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I used to be an academic, but now I just post. She/her.

The cover of the novel They Never Learn, except it's translated into Polish, with the title changed to "Profesorka"
Art of Toriko saving Sorawo from drowning, the first scene of the lesbian sci fi horror novel Otherside Picnic. Sorawo is laying on her back, partially submerged in water, with the water surface distorting her image in unnatural ways, especially around her left eye and right hand. Toriko is leaning over her, with her left hand on Sorawo's cheek. Sorawo's right eye and Toriko's left hand have become blue and transparent.
A worm girl asks a skeletal limbless robot "anyway, will you be my girlfriend?" The skeletal limbless robot girl responds "OF COURSE. JUST ONE MOMENT." Her eyes turn red as she emits dial up modem noises, then says "lesbianism dot exe is now downloaded. I am ready to lesbian." The worm girl shouts "Fuck YEAH. ROBOT GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!" A bystander yells "Y-you can't just download a sexuality! It doesn't... WORK like that!" The worm girl responds "SHUT THE HELL UP, LOCKET. MY ROBOT GIRLFRIEND CAN!" A second bystander says "I'm lost." The first bystander, Locket, says "And you CAN'T just tell someone to BE your girlfriend!" Worm girl responds: "I DIDN'T TELL HER, I ASKED!!" The worm girl then turns to her robot girlfriend and says "Don't listen to him. He's just jealous me doesn't have a girlfriend." Robot girlfriend responds "HAHA. TFW NO GF." Worm girl, surrounded by hearts with a look of very sincere love in her single eye, says "You always know just what to say, babe."
Lauren's old tweet "I'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion", with "hot take" edited out poorly to replace it with the phrase "stupid post" instead.
A billionaire CEO of a fake bank that robbed all its customers and then turned into a literal casino, announcing his new "AI supersoldier" startup on fox news and saying "I think the future of warfare is real life video games". I hope this motherfucker gets parodied in Minecraft
A gay catboy saying "I'll admit, being into his body is also totally a thing~"
Sybil saying "Come on, GameGrl. Your stories are fanciful, but keep them believable. SWAT vans are not turning into monsters.
a product photo of the package contents of a pair of earbud style headphones, which include an anime insert art of a pink haired girl wearing the headphones, and a box with a manga drawing, perhaps of the same girl perhaps a different one. A carrying case maybe? I can't tell.
Artwork of Kiana wearing a dress shirt, vest, and bow tie. She's carrying Mei against her hip. Mei is wearing a wedding dress and carrying a bouquet of flowers. Kiana is shooting a heart shaped beam out of a gun towards the camera.
Queen Laima, a thick and tall woman with long flowing white and grey hair, grey freckled skin, and a black liquid substance covering part of her chest and arms
Knife and Dylan, two aliens. Knife is kind of like a melty blob but he's wearing a suit and a birthday hat. Dylan is more human shaped but her hands look half like bird claws, she has pointed teeth, and she has a second mouth splitting the crown of her head down the middle. She's dressed nice in a blue dress, and is reacting with shock and horror to Knife, who suddenly appeared right next to her.
A giant woman mutated like a Resident Evil final boss and looking cool and strong as hell. She notably has one eye, really sexy lips, and fangs. She's millions of years old. In this panel she's crouching down and calling "Bring me my WEED." over her shoulder at her two children, "Steal" and "Destroy".
Characters that look suspiciously like two we know, in a flashback to something that happened hundreds of years in the past, discuss murdering a father. The murderer, who strangely looks like Crimson, is wearing a pink apron, and mentions the father really didn't see the murder coming both because he employed the murderer and was very distracted by the pink apron.
Crimson says "too bad. One of my favorite hobbies just happens to be pissing off my bossy triangle wife. <3"
Celadon from the comic mentioned in the post, appearing as some kind of abstract monster while she tells her wife "Don't you get all GAY on me, Crimson."
