Fuzzy Mike

@fuzzymike.bsky.social

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i have in fact posted about the crime against humanity that is the attack on the VRA
odette3 doesn't know that they're searching for posts containing my username, not posts FROM me, which would require the "from:" operator
a splatter guard with big holes in it
THEY VERY SPECIFICALLY AND QUITE LITERALLY ARE ANGRY THEY GET IN TROUBLE WITH HR WHEN THEY HARASS AND DENIGRATE WOMEN AND MINORITIES AT WORK
Brandon Rogers NEIGHBORHOOD PATROL There's only one thing worse than a rapist
I put aside my first draft, satisfied with the work I've accomplished and eager for a quick break. An enormous grin spreads across your face as I proceed to smoke 295,000,000 Chesterfield cigarettes at the same time, a feat you never imagined possible. With a single enormous puff, I blanket the both of us in 100 metric tons of smoke. From within this massive cloud, all of our problems seem to simply disappear, and you start to wonder if perhaps the world really is as beautiful as people say it is.
Since there's a primary in NYC today, I get multiple emails from Mamdani/NYC socialist party I looked up their stance on Russia's war: "The NYC DSA opposes Russia's invasion of Ukraine but blames both sides for the conflict. They demand an immediate ceasefire and diplomacy, while strongly opposing U.S. military aid, weapons shipments, and NATO expansion. This anti-war stance faces heavy backlash from mainstream NY Democrats." Just to make sure we are on the same page: I never advocate for or against anyone. I am a journalist. I research, report, point things out and connect the dots. Elections are not my business nor ever be. This is something I looked up, and shared Democracy means ability to decide for you. That's all
I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians
various MAGA celebrities. their vintage READ posters up for auction have no bids
oh my gah he admit it
Scorn is already in your Steam library
Mtg card Pox Plague. A similar effect, but smaller, is the card Pox; and a similar effect, but even smaller, is the card Smallpox
Uktabi Orangutan
Send More Chuck Berry
Dick Cheney, who asserted that as a "member" of the executive and the Senate, the VP was akin to a "Fourth Branch" with the powers of both and the oversight of neithet
The guy on The Wire accepts a Pulitzer for stories everyone in the profession knows are fabricated and endangered people
Wednesday Addams: Wait
I Love Boosters
@baseballcrank @yeselsond always funny to watch right wing pundits demand we parse between white supremacists, white nationalists, proud boys, qanon, MAGA groups, and the alt-right; and then look over and say "yeah Biden and antifa are basically the same"
clowns aren't "honk honk" anymore. they're also economists saying "i can't be expected to verify sources"
that's my secret cap
MESSY MESSY MESSY guy from Frosty the Snowman
Bisney
did someone, just now... INSULT CURRY?