Garek Maxwell 🔞

@garekmaxwell.bsky.social

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I'm a stripey yeen! 🔞 Artist, furry, he/him. Used to draw a lot more, life threw curve balls.

A spotted Hyena character glaring forward.
Corn, chicken, carrots and peas, in gelatin. Parasite free, and wiggly jiggly.
The meme of the guy looking behind at a woman as his presumed girlfriend is appalled.
Big yellow bird from sesame Street peaks over a wall, wanting to know where his shinies at.
None pizza with a side of beef. It features pizza dough cooked with meat chunks, rolling around inside the box. A delicacy in my culture.
A hyena furry in a hoodie who's winking for his totally legit passport to enter another country while not having anything weird concealed. Nope. *Wink*
An American possum wearing sunglasses and ball cap, looking edgy as fuck
It's Vanessa Carlton singing and playing a piano in front of a green screen over a constantly changing roads scape, this one in a city, probably NY. It's from her music video A Thousand Miles.
A single panel comic about three actual anthropomorphic people with two wearing human shaped costumes. Left is a wolf, center is a dog of some kind, and the right is a cat of some kind. The dialogue goes left to right: Left wolf: So let me see if I get this straight... You dress in skin suits and make believe you're human? Right cat: yeah, we sure do! humans are so cute and cuddly! Left wolf: and you call yourselves skinnies?! Right cat: Yeah, we have conventions and everything!
According to The Guardian, Jamster bought 73,716 spots across all TV channels in May alone — an average of nearly 2,378 slots daily — at a cost of about £8 million, just under half of which was spent on ITV. 87% of the population saw the Crazy Frog adverts an average of 26 times, 15% of the adverts appeared twice during the same advertising break and 66% were in consecutive ad breaks. An estimated 10% of the population saw the advert more than 60 times.
A picture of a banana with a laundry list of all the chemicals that go into the flavor of a banana. All natural, the banana contains chemicals such as methonine, linolenic acid, phylloquinone, and ethene gas.
A sheet of baked Parmesan cheese covered in thinly mandolin sliced yellow onions. Baked to a golden crisp. Largely.
Anubis is wailing about being sexualized, while odin is comforting him saying Thor wasn't spared. This is in reference to an adult toy of a horse. Use your imagination. The white doggo is Wepwawet. He opens doors but not to his heart or nether regions. So he's rejected by furries. He blames his white coat, we just want him to show his...
Spirit Halloween sells over the ear fake blood packs that look invisible from the side, and if you slap it, it unleashes fake blood. The hand can cover the wires easily.
A fortune cookie says "you'll be on the list of "excellent people" this year.
It's the moon, but they've got a mouth and teeth to eat another world. Hint: it's earth and it's a creepy pasta
A chart that ranks which DnD class you are most like. The top row is largely around 40-60% between barbarian, bard, cleric, druid, fighter, monk. The bottom row is more dramatic, with warlock and wizard the highest, ranger the lowest. The others hovering around 50% with paladin, rogue, and sorcerer.
Marge Simpson is so tense and stressed over he fear of plane travel that Homer has her watch movies about air travel. They're all action movies where the plane crashes. So from our first view she looks normal, but when the scene shifts, she's sitting on nothing.
An apron featuring hyenas happy and side eyeing other yeens, frolicking about.
A painting of a cheese gelatin mold surrounded with crackers.
It's a sega genesis with the CD add-on, then the 32x, then the game genies or whatever the fuck these other things are. I just know you can keep adding 32x add-ons as long as you have space for the power bricks.
A Walgreens occupies an over pass over a freeway in Reno, NV, celebrating America. You can feel the patriotism running through the veins of the freeway as capitalism looms over its citizens.
A sweater featuring the Zelda CDI memes of Link being cheeky, Zelda exhausted by his bullshit, and the king scolding them for their sins while everyone is doning gay apparel, all wearing Santa and elf suits.
Creepy face mask that heats up, resembles the happy and sad face mask for theater. Great gift for predators and serial killers this holiday season. Get one for the future 80s slasher villain in your life. Only $66.6, call today!
A badly drawn anime character who's eyes defy physics and anatomy. But they're a pretty princess. Also, this was in a how to draw book and the author is a bad man.
The Google alert on my phone, it looks like a wizard staff of shepards crook with a star, at a glance. I had to look more closely to confirm it wasn't a communist wizard app game or something.
Arepas that are unleavened patties stuffed with cheese in this case, but much like a sandwich, they can be hot dogged.
Marge Simpson saying "it's true, but he shouldn't say it."
An AI generated cover of an adult coloring book with a woman in a Victorian dress in front of a minotaur.
Fortune cookie paper that states "you have a strong and sensitive personal nature."
The moon we think of has eyes and razor sharp line of teeth in a broadly open mouth about to eat the earth.
High heel platform stripper boots in black with red sparkly platforms and bright red ribbon lace.
"Shaq-a-Licious" themed candy gummies. They feature basketball legend Shaq, immortalized in gummy form as his face. He's back, in gummy form. Milhouse definitely bought them.