Signalis, Lunacid, 1000xResist Sorry We're closed, Dread Delusion, Caravan SandWitch Fear and Hunger 2: Termina, Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor, The Void
Signalis, Lunacid, Caravan SandWitch Dread Delusion, Crow Country, 1000xResist Psychopomp, Fear and Hunger 2: Termina, Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor
The dumb baby version of Kaede, Nuyy, pointing at a bubble depicting a female torso with large breasts, emphasizing it with "nyuu!! nyuu!!" like a toddler. The bubble has a circle next to it, indicating it's correct, and opposite it is a similar circle with a similar figure but flat chested, with an X next to it to indicate it's wrong.
Leon saying "I can't see how killing the patient is good for the country," which is kind of hypocritical for him to say since he's the one that shot the president in the first place.
Rhino, a big beefy boxer woman from the game Cyberpunk 2077. She's someone you can fight in the boxing minigame and is remarkably sporting and good natured compared to the other competitors, enjoying the fight and the sport, but just winning.
An inflatable pool balloon that is designed to appear as a four foot long (1.5 meter) stick of salted butter.
Prospera Mercury shrugging, with the caption "god forbid women do anything"
Tahani gestures towards the blackboard. “I do question the logic behind inviting arms manufacturers, or banks whose owners are donating large sums to anti-trans politicians, instead of boycotting them.” Wendy closes her laptop with a snap. “I’m sorry, Tahani, that some of us have ambitions beyond holding signs on street corners for the rest of our days,” she says sharply. Dennis sighs. “I want to design planes, Tahani. I’m sorry if you think building commercial aircraft for Boeing implicates me in war crimes.”
Think fast. I need to sound like a guy who barely knows anything about trans women. “Yeah, I bet trans girls are really good at lying and tricking people.” Daniel’s gaze snaps back down at me. He inhales sharply, staring at me slack-jawed. Eventually he closes his mouth, swallows loudly and nods. “Yes, um, of course. I believe that as well, based on all the lying trans women I’ve seen ejected from the server!” Breathe. Daniel’s already being
“Sorry for delay,” Billu mumbled, unable to find anything else to say. “Traffic was very bad. Lots of accidents on the way to the airport slowing it down.” “Oh,” Esha acknowledged. “That’s unfortunate.” “Didn’t really see, but one or two seemed pretty bad …” “It’s fine, they were all wearing helmets,” Esha said dismissively.
“I’m so happy for you, Esha.” “You are, mummy?” “Yes, bittu. I had been so worried … You haven’t been very happy, Esha, I can see. I am your mother.” Anu gave Esha a hug, which she allowed herself to enjoy. “But when I saw you tonight, dancing with Faneendra, looking at him with such love … You’re going to be very happy with him, aren’t you?” ----
Mia from RE7 saying "I've been bad. I deserve this." before knocking herself out by headbutting a wall. She's got a weird fucked up white woman grimace on her face as she says it
Example characters from Path to Nowhere, drawn in a style I associate with Josei manga and otome games although idk how legit that connection might be lol
Gallegos cited early feedback to Subnatica 2, in which *players from one region in particular were extremely insistent that the developers introduce weapons. "I won't mention which country this was, but* they were, like, overwhelmingly 'we want to manufacture weapons', and I was like, man, I feel like people got a very different vibe out of the original Subnautica than being a weapons manufacturing video game! But
"He's a good man. Admit it, Adam - a part of you likes him."
Ramen with chicken and peppers
a highschool bathroom from the Japanese video game Ghostwire: Tokyo, from the sadly now defunct studio Tango Gameworks. In the screenshot, two bathroom sinks are visible in the foreground, although only one has a mirror. Further into the room, four urinals line one wall, and opposite them are four toilet stalls.
Satori: "Sleepers mostly act like their normal selves. If they attack you, they must not like you very much."
Satori from touhou says "Still, I must ask... what's a selfie? And why do you need to take it in a nuclear reactor?"
Reimu from Touhou saying "Woah, it's a cat! How did it fit in there?"
An anime succubus inside a computer says "The deep state is the shadow government, right? And they're targeting us? So scary..."
