Gaffy is MEATY

@gaffy.itch.io

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I make stuff, including writing the MBC adventure From Out The Meat Pile Discord for playing/making TTRPGs: https://discord.gg/NFwchsJCsg Wrapping up writing gigs, DM for inquiries on projects

the word FLACK in a big pink circle, next to a masked clown in a hood. It is presumed he is FLACK
A discord screen cap showing me saying "I have MTNDEW" The next line says "AND WEED"
A screen grab of Dave's post about MB "But if there was a turning point, I think it was the seemingly endless waves of Borg-themed game jams on itch.io. What began as a celebration of the game’s open creative spirit exploded into an avalanche of submissions from self-styled game designers. The jams exposed the movement’s first real weakness: volume. Once thousands of (dare I say it, half-assed) Borg-branded projects were competing for attention simultaneously, simply calling something “Borg” no longer made it stand out. It became harder to separate the truly inspired from the merely derivative, and the novelty that had once made the label so exciting began to wear thin."
The pointing joyjak meme over the advertisement for the newest Mörk Borg Cult release which has my name on it. They are pointing at my name.
Famous shot from Dexters lab where he looks upon a photo of Einstein in his locker and sadly declares "I have failed you" I have replaced Einstein with a very flattering photo of Matt McMuscles
A thumbnail of a paywalled video called "Here's how I took Mork Borg combat to the next level" the thumbnail itself has the text "Wait... Borg combat SUCKS!"
Two children at a computer playing Kabuto Park
Pawel Kicman(Heltung-Storytelling) saying fuck yeah with an image showing the new release by Nohr "Salt, Spit and Silver" is in the number one spot on itch's physical games tab. Lancer is 2nd then Runner of the Wastelands and finally CAIN Gaffy responds If Cain tops Lancer does that make Tom a switch? Gif image of Guile from Street Fighter the animated series being pelted with trash
Moehatesmedia holding two robot dinosaur bubble guns with a fanged smile face mask and horned beanie on. He is scowling behind text that says "I am not concerned about the ramifications"
A screen grab showing the previous post had been reposted
Patrick from SpongeBob with a goofy goober hat covered in ice cream looking very very annoyed
An old cartoon still with some strange sonar effect coming off some nerds hand while he looks to be in pain. Probably Norman Osborn from an old Spider-Man cartoon or something similar
Banner for the band's site using eye piercing pink and yellow, it's promoting the new album LISTEN UP.
A crudely drawn dungeon with squiggly moving brushstrokes The contents of the room are presented in order as if starting in the top left and proceeding counterclockwise through. 1. a door with an arrow pointing from the door to the next room, indicating a starting point. 2. a large simple spider, a single dot with 8 limbs, the room has two doors on the east, each has an elbow bend before going north or south 3. a simplistic wrapped form with a thin spider web over it, exit to the right 4. circle room with giant spike pit in the center, exit along the south wall 5.T hall, east path leads to a ladder, south path leads to a split 6. Following the northern split leads to a strange pink tentacle skull creature 7. south path leads to a pink pac-man style ghost with angry eyebrows, exit at the east wall 8. a web with a strange beaked creature, exit to the north leading to room 2 Ex. Ladder leading down to a room with a chest is shown on the right
The head of a Kidrobot Kif figure stuck on the legs of a Funko Jack Skellington. It stands majestically in front of a stack of coasters and counting blocks.
A pumpkin-headed butcher holding a cutting board with chunks of meat in one hand and a big knife in the other
Cover of Putrescence Regnant, an official Mörk Borg album crawl. It is blinding yellow with a mutated gator person in the center with a sword in their guts
"ESCAPE THE MAW" Written in snipped newspaper lettering. The shape of an 8 toothed circular mouth with blood soaked teeth is in the center. "RUN" written across every inch leaving little room. "A MEAT GRINDER FOR A FRESH BATCH OF VICTIMS"
The cardboard innards of a Hot Wheels advent calendar flipped upside down, the edges have been colored with black paint.
Marvel snap deck names Hipp With It All of the cards have Dan Hipp variants, with one being Arishem. When the match starts, Arishem shuffles 12 cards into your deck, if those cards have Dan Hipp variants that's the version shuffled in. The rest of the deck is: Kitty Pride, Hulk Buster, Scarlett Witch, Venom, Mobius M Mobius, Corvus Glave, Gladiator, Wong, Blue Marvel, Sera, Stature, and Arishem.
The children of Grift, unable to do anything but wait for death and explore the dangerous ruins of the dead city, have found that the Green Bumphead Frog common across the dying lands can be licked for a wide arrange of effects. Sometimes helping with physical growth and other times helping fight off disease. Everyone agrees however that this ritual at the very least will give the participant a much needed boost of luck. LICKING THE FROG (a fat green frog sits next to the text blocks Immediately gain d2 omens Test Toughness DR 10(+2 for each previous lick) On a success(d4): 1. A random ability increases by d2 2. A negative ability mod is now positive 3. HP increases by d4 4. Double an ability mod of your choice On a Failure(d4): 1. A random ability decreases by d4 2. Become infected and take d2 damage 3. Vomit violently, the sound and smell attracts predators 4. All ability values lowered by 2 Pass or Fail, The high and the results that come from it last for 1 - Toughness hours (minimum 1 hour) Results of 20 or 1 are permanent Mörktober 2025 "Frog" *signed* Gaffy
