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Senior SWE, Splatooner / SalmonRun, Audiophile & Home Theater Enthusiast. Dark humor.

Julian Richings as Death in the Supernatural TV production. Episode, Two Minutes to Midnight
Close up photo of a 2026 Subaru Crosstrek Premium from the front-driver side bumper. Driver side headlight and foglamp are almost center frame.
Under a budget agreement announced last week to address scheduled income tax cuts, legislative leaders now want to drop the personal income tax rate from 3.99% to 3.49% from 2027 to 2029, then 3.24% from 2030 to 2032, eventually reaching 2.99% for 2033 and 2034 and 2.49% when revenue triggers are reached after that point. The corporate income tax is in the process of being phased out entirely.
Quote from Phil Berger, former Senate President Pro Tempore of the NC General Assembly. Quote from an article on WUNC in regards to the protest over teacher pay in NC. “My concern is for the parents, who have to make special arrangements for their children because the teachers refuse to work on a day that they're supposed to work,” Republican State Senate leader Phil Berger told reporters earlier this week."
5 year old male mini goldendoodle, blonde, sleeping on a sofa, front and rear paws crossed. His name is Enzo.
A parody of the Kentucky Fried Chicken logo (KFC) depicting a caricature of Jesus Christ in the classic KFC apron, with the classic KFC lettering replaced with JFC (representing Jesus Fucking Christ).
Screenshot of a paragraph of text from a NY Times article that reads: 'The White House posted a manipulated photo of her arrest to its official social media account, depicting Ms. Levy Armstrong, a civil rights attorney and activist, as hysterical — tears streaming down her face, her hair disheveled, appearing to cry out in despair. “ARRESTED” was emblazoned across the photo, along with a misleading description of Ms. Levy Armstrong as a “far-left agitator” who was “orchestrating church riots in Minnesota.”'
Spaceballs the Flamethrower. Yogurt demonstrating movie-branded flamethrower in the film Spaceballs.
Julian Richings as the character "Death" holding the trademark scythe on the TV series Supernatural.
Recipe card for a signature martini at the Cowfish restaurant called “Craig! How you gonna get fired on your day off?” — The drink is named after a memorable line from the movie “Friday” starring Chris Tucker and Ice Cube. Ingredients: - 1oz Elijah Craig Bourbon - 1oz Caravella Lomoncello - 2oz Lemon Sour (1oz Vodka, 0.5oz lemon juice, 0.5oz simple syrup) - 6 mint leaves (or less, to taste)
Teal and pink bath bomb shaped like an electric toaster.
Photo of a 2026 Kia Sorento SX in Midnight Lake Blue, driver side view
Screenshot of the current weather and tonight’s low. Current temp is 23F with wind chill of 14F. Real low overnight will be 13F.
Honduras: The lawyer for Juan Orlando Hernández, a former president of Honduras who had been convicted in the United States of drug trafficking charges, said on Tuesday that his client had been released from a federal prison in West Virginia after receiving a full pardon from President Trump. Mr. Trump granted the pardon on Monday evening, fulfilling a pledge he had made days earlier that shocked U.S. officials who had built a major case against Mr. Hernández for flooding the United States with cocaine.
Screenshot of a paragraph from an article in the New York Times covering the vote in the House of Representatives on a bill to force the release of the Epstein files. It reads: "In the House, the sole lawmaker to vote “no” was Representative Clay Higgins, a far-right Republican from Louisiana. The vote was 427-1."
Halloween decoration. Skeleton in a cauldron glowing green, expelling mist, as poison is poured in.
