Chainsawnicorn

@gamer.baby

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Sorry if I say anything weird. You see, I got too close to Sin's toxin : she/her : 💖@gildersneeze : FFXIV ✨ Phantasmal Steel (Sephirot) : 🕸 gamer.baby - 🌏 Narrm/Melbourne

Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his toes when he kicked the helmet?
A bright cartoonish collage of words. The post-game result of a round of Gubbins. "Buying cuntly product saves"
A Motorola Razr 50 Ultra in retro mode
A pair of earbuds sitting atop it's packaging: Moondrop Nice Buds!
Shelf full of assorted DVDs, focusing on "Eat Your Way To Abs"
A Sony PocketStation and a smaller replica Sony PocketStation
A white PC boxed up, the lid of the box barely held closed with clear packing tape. The opening has created a "window" where you can just see the PC inside.
The Funny Dragon Gun. Specical. Bootleg toy gun with a picture of Chris Redfield from Resident Evil.
Duke Nukem with acrylic nails. Fleek Nukem
Two different hands with two different rings: one thin with diamonds, the other black with a thin gold band in the middle.
Turning up the volume and jamming out to this classic banger
Museum exhibit of a "LAN party", featuring Team Fortress on the big screen
A museum exhibit from SimCity, a previous patron to this exhibit has left their mark as evidence by a newspaper bulletin from the "poop town Times"
The 4 Genders in an Xbox 360 menu: Recreation, Pro, Family, Underground
A potted plant with a slightly obscured fluffy grey bird behind it
content aware scaled david tennant
Zenos yae Galvus - Yoshitaka Amano A man with long blond hair dives towards you, sword in hand
Twitch 2025 Recap: Emote artist statistics - 2 credited emotes with 2500+ uses across the community
Xbox Online store listing for Fallout New Vegas DLC. It's on "sale". Original price $1.99, new sale price $2.05.
A pair of striped socks in brown, white, pink and green
Screencap from The Simpsons with the caption "Wallet inspector". A shifty shy asks some nerds to hand over their wallets for "inspection", and they oblige.
Selection of magazine mail-in ads, catering to cat lovers and witches
"Gay gifts": ashtrays made from trash. "Danish-inspired".
Instructions on how to make a snowman who belongs anywhere in your house, out of packing straw and balls.
Two Christmas craft magazines circa 1963 and 1969.
A porcelain dog statue with the words "Congratulations Dum Dum"
Top view of copper-coloured salt & pepper mills. The right mill, full of pepper, has more wear at the top.
A coin operated Garfield ride. He is ready to pounce.
An uncanny action figure of Orlando Bloom as the elf Legolas. He's squinting seriously.
Shop filled with Lord of the Rings action figures
Shy emoji with awkwardly cut off meme format captioning "I glued my fingers togethe-"
Snowglobe of lesbian brides, and they're skeletons. Black glitter falls around them. One lifts up the other as she kicks her bony leg out
Fake screenshot from Final Fantasy Tactics. Ramza: "Hey everyone! Come here and pummel this twink!" - Made with Death Generator: https://deathgenerator.com/#fft
The ThoughtStream USB: Personal Relaxation Training System from "MindPlace". Claims to measure your relaxation levels to help regulate your emotional state.
Gameplay of No Man's Sky. The Traveller activates a Language Stone. They learn the Gek word, "Would". 🥴
A robotic shark statue, covered in RGB lighting. It's a gaming PC
Magic The Gathering card: "Instant Ramen"
Package tracking - "On the way: Matraville, NS 2036"
"Skunny has asked us to give all his fans an important message. trouble. please run. HELPME.EXE. pog. Your Nutty Friend, Skunny. NUT."
A sad monkey giving you today's fortune: "Aim for the crack".
Simpsons Screen cap, paraphrasing a quote from the episode. Krusty the Clown, siting amongst audience members; "Now for my favourite part of the knit."
A PSone console. Customised with a translucent deep purple shell. Attached is a translucent pink Pocket station memory card, and a copy of Silent Hill, completing the girlypop vibe.
Screenshot of a tweet: "ah, my favourite time of the day, Wizard Cat with Huge Knockers." Displayed below on a digital clock, the time is 4:38
A google search result with predictive auto complete. "shin megami tensei: Digital Deviled Eggs"
One of the automated pictures taken by Prompto in Final Fantasy XV. He's got his mouth between two finders. Hmm.
Footage from Final Fantasy XV, the car engaging flight mode, extending winds, taking off, then immediately clipping a street light, sending the car burning out of control, before fading to a "Game Over"
Yoshinori Kitase in an Absolute Cinema meme