Vanessa Hoskins

@gamedesigner.ninja

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D&D Producer / RPG Author / Podcaster / Trans / Lesbian / Married / (she/her) Opinions are my own #WotCStaff

It's me, with a stupid grin on my face and wearing a white cadet hat. It has a white patch with 2 red hearts and 1 half filled heart. I'm also holding a black mug with a red heart on it—very on theme. The mug says "you fill my heart containers."
Screenshot from Night in the Woods where Mae says, "The world is extremely bad" Mae is a cat. Fuck this game is good. Why are you reading/listening to this and not playing the game?!
Two panel meme format with Picard from Star Trek Next Gen in the top cell pointing and looking certain; Worf in the background. Bottom panel Worf with his arms crossed looking annoyed.
Two panel meme. On top is Picard from Star Trek Next Gen pointing and saying "Dice!" On bottom is Worf with his arms crossed saying "Die."
Screenshot from Hobbit movie showing a sign saying: "For Sale, by Auction. The effects and estate of the Late Mr. Bilbo Baggins, esq. 10 o'clock sharp, June the 22nd. Messrs Grubb, Grubb and Burrows, Registered Auctioneers"
Image of Judge Doom from the film "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?" In typical meme style it labels him as Microsoft with the caption, "I bought the games industry so I could dismantle it"
Just me being stupid and smiling with only my too teeth like a goon, holding a class of white wine. In wearing my black army style hat and a blue shirt, short sleeves. My rainbow purse strap is prominent. The wine is labeled, "wine," and the photo is captioned, "its own reason for celebrating"
Picture of the Star Trek Voyager ship with the text over it, as if an opening title, "The One Where Janeway Breaks The Prime Directive"
Star Trek Voyager opening screen showing the space ship with the episode title "Photon Torpedoes: full spread"
Argo, a half Australian shepherd and half mountain curr, has a brownish red short hair coat with white embellishments. He stares into the camera, pleading for something, his nose looking overlarge from being so close it's stupidly adorable
This is a full body character illustration of the mortal Human woman, Iomedae. This woman is white with straight black hair in a short bob haircut. She wears half plate armor over a dark gray quilted gambeson. She wears a crimson cloak, which is blowing in the wind. She holds her sword in front of her in a salute. The background is a was of gray and blue.
Good place meme as follows... Eleanor: I just got an idea for a new character Chidi: Is it just another uncouth, angry punching girl? Eleanor: Shut up, my thing is different and you don't understand
Here's me at a grocery store, being trans. Visible. I'm wearing a black military style hat with no adornment, glasses, and a Star Wars shirt that says, "Pew pew. Vroosh. Beep boop. Vroosh." I'm in the isle with various types of flour.
Michael from The Good Place meme saying, "Yeah yeah, writing; we've all done it" The meme is low quality, as I made it on my phone. Its early and I don't want to get off the sofa yet
Three panels from Scott Pilgrim vs the World the movie. "How many times have you imagined yourself as the opposite sex?" "Oh, ya know, just the normal amount." "The normal amount is zero." The normal amount is zero!?"
Screenshot of Wolverine from Deadpool and Wolverine, played by Hugh Jackman. He is crouched and ready to strike with claws out. It's funny because Wolverine says "bub" a lot. Get it?
Table titled "D&D Class Test" Barbarian 65% Bard 95% Cleric 45% Druid 60% Fighter 50% Monk 35% Paladin 70% Ranger 60% Rogue 45% Sorcerer 90% Warlock 40% Wizard 85%
Outdoor at a winery eating a cheese spread and tasting wine. Ordered a sun dried tomato hummus this time. Cheese plate features a young bree and lavender goat cheese
Off-white collared shirt with red vertical pinstripes and brown knit cardigan. A label on the outfit states, "Genderless Product*" and then "*Men's sizing; Sizes differ from the women's items"
Argo the dog, a medium sized short haired hound and Aussie mix. His coloring is ginger and white, and he has a big stupid smile on his puppy face and big floppy ears.
Mint green typewriter. Royal Classic brand.
My hand holding a fucking Netflix wine bottle labeled Love is Wine. It's a chardonnay, technically by Cupcake. The bottle is good colored cheap ass plastic (likely a vinyl wrap). What the hell?!?
Magic card "Sophia, Dogged Detective." It is a 3 4 that costs 1 mana plus green, white, and blue. It creates a dog token and lets you create food when dogs deal damage to players, and it sacrifices artifacts to make dogs stronger.
Picture of Argo at the beach. He's a white and ginger short haired dog, and he has a big smile on his puppy face. The sand and surf are in the background.
The beach, looking out over a sandy expanse into a solid mass of gray sky. There would be an ocean over there, but the fog is so dense it's just sand and fog.
A fallen log in a forest, covered by ivy and bushes.
Castle Scarwall in Golarion, from Pathfinder. Its basically Dracula's Castle, but with the serial numbers transmuted off. A solitary stone castle in a vast moat/lake with a long stone bridge leading to it.
Penny from Inspector Gadget looking up from a blue book with a calculator embedded in the cover.
Me, a middle-aged white lady, taking a selfie with a Luigi the Musical program. The show is at The Independent.
Paki, Arcane Retriever magic card reskinned with a photo of my dog, Argo.
"Aliens" guy from history channel meme, but it's captioned "real estate"
Two frame meme. First frame is two buttons labeled "Psi Warper" and "Psykinetic" Second frame is a woman sweating nervously while deciding which button to push labeled "Vanessa Building a Psion"
Three books on a wooden table, viewed from the top down. The books, from left to right, are: Fourth Wing, Little Thieves, Bookshops & Bonedust.
An orc woman with pea green skin, tattoos, and a bad attitude. She has shoulder length, greasy hair with a few braids. She wears leather armor and holds a sukgung (Korean crossbow) while giving someone the finger.
NGL: ur confidence is 🔥
NGL: Unapproachable East and Kara-Tur... Will the forgotten Forgotten Realms get any attention other than just the Sword Coast?
FFXIV cat girl dressed as a Vegas card magician. She has a giant lop-sided top hat, oversized bowtie, corset, bracers with poofed sleeves, tiny panties, and nylons held up by garders, plus fancy shoes with large bows. This is all black. Her thighs, midrif, and shoulders are all exposed skin. WAY too sexy to be practical.
NGL: Favorite full glamour set in FFXIV?
NGL: Favorite country in Golarion
NGL: What is the worst thing you ever found just sitting in public
NGL: who's the first person you think of in the morning?
NGL: Will you yield the secret knowledge that will allow me to defeat the Gug Are you a jewelry girl? What's the best kind of weather? Pancakes or waffles?
NGL: Smash or Pass: the Driver from bg3 act 2
NGL: ticklish?
NGL: Hi Vanessa! I just wanna say I think you're cool as hell. Always have.
NGL: would u date me yes or no?
NGL: Will there be more Eberron UA?
NGL: be honest... how many ppl got a crush on u rn
5 star review of Claws of the Tyrant titled "Excellent Storytelling" by itsEden. Both I and my players are HUGE fans of this book. We love the fact that we get to see the same story play out from three different perspectives. Especially the first adventure had us gripped, I recommend running the first one in a bit of a gritty way. Especially be more stingy with Hero Points as it makes the situation feel way more dire when the heroes of the story will have to just accept certain outcomes that might lead them to their demise. The storytelling is immaculate and I want to see more books like this be released.
Television with Split Fiction download screen showing on PS5.
Sleeping puppy boy. A cute little snooter. It is a dog laying down and sleeping.he has a reddish brown face with white snoot and brown nose.
Me, a trans white lady, wearing no makeup, a blue-gray shirt with a V neck, and a big stupid grin on my face. Background is a bright window with little detail of what is beyond.
Makeup test for rewedding. A white trans woman has her hair and makeup professionally done while wearing a scalemail necklace and strappy dress. Bust framing.
A beach scene. Dark blue ocean in the background under a sparse scattering of clouds. Foreground is sand dunes dotted with scrub brush and cacti.
Wash from Firefly saying, "Baby Geese. Goslings. They were juggled." He is a white guy with messy blonde hair wearing a red collared shirt on a dark space ship. Played by Alan Tudyk.
From MCU Ragnarok, they're in a spaceship and Bruce banner says, "Guys, we're coming up on the devil's anus!"
Loki (MCU) chained up and sitting in a room styled in green and white with a view of a city through the window. Asking, "I'm asking for safe passage through the anus."
Golden Gate Bridge from a low angle. Clear blue sky and calm waters.
Good Place meme. Michael is saying "Yeah, Living Under Capitalism. We've all lived it "