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fixin' to be half as funny and twice as horny as my twitter

Mike Monroe from Northern Exposure, who has to live in a bubble and wears Maurice's spacesuit to go outside without dying
we jizzed like Caesar
Image from the page for a podcast I will never hear.
Snarky Denyis Miller
A man who looks just like Homer Simpson with a mustache and top hat saying "Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."
[Screenshot from https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Minions_(Despicable_Me)]: History The Minions predate Humans by millions of years to the beginning of life itself as single celled organisms. As stated in Minions, their only purpose in life is to find and serve the most despicable masters in history, although they end up being quite incompetent, serving T-rexes, pharaohs and evil Count Dracula, and accidentally murdering them all.
We Don't Rent Pigs
Image of the stats page for the Connections puzzle on the NYT Games app
Marco Rubio sitting like a little mark-ass bitch.