FuzzyBear1982

@fuzzybear1982.bsky.social

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He/Him. Mixed AAPI. AuDHD. HSP. Car living. Secret superboss energy. Ridiculous person who loves retro video games/loathes injustice. Black/Trans Lives Matter.

Turkish coffee sits inside a Moroccan-style coffee cup, a thick layer of foam on top.
A protein drink, bottle of orange juice, and a French press full of coffee are shown sitting atop a red table.
Prepared Turkish coffee inside a copper Moroccan-style coffee mug atop a matching saucer is shown.
A blue LCD display on a 12v kettle is shown, with 12.4 volts and "666" illuminated on the display, signaling that a boil has been reached...and perhaps the birth of a new antichrist? Perhaps *eyes emoji
Dualcast Bahamut reeks havoc on innocent woodland creatures in Final Fantasy 5 Advance.
The equipment screen for Krile (Freelancer) in Final Fantasy 5 Advance for Gameboy Advance is shown, with rare drops Tinklebell and Rune Chime equipped in both hands.
The remnants of a burnt flag.
A rarely-dropped Tinklebell is shown on a post-battle obtained treasure screen in Final Fantasy 5.
FuzzyBear1982 poses stoically with an improvised pick-up stick, dressed in construction gear, resembling a wizard.
Richter Belmont stands victorious over a prone Dracula in Dracula X Chronicles for Sony Playstation Portable.
A mother mallard duck with three older ducklings.
An improvised gopher grabber is shown, made with wood scrap, a metal skewering screw, and two magnets.
The post-battle item drop screen for Final Fantasy 5 Advance is shown, with a rare Rune Chime listed.
A game of tic-tac-toe is drawn into the dirt on the side of a roll-off dumpster, a fourth level is added above the standard 3x3 playing field, where a third O is haphazardly added to the erroneous top-right corner space, granting a fake win to Os over Xs.
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A mallard duck mother and her four young ducklings walk across a street to say hi to FuzzyBear1982.
Jill confronts a Wesker, replaced by a giant coffee bean, in Resident Evil 1 and asks "where on earth have you bean?"
Chris Redfield stands in front of a bathroom mirror in Resident Evil. As a zombie walks in from off-camera, Chris says to himself "This latrine smells like death. Barry must've been in here."
James Sunderland of Silent Hill 2 looks on behind Eddie Dombrowski as the latter eats pizza. The text reads "what do you want on your tombstone, Eddie?". The second image is James standing in front of Eddie's tombstone towards the end of the Labyrinth.
The post-battle item drop screen for Final Fantasy V (5) is shown, the text reading "Dragon's Whisker".
The power LED for the Sony PSP 3001 is shown, which becomes obscured by the hand during play.
Rebecca Chambers sits with a basketball, dressed in RPD gym clothes, in a photo found on undeveloped film in Albert Wesker's desk.
Leon hands Claire her brother Chris' diary in Resident Evil 2 for Playstation.
The Douchebag Starter Kit (™️) is comprised of four (4) total items, which ate shown in a mosaic. From top-left to bottom-right, the images are: 1) a red/black dirt bike, 2) a license plate with a "Don't Tread on Me" theme and "1776" in black font stamped across a yellow background, 3) a pair of Oakley sunglasses, and 4) a lifted white Ford F-350 with foglights.
A mama mallard duck is shown with 9 baby ducks in tow.
A femme with long blonde hair and golden bangles on each wrist poses with their arms in the air, hands framing their face. The text reads "Eeew! He's a cop! See you later, alligator!"
A 4-picture collage of FuzzyBear1982 headshots with varying expressions are shown. His beard is long and grey/black and his eyes are hazel.
Several individually wrapped teabags (3 turmeric, 1 pineapple) are displayed alongside a chili chiltepin grinder and a red metallic brewing vessel.
An outside corner shot of a chain gas station is shown. There is a visible surveillance camera hanging from a nearby wall, and the roof is slatted, only allowing for dappled cover in sunlight and zero coverage during a rainstorm. These two items taken together reflects an anti-homeless approach to their building design.
The menu item screen is shown, with 99 Dragon Fangs being the focus.
Jill Valentine looks on at the world's most expensive sandwich maker in Resident Evil for Sony Playstation.
The status screen for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night as played within Dracula X Chronicles for PSP is shown. Two (ultra-rare and highly effective) Crissaegrims are equipped.
A white t-shirt template is shown, and the text reads "I survived pussy in bio".
A low-quality meme is shown with assets from Manhunt on PS2, a severed head in a blue plastic bag on the left, and protagonist James Earl Cash is shown on the right as he cinches a garrote around a previously unsuspecting hunter's neck. The text reads: "it's hard to get a-head when people keep attacking you from behind."
