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In a screenshot from the Wire Detective William “Bunk” Moreland stands to the left side of the frame wearing a dark suit with a white shirt and blue patterned tie and a dark coat facing Detective Lester Freamon who is seen from behind wearing a checked jacket and blue shirt as Bunk Moreland say “Gibberin’ motherfuckers”
A bald man wearing glasses with a gray and red beard looks towards the camera as a gray cat sits in his lap in the foreground and looks off to the right of the frame with a casual aloofness. The man wears a red tshirt and wooden hippie beads.
A still from the television series Deadwood featuring Al Swearengen saying “I work better closer in.”
A still from the movie Repo Man, a young man in a t-shirt sits beside an older man in a suit in the front seat of a car. The older man seated behind the wheel says “That’s why there ain’t a repo man I know that don’t take speed.”
A bald, gray bearded man before unlit bookshelves leans towards the camera glowering.
A still of Roger Sterling from Mad Men in shirt sleeves, tie, and buttoned vest, his hands upon his hips as he leans forward and says to a mostly offscreen Peggy Olsen who is holding a large framed picture that is partially visible to the lower left of the pic “It’s an octopus pleasuring a lady.”
Jake from Adventure Time is framed in the picture from the neck up in the foreground a tree limb with a knot hole seen to the left of him, a window with showing a single cloud in a blue sky visible behind him towards the left and an Adventure Time clock hanging from the wall behind him. Jake is smiling as he says “Girls’ night out, boy style.”
Below a lifted control panel there are three raccoons, the first (farthest left) gnawing a blue cord held in both paws giving the side eye to the Germans, the second is standing up with a blue cord held in both paws maintaining eye contact with the off screen Germans, and the third raccoon sitting towards the back glaring at the unseen Germans as a German says “Ach du lieber! Raccoons!”
A young squirrel manipulates an old dog bone before the trunk of a pine tree amid a bunch of varietal debris.
A gray beared man wearing a gray shirt with a large corvid silhouette printed on it and a gray trilby hat with glasses propped up on the brim and a wooden Tibetan mala sits in a grimy plastic lawn chair before a redwood fence stares at the camera squintily.
A gray striped American shorthair cat’s head and shoulders in semi profile looks irritated towards the right from the lap of a bald gray bearded man with the flat affect of a cadaver as sunlight beams through the slats of a redwood fence upon man and cat alike producing a radial stripe effect.
A pic from Adventure Time featuring from left to right Jake the Dog, Finn the Human with the small robot/game system B-MO seated in his lap, and Banana Man seated and wearing seatbelts in the front seat of their briefly rebuilt truck Hot Daniel facing the screen with an open field stretching back towards a forest with a few mountain peaks visible in the distance. B-MO waves his arms and smiles as he says “He’s very smart and very single.”
A bald, gray bearded man seated in a grubby plastic lawn chair wearing a red t-shirt with a black collar and a wooden Tibetan mala smokes a cigar wearing black headphones and glasses propped over a furrowed brow.
In a still from Richard Lester’s The Three Musketeers, with the Musketeers and D’Artagnan seated upon D’Artagnan’s bed feasting upon stolen food (from the left) Athos, Porthos, Aramis, and D’Artagnan, with D’Artagnan’s dogsbody Planchet seated on the floor to the right sharing in the bounty.
A gray stripy shorthair tabby cat sits upon an aged 4x4” six foot post with a shrub stump parallel on the right and a dirty grayish cloth dog toy on the left. The cat’s head is tilted to the right as he gazes into the camera.
A black and white shorthair tabby cat lies in a pile of scrap wood and detritus staring to the right of the frame through the slats of a redwood fence with a PVC pipe between the cat and the fence. In the foreground a few different shrubs reach into the frame and the ground before the cat is strewn with pieces of broken redwood and pine fencing and the remains of an ornate coffee table now weathered and covered in dirt. A
A grainy, almost abstracted photograph featuring a brown curtain hanging from about 2/3 the top of the frame towards the left side of the pic at a slightly curved angle before a dark triangular shape that happens to be the neighbor’s roof with a diffused circle of bright light haloed by a less intense light that happens to be the moon lighting the remaining right upper triangle of the pic a ghostly gray. To the right edge of the frame a protruding latch and window frame are visible-ish.