The cover of the novel Kimmy by Alyson Greaves
The cover of the novel Killer Potential by Hannah Deitch
itunes not letting me listen to a podcast without proving I'm an adult because the podcast has swear words in it. Dear god, imagine if a person under the age of 18 heard someone say shit or fuck! Thank god that never happens thanks to the hard work of brave gatekeepers
mister animal or whatever dressed like an eight year old boy's mental image of what a rich man looks like
the eu-people.bsky.social account is tagged "New Account Using Slurs" by a tagging service
The painting "Severe Misfire" by Nikki Pena
Screenshot of a livestream of the 1966 movie "The War of the Gargantuas". A white man crouches between two old cars with a Japanese woman behind him. They're supposed to be staring up at two monsters wrestling
rosewater and adorn her with myrtle oil. In most spaces, she would glisten like blushing dawn. In Forge Aetnaeus, her skin catches the ash and dust all about, the remnants and grime of labor. Upon meeting the alchemy of her, they transmute to flakes of platinum and opal. Eminently more beautiful, but still a task for Hephaestus’s tongue. And ze sets to it without embarrassment or hesitation: zer tongue extends, improbably long and serpentine, teasingly wrapping around Aphrodite’s ankle. Then ze works zer way down and around, licking the back of the foot, and then the sole; tracing the elegant arch, and then individual lustrous nails. Ze sucks as though this is an organ of sensitive nerves, tongue darting to every crevice, leaving none unserviced. Ze licks until zer mouth, too, is platinum and opal. Precious substances passing from one god to the other. In spite of herself, Aphrodite’s breath heaves as Hephaestus venerates and
A page from Otherside Picnic where the top half of the page is made up of panels displayed in the gap between bars of some kind of crooked structure, and the bottom half has panels with the edges crumbling
a list of games. Favorite game: Subnautica Best story: 1000xResist Favorite art style: Sorry We're Closed Biggest personal impact: Silent Hill 3 Best combat: Shin Megami Tensei 4: Apocalypse Overhated: Final Fantasy 8 Underrated: Dark Souls 2 Overrated: Dark Souls 1 Needs a Remake: Crypt Worlds (on here mostly because I think the team behind this game should be given a large amount of money to make something, anything, with it.) Criminally overlooked: Prey (2017) Favorite protagonist: Silent Hill 3 (Heather <3) Favorite antagonist: Honkai Impact 3rd (Herrscher of Corruption <3) Best soundtrack: Zenless Zone Zero Best multiplayer: Warframe Not usually my thing, but...: Armored Core 6: Fires of Rubicon Turn my brain off: Pacific Drive Best with friends: Left 4 Dead 2 Best retro game: Shadowrun (the Sega Genesis version, sadly the right version of this was not available on the website. I guess 1995 is too retro for them.) Nostalgic childhood game: Deus Ex Game everyone should play: 1000xResist
A caricature of a donkey burning an American flag with the thought bubble "gay abortions" floating over its head
the cover for Kimmy by Alyson Greaves, a sci-fi horror transgender alienation novel that is one of the best books I've ever read.
a dialog option while looking a mirror that says "[Gender Identity options]"
a pile of chains with a lock and key in my character's personal bedroom, keepsakes from her rescuing enslaved people. For some reason she kept their chains I guess. Fucking weird
One Piece guy with a big X shaped scar on his chest
Screenshot of Stardew Valley. I reached floor 100 of the mines, finding a Stardrop item, which increases maximum energy. The text box reads "You found a Stardrop! Your mind is filled with thoughts of homosexuality. Your maximum energy level has increased." In the top left, a tooltip helpfully outs me as a cheater who has paused time to accomplish this.
From an April Fools edit of a yuri manga casting the girls as UN representatives. I don't remember the name of the original manga
a screenshot of the report field, with a red error reading "something went wrong. Please try again" printed under the submit report button
Misaki, a lesbian psycho killer who dresses like a schoolgirl while assassinating people with a crowbar and was turned into a zombie and then later a vampire, says "Yup! Right-o! I quit being a person!"
An excerpt from a short story included at the end of a volume of the Dead Mount Death Play manga. A nonbinary dragon named Pirawizzo says "are you getting all caught up in the silly issue of whether I'm a boy or a girl? Do you really think dragons even have the kind of gender assignments that apply to humans and lizards? Dragons are a kind that individually evolve to the extreme. Unlike humans, who only have a handful of attributes for male, female, and a few others, you should remember that we have as many genders as there are dragons."
Ajisai: "I used to dream of becoming a real lady"