A play screen of Final Fantasy V Advance via Gamecube's Gameboy Player is shown. The text reads "Bartz: What the crap was that!?"
Two 100 watt solar panels rest securely within their respective tilt mounts on the roof of a late 90s compact.
Actor Martin Ferrero is shown, the first panel as a hotel clerk in Planes Trains and Automobiles, and the second is his role as Donald Gennero in Jurassic Park. The text reads "this man went to college and turned his life around, what's your excuse?"
Slotted steel angle is arranged in a square and affixed to a roof rack system atop a smooth roof. This cage will eventually hold the solar panels in place, where they can be tilted to a 45 degree angle for optimal suncatching.
The Item menu within Final Fantasy V (5) is shown, with 99 Dark Matter highlighted, ground from fighting Prototypes.
The reporter from Manhunt on PS2 is shown staring into a camera during the opening cutscene. The text reads "I've got to get the one piece of evidence that will expose Starkweather without a shadow of a doubt."
FuzzyBear1982 poses stoicly in front of the camera, red Donkey Kong shirt under a reflective overcoat. His beard is tied up short and a reflective brim sits on his head over a black bandana. An inquisitive look is on his face.
A literal jarhead person stands in front of the USA flag. The jar is closed, and inside is a pile of feces with an upside-down smiley face on it and stink lines emanating from it. The pile of shit seems happy in spite of the circumstances.
An American propaganda poster hangs on a wall, showing the Twin Towers billowing smoke post-impact, a Bald Eagle imposed in the foreground, it's peak open. The text reads "Let It Be Known to the World: We Shall Never Forget," which of course deflects from the USA's atrocities abroad both past and present.
Thule roof rack system installed on a vehicle with a smooth roof. The rack system consists of custom mounting hardware, boot, and bar.
The head of Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy 8 is superimposed over Liam Neeson's from a scene in the movie Taken, holding a phone to his ear. The text reads "now is not the time for dick measuring, Seifer"
Fuzzybear1982 takes a selfie, his gray/black beard is long, a black bandana wrapped around the top of his head, smiling into the camera as if he didn't just have a tooth removed days ago.
A Thule roof rack system is shown, specifically designed for naked (rail-deprived) vehicle roofs.
A close-up of the controller board sitting inside of a Nintendo Gamecube, it's original system battery replaced along with an aftermarket battery holder soldered in it's place.
An anonymized social media post that reads "a crybully is someone who creates chaos...then plays the victim when you react."
Sagat from the Street Fighter series brandishing a shotgun.
FuzzyBear1982 sits in his car while on break from work. His beard is long and mostly gray with black around his cheeks and mustache. He is wearing black-framed glasses, a red Adidas hoodie, fingerless gloves, and his nails are covered in chipped black polish.
A modded Gameboy Advance is shown, featuring white shell, Super Famicom style buttons, aftermarket backlit screen, and rechargeable battery.
A copy of Dragon Warrior VII (7) for Sony Playstation 1 is shown with it's front jewel case door open. Disc 1 sits in it's cradle on the left and the game manual sits in a recessed space to the right.
Lyle Van de Groot, as played by Thomas Haden Church,) reemerges as an ordained minister seeking to kidnap Ursula in order to marry her leading up to the penultimate scene in George of the Jungle.
Six (6) Playstation 3 games are laid out horizontally in their respective cases. The titles shown are: Diablo 3, Silent Hill Homecoming, Dead Space, Silent Hill Downpour, Borderlands, and Dead Island.
The opening sequence for Final Fantasy V (5) for Sony Playstation is shown, with main protagonist Bartz (Butz) and his pet chocobo Boko sitting near a campfire. They had just seen a meteorite land near a castle, and are about to leave to investigate.
A PS3 menu screen is displayed, with the selected item text reading "Vagrant Story: Ashley Riot is accused of murdering a Duke, but did he really do it? Find out as you play as Ashley and live out his life the week leading up to the murder."
Metroid Fusion result screen is shown, with Samus flexing in the background. Clear time listed at 4:40, with a rate of 58% for collecting items, not even close to a world record but still awesome.
The protagonist (Sumo, named Ben here) glances towards the right at Luna as they stand in a bald spot where the Mana Tree used to stand, after the final battle with Julius. The text reads "Ben: Oh... Luna: what am I supposed to do?"