In a panel from George Harriman’s comic strip Krazy Kat, a smiling Ignatz Mouse waves his fists in the air as he stands before an abstracted landscape and a darkening sky exclaiming “Ahh— the joy of transgression, the sweetness of sin— it soothes me to the marrow of my soul—“
A hulking man with a nightmare clown mask strapped to his burned head and a bow tie dress shirt and checked suit jacket points with his gloved right hand. He stands before glittery curtains, lit candles, and string lights and says “That’s supposed to be my dance circle!”
A clean shaven man with dark hair waves his hands emphatically with an apoplectic expression on his face saying “I hope somebody finds them and kills them.”
A clean shaven man with dark hair is standing in the night centered between the partially visible heads and shoulders of two men with shaved heads standing in the street with a car shining its headlights in the background. The man with dark hair says “I got a lot of work to do on myself and I don’t want to do it.”
Older bald bearded man in a bright colored patterned short sleeve shirt stands in foreground in what appears to be a schoolroom says “What if I just trash this place?”
In a still from Repo Man Emilio Esteves holds a tray of meth sitting in the passenger seat of a car with a dirty windshield while Harry Dean Stanton snorts it from the driver’s seat.
The smol robot BMO from Adventure Time sits in the middle of a row of theater seats wearing a beret and scarf as he says “This show is terrible!”
A bald gray and red bearded man with EarPods visible in his right ear and glasses perched atop his dome smokes a cigar with a stem in right profile.
A bearded man wearing a black sweatshirt and a green knit cap smokes a cigar with a concerned expression in his eyes. He sits before a dirty wall and window with glasses perched atop his head.
In a screen grab from Adventure Time, BMO the robot stands upon a reclining Finn the Human’s chest and stomach attempting to force feed him a meal from the plate in Finn’s lap, saying “He’s all jefferied up in the dome piece.”
A bald headed gray bearded man sits in a plastic deck chair smoking a cigar. A pair of glasses are perched on top of his head, and he has an earbud evident in his left ear. A wooden beaded Tibetan mala is strung around his neck, and wears a red shirt with a black crow silhouette printed on it.
A black border collie like dog with an open mouth and a gray muzzle looks towards the camera from a worn tan microfiber chair with wooden arms and trim. The dog lies upon a red and black acrylic blanket that is draped across the chair. There’s a corner of dirty brown curtain casting shadows upon the dirty pale walls with a bookshelf cluttered with books and ephemera to the back right of the chair and dog. An aluminum broom handle leans right to left between the chair and shelf.
A screen grab from Step Brothers featuring two well dressed middle aged people applauding enthusiastically before a crowd enjoying a performance as the man shouts “It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.”
Raylan Givens standing over a seated man saying “It’d be weird if you liked me.”
Gray stripy shorthair tabby cat yawning wide enough to see all its teeth reaching a blurred paw with toes spread towards the left side of the picture
Gray bearded old man smoking a joint with left eye closed and right eye looking towards the camera as he leans back on a plastic deck chair with a redwood fence behind him. He is wearing a black knit cap with reading glasses perched on his head a green Henley style short sleeve shirt and a Tibetan mala around his neck.
BMO from Adventure Time (a small robot that looks kind of like an early hand held game system) kneels upon a wooden deck before a pink blanket, saying “Good night, weird orb.”
In a scene from Adventure Time, Huntress Wizard and Finn the Human are in the foreground towards the left of frame facing the Spirit of the Forest who stands with arms folded as Jake the Dog watches from the background seated on an old fallen tree. The Spirit of the Forest says “Attracting forces come and go, it’s the way of the world.”
A Rankin/Bass style puppet Jesus hangs upon the cross beneath a blue sky and blazing sun. Jesus looks towards the Roman soldier before him to the right. The soldier looks straight ahead over his raised right arm that reveals a watch on his right wrist. The Roman Soldier sighs and says, “It’s five minutes after the last time you asked me.”
