jade

@galaxii.nexus

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she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ // 18+ warning // self inflicted achromatic https://galaxii.nexus pfp: pixiv artwork 139459961

Screenshot of the Forecast Channel on the Wii, with a temperature of 1 million degrees listed as "Red Giant"
recall
the youtube search bar, cluttered with ai questions and an "Ask YouTube" button
Post from toyota-supra on Tumblr: hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there Reblog by aokozaki: [not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~ Reblog by toyota-supra: good luck! good luck!
I know Chica's eatin' pizza, I know Foxy's singin' songs Well, I knew where Bonnie was but he's, not in the hall If I can't find that Freddy and that song he plays so loud Well, I'd close both of my doors until I power down
I have to say weird stuff or I will explode
screenshot of discord message "im gonna Bob out of vc. just message me whenever youre Barack"
PYONG this to promote it to your Genius followers!
The preview pane of File Explorer on Windows, stating "The file you are attempting to preview could harm your computer. If you trust the file and the source you received it from, open it to view its contents."
First 5 steam purchases, from oldest to newest: Scribblenauts Unlimited, Garry's Mo, Plague Inc: Evolved, Portal 2, N++
tweet from "tv room" on twitter: I'm sorry, but I'm never going to "pre-save" your song. I don't know what that is. I don't even know what a song is. I'm a rabbit. My primary goal is to find and eat carrots
i feel like im going insane every time i go on twitter another person i follow is like "well ill just try this thing that my friend did with grok" and then grok hallucinates a bunch of data points and they go "wow that just worked how cool maybe ai really is the future" you incompetent bumbling cauliflower of a person its hallucinating data that looks believable because you dont have any actual insights to the data either
A screenshot of YouTube, showcasing 3 videos: "I took an entry level CIA test" by Bog, "Rating How Straight People Say The F-Word Because I'm Queer" by Melody Nosurname, and "Every Version of WHAT DO YOU MEME?" by KamSandwich. A fourth video is blurred, with text over it that says "this ones fine actually."
ROSE: I assure you we are all still fundamentally the same bunch of losers.
a silly looking dog
i knew what you meant, i wasn't actually trying to imply that lol. the algorithm is really directly just pushing what you engage with, so if that's most of what you like/reply to, then that's what it'll push. my twitter likes/rts are 90% art so that's what i get. a lot of the people i follow who do post stuff like that actually get filtered out of my timeline since i refuse to interact with it (to my detriment, it means i miss some actually good tweets). i feel like a lot of the ppl going "its the nazi site now" are people who constantly engage with them (either directly by arguing with them, or by engaging with people who argue with them)
Satire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize
A screenshot of CDXtract 4, a program from the early 2000s. Various rendering issues are demonstrated, such as using the fallback system font, and default misaligned menu items
An SFM of the spy from Team Fortress 2, animated and sentence edited to say "I am the spy." It performs a rotating cube animation and transitions into a static picture from LSD Dream Emulator, with the "gray man," also known by the games community as the spy, in the center of the screen.
a screenshot of the Twitter shortcut help menu