IKGAF Chicken & Rice (For those times when you kinda give a fuck and have a little more time) Ingredients * 1 lb boneless chicken breast or thighs, flattened * 2 cans Cream of Mushroom Soup (10.5oz each) * 2 packages of Boursin Garlic & Herb cheese (5.2oz each) * 1 1/2 cups uncooked brown basmati rice * 3 to 3 1/2 cups water * 8 oz white mushrooms * 8 to 12 oz bag frozen peas & carrots * 2 Tbsp butter (for rice) * 1 Tbsp butter or olive oil (for mushrooms) * 1 Tbsp butter or olive oil (for chicken) * 2 tsp salt (for rice) * 1/2 to 3/4 tsp black pepper Directions 1. Start your rice. (I use a rice cooker) 1. Add the 1 1/2 cups uncooked brown rice to your rice cooker 2. Add 3 to 3.5 cups water (whatever the package recommends) 3. Add 2 Tbsp butter and 2 tsp salt 4. Cook rice 2. Start your base. 1. Add 2 cans of cream of mushroom soup to 2qt sauce pan 2. Add 1 soup can’s worth of warm water and mix. 3. Crumble both packages of Boursin cheese into the mixture 4. Warm over medium-ish heat. 5. Whisk the mixture occasionally to ensure the cheese melts and is evenly distributed 3. Start your veggies 1. Chop your mushrooms into small pieces 2. Add 1 Tbsp butter or olive oil to a non-stick pan and cook mushrooms. Season with salt & pepper 3. Set aside when done. 4. Cook peas & carrots according to package directions, set aside 4. Cook the chicken 1. Cut the chicken into 1/2” chunks, season with some salt & pepper and toss in your non-stick pan with a Tbsp or so of butter or olive oil 2. Brown the chicken until cooked, set aside 5. Throw it all together 1. When the rice is cooked, remove to a large mixing bowl. 2. Add your mushrooms, peas and carrots and mix with rice 3. Add your cream of mushroom & Boursin cheese base to the rice & veggies. Mix thoroughly 4. Add your chicken to the bowl. Stir into rice, veggie and base mixture 5. Add pepper to taste. 6. Serve
IDGAF Chicken & Rice Ingredients * 12 - 16 oz fully cooked diced chicken (Tyson, Purdue, John Soules Food) * 2 cans Cream of Mushroom Soup (10.5oz each) * 2 packages of Boursin Garlic & Herb cheese (5.2oz each) * 1 1/2 cups uncooked brown basmati rice * 3 to 3 1/2 cups water * 8 to 12 oz bag frozen peas & carrots * 2 Tbsp butter (for rice) * 2 tsp salt (for rice) * 1/2 to 3/4 tsp black pepper Directions 1. Start your rice. (I use a rice cooker) 1. Add the 1 1/2 cups uncooked brown rice to your rice cooker 2. Add 3 to 3.5 cups water (whatever the package recommends) 3. Add 2 Tbsp butter and 2 tsp salt 4. Cook rice 2. Start your base. 1. Add 2 cans of cream of mushroom soup to 2qt sauce pan 2. Add 1 soup can’s worth of warm water and mix. 3. Crumble both packages of Boursin cheese into the mixture 4. Warm over medium-ish heat. (I use the #4 setting on my induction cooktop) 5. Whisk the mixture occasionally to ensure the cheese melts and is evenly distributed 3. Start your veggies 1. Cook your peas & carrots according to package directions, set aside when done 4. Cook the chicken 1. Add a Tbsp or so of water to a nonstick pan and warm up your pre-packaged chicken. Follow package directions 2. Set aside when done 5. Throw it all together 1. When the rice is cooked, remove to a large mixing bowl. 2. Add peas and carrots and mix with rice 3. Add your cream of mushroom & Boursin cheese base to the rice & veggies. Mix thoroughly 4. Add your chicken to the bowl. Stir into rice, veggie and base mixture 5. Add pepper to taste. 6. Serve
Colorful flower arrangement in a crystal vase containing purple and deep blue pearlescent roses, neon green chrysanthemums and lilac (I think. I suck at identifying flowers)
Screen capture from the end of the 1999 film "Sleepy Hollow" showing a horse and buggy on a narrow, winding dirt road along the banks of the Hudson River on a late, cloudy, autumn day, with pinpricks of sunlight peaking through the clouds.
A picture of a stack of columns of varying sizes representing a "house of cards" where the two primary support structures are one very fat column, and one toothpick sized column. The entirety of the structure is labeled "The Entire Internet". The toothpick-sized column is labeled "AWS-US-EAST-1"
During oral argument, Clement repeatedly stressed that there’s no need for the Court to engage in the kind of partisan evaluation that Alito was itching to get into. Bost alleges that he had to reallocate his campaign resources to comply with Illinois’s law, and economic harm is a textbook source of standing. “The pocketbook injury just makes it easy,” said Clement. “There is no need to make the standing inquiry here any more complicated than that.” But for Alito, this case presented an opportunity to lash out at imagined Democratic nefariousness—and to parrot one of Trump’s favorite conspiracy theories in the process.
Meme displaying a blue flag and prayer hands with text that reads: Marked Safe From The Rapture Today.