Fiona from Fiona & Cake sits before a door in a wall beside the seated infant form of Huntress Wizard. Fiona says “Everything sucks,” in resignation.
A gray striped shorthair tabby with only his head, legs, and shoulder in frame sleeps lying on his left side on a dark synthetic cloth. His chin, nose, mouth, and right ear are visible as are the dark pads on his piddy paws.
Adventure Time characters Jake the Dog and Finn the Human lie on their backs on the ground as Jake says “We’re learning a lot about mushrooms today.”
A gray striped short haired tabby sits deep in the foreground staring to the right of the frame from the apparent lap of a bald gray bearded smirking man seated in a grubby plastic chair before the backlit redwood fence.
A package for a single serve 100 mg per THC tablet with PROTAB 100 Professional Strength INDICA designed to relax your body 1 THC TABLET printed on much of the label. The company name LEVEL is printed at a right angle to the bulk of the printing on the label and a California cannabis symbol is below it on the right side of the packaging. The THC and CBD levels per tablet are printed on the bottom of the packet.
Ice King from Adventure Time stands before a mostly full bookcase and behind a mic’d lectern that has a crudely drawn Fiona and Cake poster taped to it. He is standing with his arms raised before a seated audience that includes (based on the tops of their heads) Finn, Jake, and Peppermint Butler as he shouts with an angry expression “I am very open to criticism!”
The moon sets towards the west above phone pole and power lines, the back of Cleo Gordon Elementary School with double doors and a railed ramp in the foreground. In the background are a few dark rolling hills, the crowns of several different evergreens to the left of the screen, and several palm trees visible behind the school in center frame.
Moon shining through atmospheric haze above silhouetted rooftop and pine limbs.
Man with disheveled gray beard wearing black t-shirt and black knit cap with glasses on head smokes a cigar and stares beadily into the camera.
A wet opossum stands on a dirty workbench. It looks soaked to the bones.
B-Mo from Adventure Time sits in the middle of a row of theater seats wearing a tie and beret declares “This show is terrible!”
Blargetha, younger sister of the Slime Princess from Adventure Time, stands before a wall that includes a radar screen, a red knobbed lever, and a bench with a dial and a corded microphone plugged into it. The microphone cord spirals sloppily as the mic lies on the floor while a seemingly distraught Blargetha declaring “You don’t know how hard it is to be this hot.”
T’Lyn from Lower Decks saying “This crew is always weird and yelling” in the direction of D’Vana Tendi who seems mirthfully engaged. A Starfleet volleyball is aloft between D’Vana and the bottles on display
The Flash asking a sinister figure “How can you be the government and criminals?”
Perfect for Valentines Day, it isn’t a pen, keep it handy in case someone is missing the key.
A gray striped shorthair tabby cat stares into the camera from the lap of a bald bespectacled bearded man
Gray stripy shorthair tabby 7-8 week old kitten lounging on his left side stretched out on a lawn chair
A gray striped short haired tabby reclining on his left side on a green trousered lap stares towards something off to the left of the frame.
Gray striped tabby cat asleep on his right side curled up with his left back foot and right front paw visible above a black and white fleece blanket, his nose pointing at his toes.
Gray tabby cat asleep with head against the left thigh of the impatient looking old man whose lap he has claimed for napping.
A gray tabby cat stares into the camera from the lap of a bearded bespectacled bald man in a black shirt with white trim around the collar and sleeves
A large man in 1940s duds charges down a burning hotel corridor with a sawed off shotgun in his hands shouting “I WILL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!”
A wren(?) in flight towards the right frame of the photo away from a suet cage hanging from an old bottle brush limb before a tangle of limbs and leaves from another unkempt shrub
A fourteen month old girl with a pacifier wearing jeans, a gray shirt, and Velcro sneaks with a ball in her left hand moves to either kick or step on a ball in the gravel yard as two dogs focus on the ball from either side in the foreground.