground in central Aleppo
Delicious Wawa junk food
Chi 0, Detroit 16 in the 3rd
A medieval-style map of the United States. Shapes and boundaries are extremely simplified, showing more "there is a lake here-ish, and it connects to another lake" info than "this lake is shaped like this"
Opossum on a pizza, captioned "The harvest is bountiful this year"
Possum screaming, captioned "screaming is also a part of self care"