Zach from Extra Fabulous comics drew himself as SpongeBob on orange paper. His mind seems blown.
A Sci-fi gunslinger with two different kinds of laser guns wired to his hips. He is covered with holsters and pouches, his space helmet is magenta with a cyan skull image on it. There is other text surrounding the subject, but that isn't what this is about.
Little wizard dude with a shiny orb topped staff and a lightning in their other hand. Also they have a cool blue pendant and a maroon hood up
2 zines from JP Coovert's Flik Silverpen series, Drawing Dungeons(it's cover has a dungeon floor plan with drawings or RPG minis on it) & Drawing Heroes(shows a troupe of all kinds of heroes, including an ogre and a witch. On top of both is a cute post card adventure titled The Ogre King of Hollow Hill
Cover of TTRPG Vast Grimm. A purple circuit board with VAST GRIMM written on it in white. Foreground has a large toothy wurm, like a lamprey with glowing glue eyes
A screen grab from a discord chat. Gaffy said "The two Sexiest Weapons are a flail and a 6 Shooter"
Threads screen grab "Picked for you" Someone with an anime PFP saying "I'm pissing so hard rn"
A man with a special set of glasses, nice jaw line. "THE FORTMAXXING JAM" written with different letters in a few fonts. Multiple wild colors along with the compatibility logos for Mörk Borg, Cy_Borg, Vast Grimm, Pirate Borg, Death in Space, and Frontier Scum.
Don't make me tap the sign meme The sign being the post from Mork Borg saying "MÖRK BORG is a game about corrupt and incompetent royal despots and doomsday cult leaders ruling their powerless subjects with religious persecution, excessive violence and apocalyptic fearmongering. The sea is boiling and the end is near but no one seems to care. Needless to say, this is political."
Pizza Emoji followed by "The Death that I Deservioli"
Discord screenshot taken at 2:59 PM Gaffy: farts (written in italics) extra loud (written in bold italics)
Teaser from my stretch goal adventure. Reads: Nazi fill each floor, these space nazi are so lame and pathetic they are little more than fodder for the ninja. All of their attacks towards the security forces or opposition(s) and actions performed during the sequence should brutalize as many space Nazi as possible. Killing Nazi however doesn’t count as killing people, since they aren’t people.
Box art for NBA Street Vol.2
Never forget Kenny Excerpt from the DiveKick wiki "Kenny is a playable character in Divekick. He is an angel who returned to the world of the living. Kenny was created at the request of a top reward tier Kickstarter donator named Vincent, in memory of his deceased older brother Kenny."
Cursed busy a move ad where a bunch of the bubbles have the same creepy face with it's eyes held open with match sticks. Published by Acclaim for PlayStation and Sega Saturn.
very crude dungeon layout, left has an entrance labeled as well as an area marked ??? leading to rope bridges over lava. Floor 2 on the right has more areas connected with rope bridges and a final big area with a stone bridge
My kid's table with two papers with paint on them, between the papers a makeshift stencil from a 3d puzzle and a spray can
6000 divided by 420 = 14.28571428571429
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the complete collection on 20 DVD set
#C0FF4E Berserker King of the Cube Violet A knight lost in the Cube Violet thanks to terrible magiX. His sanity long lost and replaced with pure RAGE and seeking only death. If it comes, is it for good? Or will he return to the madness of the 4th dimension? HP 17 Morale 11 Demon Armor -d6 Dire Blade d10 Tainted Gauntlets d6 Elder Horns 2d4 #C0FF4E may attack once with each weapon but doesn't care about being hit(DR 10 to hit) #C0FF4E is a super cool radioactive green looking unholy knight, his armor looks like a mix of bone, steel, and dragon scale
team fortress 2 2fort
A man reaching into a toilet. His face in sad disgust. A paper on the wall reads,"NOW EAT IT BITCH"
A blue dutch oven with soup in it. I am doing a thumbs up in front of the camera to indicate the soup is good.
Mörk Borg compatible "Quadrusile? The Grimms of Yancy" HP 124 Morale - Stony Skin -d6 4 punches/turn d8 each. "Cursed eyes behold the time of clobbering; THEY seek Verhu, HE who prophesizes their damned truth to be a development most revolting."
A ball of malice represented by the faces of multiple evil politicians. Drawn by Kim Holm with editing by me. The title The Apathy Engine and Compatible With Cy_Borg are on the bottom left and right, respectively.
DCC Style d7
"Valerica3.bsky.social followed you"
A screen grab of me turning required alt text back on. Not sure how it got turned off, but now it's fixed.
A photo of a shot of a city with a floating orb above it. It's a mess of a painting, the border is all kinds of fucky, but we can crop that for the zine. Left of the painting you can see my reflection in the bathroom mirror where I took this. I'm making a very ugly face.
Some guy screaming. It's from a webcomic I can't remember. Looks like it could be Haus of Decline or at least someone inspired by them
Cover of Cowboy Bebop, a stylish combination of the ships of the main crew in front of a blue planet, a stylish cutout of a pistol between the ships and the plane, it's details and colors are replaced by the crew, Spike leans on the gun cutout as if it was a wall enjoying a cigarette.
Orc Borg Cover. A cybernetic enhanced orc colored with the eye piercing yellow and pink of Mork Borg
Cover for Odd Gobs. Shows an upset little gobbo getting his phone blown up with texts as his cohorts pilfer a blender from some garbage.
Death in Space cover. Shows someone in a space suit drifting towards what looks to be a black hole. The top of the book is laid out like material a company would give it's employees.