Screenshot of the google AI result for the question "how many years ago was Sept 11 2001". The AI Overview answer google provided: "September 11, 2001 was 24 years ago. Today, September 11, 2025, marks the 24th anniversary of the 9/11 terror attacks."
A screenshot of a sentence of text from District Court Judge Fred Biery's opinion issuing a preliminary injunction against the state of Texas SB10 requiring the display of the 10 commandments in public school classrooms. Found on page 54, second to last sentence, it reads: "Notwithstanding the sausage making process(69) of legislation, to avoid religious rancor and legal wrangling the Texas Legislature alternatively could require the posting of:" Where the (69) is a reference to a footnote.
Stupid portrait of the infamous photo of President Trump raising his stupid fist after an assassination attempt at an outdoor rally, hanging in the main entrance hall of the fucking White House.
Photo of the Metro Center station, Red Line platform in Washington DC
Nighttime photo of a menacing looking cow. The text reads: every year, sharks kill 10 people. Every year, 100 people from being stepped on by cows. Fear the real killer.
Salmon Run: Next Wave, impromptu Eggstra work session. 5 waves with scores of 21, 69, 53, 87, and 56 respectively, for a total score of 286.
Transferring articles of impeachment. A display at the Capitol Building museum depicting the transfer of Articles of Impeachment from the US House to the Senate wing of the capitol building. Trump is featured twice on this display as the only president in history to have been impeached twice in the same term. He does impeachment better than anyone. Bigly.
Image of a nuclear blast incinerating a human being as a metaphor for stepping outside into a summer breeze in the south.
Meme of the 13 seasons in North Carolina. They are: Winter, Fool's Spring, Second Winter, Spring of Deception, Third Winter, The Pollening, Mud Season, Actual Spring, Summer, Hell's Front Porch, False Fall, Second Summer, Actual Fall.
Screenshot 1 from SCOTUS Skermetti decision. Alito does not join in part. Text reads: "My main point of disagreement with the Court concerns its analysis of the plaintiffs’ argument that SB1 unconsti- tutionally discriminates on the basis of transgender status. See Brief for Respondents in Support of Petitioner 37–38. The Court holds that the law does not classify on this ground, and the Court therefore applies rational basis re- view. Ante, at 16–18. I am uneasy with that analysis and"
Enzo, mini goldendoodle, giving an incredulous look when I told him I was going to take his squid.
Enzo, mini goldendoodle. 4 years old. Snarling at the camera.
An image of Jesus, rendered in the style of the KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) logo, but with JFC lettering (because, Jesus Fucking Christ).
Jesus in the style of the KFC logo. Except it’s JFC. Because Jesus F*cking Christ.
Screen capture of text: He ordered Attorney General Pam Bondi to investigate allegations “regarding the unlawful use of online fundraising platforms to make ‘straw’ or ‘dummy’ contributions or foreign contributions to political candidates and committees.” GOP-led congressional committees have investigated similar complaints against ActBlue alleging those practices over the past few years, but the claims have not been substantiated.
In a visit to the Oval Office on Monday, President Nayib Bukele of El Salvador said he would not order the return to the United States of a Maryland man who was mistakenly deported. Despite a court order instructing the U.S. to facilitate the man’s return, senior White House officials said it was up to El Salvador to decide whether to do so.
Photo of a 2025 Lexus RX 350 Premium in Copper Crest in the dealer delivery room. Capped with giant red bow on top, just like the Christmas commercials. Fancy.
BREAKING NEWS: Trump & DOGE shutter DOJ, lay off entire staff, because it has "Justice" in the name. Not really, but it tracks w/ all their other insane bullshit.
Screenshot of a section of the article. Text reads: "Senate leader Phil Berger said Tuesday he’s not concerned by a projected $823 million drop in state revenue in 2026. The revenue forecast — developed by nonpartisan economists at the legislature in partnership with the governor’s budget office — shows a $544 million surplus this fiscal year. "
Nintendo Splatoon 3, Salmon Run shift results screen. 153 golden eggs, 6744 power eggs, 3 gold, 6 silver, 15 bronze scales, 80 total boss kills. NT Fog, HT, LT, Triumvirate waves.
Shift details for Nintendo’s Salmon Run, Next Wave for Splatoon 3. Scored 206 golden eggs.
Grapes on the vine at a winery nearby.