Gareth J. Greenaway

@garethgreenaway.com

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The always been meme with one astronaut saying "Remember when `curl | bash` was considered bad?" and the other responding "Always has been."
A plate of vegan "Chicken" and waffles.
A black cat named Phineas.
A package containing not fried chicken ice cream.
A map of the US courtesy of WatchDuty showing fires all over the country.
A screenshot of a post by Christopher Penn saying "Just remember that given the abundance of neurodivergent people in science, it's far more likely that autism causes vaccines."
A Gameboy made of Lego with a Gameboy cartridge also made of Lego.
Worf from Star Trek saying "Perhaps today is a good day for pizza."
A cherry Hostess fruit pie.
Three pins. Proud Democrat. Cats Against Trump. Dogs Against Trump.
Someone holding a sign that reads "No kings. No dicktators."
Two women holding signs that say "The only orange monarch is the butterfly" and "Only she gets to wear the crown" with a drawing of the statue of Liberty.
A man holding a sign that reads "War Pigs. Day of judgment. God is calling."
A gas station sign with prices: $5.79 for regular, $6.09 for Plus, and $6.29 for supreme.
A small black and white dog eating a meat stick.
A photo of sign that says "In this house we say please, thank you, and fuck Trump" and a thumbs up from a DoorDash delivery driver.
A black cat sleeping on a heated bed.
George Constanza from the sitcom Seinfeld stands with one arm up, shouting out "I proclaim 2026 to be the year of Jeremy!"
RDJ in Tropic Thunder saying "Everyone knows you never go full goat"
Output from ping, pinging the default Spectrum gateway with ridiculous times.
A bag of pecans that says "Pecans contain pecan".
Vegetarian sausage rolls.
A traditional British Christmas pudding waiting to be steamed.
A movie poster for the movie Aliens in 1986
A weather report showing a temperature of 83 Degrees fahrenheit and a real feel of 87 degrees fahrenheit.
My black cat, Phineas, sitting in my lap.
A black and white dog taking a nap on a light gray sofa.
A scene from Avengers where Tony Stark notices someone playing Galaga.
A short video of jarred pumpkin pies cooking via a sous vide.
A THC Old Fashioned from Wisconsin
A white iBook G3 booting MacOS 9.2.
A bottle of Mexican Coke wearing a Coca Cola hoodie.
A screenshot of a spammy text message that says: "Stephen Miller, Steve Bannon, even Trump locked BEHIND BARS for life! This nightmare might soon be a reality."
A small collection of SATA cables.
A small black and white dog in a pumpkin costume.
A screenshot showing Justin Garrison following me back.
The temperature indicator inside my car showing an outside temperature of 99 degrees.
Someone at the No Kings protest wearing an inflatable bear costume.
A sign from No Kings that says "Dump Trump" with an elephant shitting Donald Trump.
Me and my parents at the No Kings protest.
A ghost wearing Christmas lights next to a ghost riding a bike wearing a Santa hat with a ghost dog in the basket.
Joey and Phoebe discussing whose responsible for shutting down the US government with Phoebe asking whose in charge of the presidency, the senate, and the house. To which Joey responds that the Republicans are in charge. Then ultimately asking whose responsible for the shutdown, to which Joey responds that it's the Democrats.
Nobody expects the tomato Inquisition.
Me and Aggie, a black and white dog.
Do what you will with this information: The first diagnosed and described cases of autism were published in 1943-1944 by Dr. Leo Kanner at Johns Hopkins. Tylenol (acetaminophen/ paracetamol) was first marketed in the United States in 1955.
Other, more rigorous studies have found no causal link. For example, a large 2024 study published in JAMA, which analyzed nearly 2.5 million births in Sweden, found no evidence of an increased risk of autism, ADHD, or intellectual disability linked to prenatal acetaminophen use. Researchers used sibling control analysis to rule out confounding genetic and environmental factors.
A screenshot of a social media post where someone says they saw Goody Proctor being insufficiently mournful of Charlie Kirk.
THERE IS NO ORGANIZATION CALLED "ANTIFA." ANTIFA stands for anti-fascism. World War Il veterans are ANTIFA because they fought fascism. Anyone against fascism is ANTIFA. There is no membership card. Anyone can be ANTIFA. Everyone should be ANTIFA. l am... ANTIFA
A black and white dog named Aggie who got a haircut.
An odd looking bird at a backyard feeder.
Me wearing new glasses.
If you're opposed to gay marriage, you can simply say "no" when a gay person proposes to you.
A scene from Ghostbusters where Dr Venkman is telling a hotel guest that something would bite his head off.
A Limoncello Drop.
Someone opens a gift and it's the unredacted Epstein files.
A truth social post where Donald Trump, among other things, claims that slavery wasn't bad.
A small black and white dog ready to take on the world.
A collection of thanksgiving cards.
A train driver insisted they were not transgender but "just ugly" when challenged by colleagues after the Supreme Court ruling on gender. The unnamed driver made the remark following April's ruling, in which the highest judges in the country said "sex" in equality law refers to biological sex. The "just ugly" comment was quoted in a submission made by Aslef, the train drivers' trade union, to an Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) consultation. In its submission, Aslef said: "Since the ruling, there have been examples of our members being questioned about their biological sex by colleagues to the level where one member felt the need to explain to their colleagues that 'they are just ugly'.