dogwelder

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I teach middle school kids how to make weird pictures & movies. Sometimes I ride my bike. Sometimes I take pictures. Blog: https://www.ga2so.com/blog/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dogwelder Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/dogwelder

The ornate ceiling of the Castro Theatre
A tombstone with the inscription DAVID FOLEY BORN JAN 4, 1849 DIED MAY 6, 1911
Posters for They Cloned Tyrone, Calamity Jane, Ruth Etting in Favorite Melodies, and Mr. Dobbs Takes a Vacation.
EEEEEE- ARGGGGRRRR- Comic book panel. A woman is scared by a skeleton.
A black and white quickly traced sketch of the floating heads of Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorn. Text above: JOVIAL JAPES + DICK JOKES Text below: JJGO! "We're NPR Adjacent"* Text below that: *not NPR adjacent
My Class of 1984 poster, and my monitor showing the Class of 1984 post.
The Bandit (Burt Reynolds) on the CB in his car. Sally Field is unimpressed
Screenshot of my letterboxd last four showing Posters for Demi Adejuyigbe is Going to Do One (1) Backflip, Sherlock Holmes Faces Death, A Perfect 36, and Ninotchka.
The painting "Edward VI as a Child" by Hans Holbein the Younger. Edward's face is replaced with mine. I'm an old man with a beard and big eyebrows.
The headquarters of Ted Danson's Dancing Hams at Hansen Dam.
The recent Activity section of my Letterboxd profile page, showing posters for The Sawmill, Supergirl, Stagecoach, and the Sheep Detectives.
Close up of a bike chain with a broken link.
The guy renovating the Reflecting Pool with a smiling woman.
Stephen Miller fetching lunch at the reflecting pool.
The cover of the totally real Leonard Nimoy autobiography, "I am not Spock."
The cover of the totally real Jordan Morris autobiography, "I am not Zach."
A framed painting of Gordon Shumway (ALF) eating a cat, painted in the style of Goya’s Saturn Devouring His Son.
A damaged and nearly hairless mask of Gordon Shumway (aka ALF), hung on a tripod as if ALF had be skinned and tanned.
A title card from the silent film Lost in the Night (1913) that reads "DICK arrives."
A map with the Hollywood Walk of Fame marked in yellow, and contiguous part I've watched in red.
A hairless ALF mask on a tripod.
The "Recent Activity" section of Letterboxd showing posters for The Punisher: One Last Kill, The Best Years of Our Lives, Ta;lking Heads, and Yonggary.
John and John of They Might Be Giants on a white background, holding lightsabers.
A bald headed old man with glasses (me!) gestures at the empty train car behind him.
The woman says EEEEEE- The skeleton says ARGGGGRRRR-
That space marine from Starship Troopers turning to the camera and saying I'M DOING MY PART!
wahat is middle nam paul f tompkins
A mannequin of Chewbacca out side a taco restaurant. It’s beat up and turning green. Is it pretending to be the green Frankenstein from War of the Gargantuas?
Partial screen shot. A prompt says: how many m's in "logical disaster" Underneath text reads: * AI Overview There is 1 "m" in the phrase "logical disaster". -Logimal -Disaster It is located in the word "disaster".
Mr. Burns says “Release the hounds!”
A screenshot of a Matt Rose video featuring a screenshot of a czelticgirl post (this one: https://bsky.app/profile/czelticgirl.bsky.social/post/3mcbfffprsk2d). Screenshotception.
An ad in an old comic book. At the top, a small drawing of a man's head above a larger drawing of a bald head. Text below it reads: SKIN HEAD WIG Most people try to grow hair. This is just the opposite. Made with flesh toned latex to fit all heads, really changes your appearance. No. A35 $1.00
Posters for Pumps (1913), Project Hail Mary, Cactus Flower, and Tommy
A baby Minnie Mouse stuffed animal sitting on top of a crosswalk button. In the background is an out of focus sidewalk and street.
Monochrome photo. A mostly empty shop window. A Pee-Wee Herman puppet sits near the glass, looking out. The back wall has wallpaper with a diagonal brickwork pattern. The wallpaper is starting to peel at the edges.
The face of a Chewbacca mannequin seen through a window. He looks rode hard and put away wet.
A ride down a section of the bike lane in Griffith Park, shot from my bike's handlebar. Then lane is clearly marked, and there's a buffer zone with plastic bollards between the bike and car lanes.
My open hand with three short gold pens with the Alamo logo in my palm.
Bike camera video of a guy on a scooter trying to make a left turn around the right side of my bike, stopping when he almost hits me, then making the left behind me.
A recreation of the cover of "oh no it's DEVO." A man holds a picture of eight potatoes with human heads making odd faces. Above the picture is the text "it's ELECTIVES."
Four images of me - a bald guy wearing glasses and cheap headphones - in a grid. On top of the pictures are the words "STOP MAKING MUSIC" written in a style that imitates the logo of the Talking Heads concert film Stop Making Sense.
A collage of images from the last 25 movies I watched. Full list at https://www.ga2so.com/blog/2026/02/17/mid-february-movie-roundup-and-walk-of-fame-update/ .
Brown square. Small text at the top says "You're gonna get in trouble." Larger, centered text says "Okay."
Comic panel: Buckaroo Banzai, on stage, facing Penny Priddy at a table in the audience. Buckaroo is saying "Did you say... PEGGY?!"
A map of the seats of a theater showing Melania. All seats are available except for two together toward the back of the room.
Partial screen capture of the Rotten Tomatoes review section for Melania, showing a 6% critic rating and a 99% audience rating.
A screenshot from Wonder Man showing a text message on a phone. The text reads "Look who I just bumped into." Below that is a picture of a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame with the name VON KOVAK written in a typeface that doesn't match the one actually used on the stars. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A collage of images from Dead Man's Wire, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, The Loves of Hercules, The Red Badge of Courage, Nouvelle Vague, The Thin Man, After the Thin Man, Song of the Thin Man, He Who Gets Slapped, Disneyland Handcrafted, and The Testament of Ann Lee.
A sticker on the back of a car shows Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm in his apple car. Written on the side of the apple car: "My other car is RFK JR's brain"
Eleven movies I watched in January: Keep Your Powder Dry, Belle of the Yukon, Peter Pan (1924), Hail, Caesar!, Blue Moon, Moonage Daydream, Real Genius, Steamboat Bill, Jr., Stalker, Cheers for Miss Bishop, and Death Race 2000.
Text: "SUPERWORLD COMICS" in white on a red backgroound with a blue border.
Daisy Ridley in We Bury the Dead.
A large, scared, yellow face of Everett Blunck as Ben in The Plague looks at a tiny Jimmy Stewart as Destry carrying a tiny Marlene Dietrich as Frenchy in Destry Rides Again.
A fake Hollywood Walk of Fame Star with 2026 written on it and next to it.
The legs of Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire in Swing Time.
A screenshot from Letterboxd showing the posters for the last four movies I watched: Swing Time, Some Like it Hot, No Other Choice, and Smithereens.
Lost Highway as Vertigo
The Monkey as Toy Story
Dark Victory as The Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy