🍁Kevin 🆖

@gamehole.itch.io

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indie game dev crimes • founder at wonderful lasers • (super) impossible road • youtube.com/@indiedevlab • steampoacher.com • gamehole.itch.io #gamedev

An email offering to purchase Ubisoft from me
A phone screenshot of the US App Store, showing Egg Goes Right as game of the day.
Screenshot for the website Steampoacher showing the recent games list, the I’m Feeling Lucky button, and the trailers for Resident Evil Requiem.
Screenshot of the Steampoacher website showing the screenshots for Resident Evil Requiem
Screenshot of the Steampoacher website, showing the entry for Slay the Spire 2.
Phone screenshot of Egg Goes Right’s Game of the Day feature on the App Store in Canada
5 star App Store review for Egg Goes Right, reads “Beautiful Changed my life in ways I could have never anticipated, truly one of the finest works of art in modern age, a timeless masterpiece. I cannot recommend enough”
Screenshot of email from Apple saying that Egg Goes Right is game of the day on the app store
App Store review for Egg Goes Right.
Black and white cat sleeping on a grey sofa.
A video showing the making of the robot's voice.
itch.io analytics for Egg Goes Right
App Store ratings for Egg Goes Right, averaging 4.5 out of 5
Graph showing breakdown of downloads per territory for Egg Goes Right.
Screenshot of App Store Connect showing downloads for Egg Goes Right over the past 5 weeks. 155K downloads so far.
gif of Jon Stewart dabbing his face with money
Padme from the Padme meme second panel
A cat on my desktop that can (and is) booped
Screenshot of Jet Set Radio soundtrack in music player
Screenshot of Egg Goes Right on the US App Store
Video of Egg Goes Right gameplay, a simple 2D physics game where the object of the game is to send the egg to the right.
Another golden post from the Temu subreddit, titled "Did everything on Temu just get way more expensive??"
Screenshot of the first post on the TemuThings subreddit, showing a Temu receipt where one of the items is "Import charges", reflecting the tariff charge. The OP is mad as hell.
Compact low profile mechanical keyboard on a desk with various computer desk things
E-ink sketch of a plant
The INEOS Compass. A big wheel of phrases that INEOS likes "wash your own coffee cup" and doesn't like "Fancy slides". A big layered onion of corporate hubris.
Video pans from dirty marks on the wall to a black and white cat (Oreo)
Screenshot of steampoacher.com with the Download All Images button highlighted.
A video showing how to use Steampoacher - go to the Steam page for a game, copy the URL, and paste into the steampoacher.com box.
Map showing epicentre of this morning's earthquake is close to Orcas Island
Google search showing a 4.4 richter earthquake happened at 5:02am near Victoria and Seattle
Screenshot of my profile page showing 666 posts
A green handheld console (non-working) made out of lego
Facebook page update from David Lynch's page. David Lynch has passed. RIP.
End card for Nintendo Switch 2 trailer showing that a Nintendo Direct will be held on 4.2.2025 which definitely means 4th February because that is how sensible people write their dates
Email reply to someone asking me to bring Impossible Road back to Android. Reply reads: Hi <redacted>, I’d love it to be on there too. But it simply isn’t worth it in today’s app stores - paid apps don’t sell any more. Please feel free to pirate it and side load with my blessing :) Kevin
Account deletion screen for Instagram
Video of scrolling through all the Instagram settings of which there are far too many
Wikipedia page excerpt for Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, which reads: Most Infocom games contained "feelies", bonus novelty items included to enhance the immersiveness of the game. The feelies provided with this game included: A pin-on button with "Don't Panic!" printed in large, friendly letters A small plastic packet containing "pocket fluff" (a cottonball) Order for destruction of Arthur Dent's house Order for destruction of Earth written in "Vogon" (actually an English cryptogram written in a thinly-disguised Greek alphabet. The text was nearly identical to that of the English Order for Destruction) Official Microscopic Space Fleet (an empty plastic bag) "Peril Sensitive Sunglasses" (a pair of opaque black cardboard "sunglasses") How Many Times Has This Happened to You?, an advertising brochure for the fictional guidebook/encyclopedia The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "No tea: Just like the tea professional hitchhikers don't carry!" (in fact, nothing)
Title screen for Elite. Shows 3D wireframe graphics and the game’s HUD at the bottom.
A black and white cat sleeping on an office chair
Amazon listing for a green Luigi hat. Listing says 100,000+ bought today
Alan Partridge saying "Monkey Tennis"
Trello item that reads "Cooking with Bach"
Screenshot of part of Trello board, showing an entry for Boomer Palace Construction Kit. Photo is of a ridiculously sized boomer house.
YouTube thumbnail saying WE ??OW IT W?? BE TOUGH. Question mark letters are obscured by Virgil Van Dijk. No-one will ever know what these letters might have been.
Screenshot from article, text as follows “ Cinema singalongs: is it OK for Wicked fans to belt out all the tunes? Fans of the Wizard of Oz-inspired musical have reportedly been warbling songs during early screenings - but not everyone is best pleased”
Box art for Skate on Xbox 360
A Lego tank with a Lego shark attached to the gun
Donald Sutherland pointing in movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Video of me deleting my ex-Twitter account
A black and white cat sleeps on a green velvet sofa
An SMS exchange between someone who is doing an election intimidation and me.
A kid in a home-made cardboard Bill Cipher costume
A black and white cat, Oreo, resting his head on the photographer’s leg