Megan

@garfieldesque.bsky.social

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Thirtysomething in the south way into ghosts. Hates Mondays. she/they

A white woman with red glasses and long brown hair in a Gamecocks shirt holds an enormous sparkler
A box of American flag sparklers, which are legal to purchase and use any day of the year in South Carolina
Missing dog poster, showing a medium sized buff boy missing in McCormick County, SC. If you see this dog, please call 864-465-2520. We are desperate to get him home.
Record player with band pulled taut. It doesn’t fit.
Video of a local news segment in which I speak about the C4 found behind the house this morning
A woman in glasses is driving a car. Behind her a cop car is seen blocking the road. There is a cat carrier in the backseat of the woman’s car. FWIW, I was stopped when I took this picture and not actively driving.
A brown dog with a white chest and paws is politely sitting behind a sign with the date and the dog’s name on it. The dog is really cute. He’s medium to large sized.
A hand holding a pill, which is roughly the same size as the joint on my little finger. Everything is in pink light.
Two identical gray kittens
Wolfling’s post, which is marked as in Portuguese, and an offer of help to reply in the same.
Charlemagne tha God on the Jumbotron at the Gamecock women’s basketball game. He’s giving us spurs up.
Long haired black and white tuxedo cat stretched out
White woman with brunette hair, bug glasses, and lipstick excitedly holds up a horse shirt about the beauty of horses and pictures of horses
White woman with brunette hair, big glasses and red lipstick stares intently at a half-eaten King Cake
A snowy yard in South Carolina!
Population map showing that the heavy majority of Black Americans reside in southern states
Meme with possum and cornbread that says “ignoring and writing off southern states as unsalvageable due to regressive policies does nothing to help those fighting against such policies and only aides further regression. Your neighborhood isn’t better just because it has brick oven pizzas and craft breweries.”
An orange cat sleeping on a wrapped present under a Christmas tree. The orange cat’s name is Lou.
Billboard in rural Texas reading “demo-rat’s will pay next Election Day thank God for trump and abbot”
Big golden orbweaver in her web
A gray kitten on a white woman’s shoulder tangles himself in her long brown hair
A cowcat bites a woman’s hand
Picture of the field at Williams-Brice stadium featuring new maroon end zones
Meme saying “ignoring and writing off southern states as unsalvageable due to regressive policies does nothing to help those fighting against such policies, and only aides further regression. Your neighborhood isn’t better just because it has brick oven pizzas and craft breweries.” There’s a possum in a lil hat and some cornbread.
Active shooter alert for the University of South Carolina, in particular the Thomas Cooper Library, Sunday afternoon on August 24, 2025
Costar screenshot reading “You’re not bad. Stop building a case against yourself. That critical voice dissecting every word you said last week isn’t helping you grow—it’s keeping you small. Your mistakes are normal. Your awkward moments are human. You’re fine.
Two cats, one white and black and one black and white, sit around a cat toy.
An email screenshot that reads: For our neighbors in need In response to the devastating flooding in the Texas Hill Country, Whataburger is donating 100% of every collectible cup purchase from 7/9–7/31 to relief efforts in the area. Available in-store only. As soon as we heard the news, we hit the ground in Kerrville, serving hot meals to first responders, emergency crews and volunteers. To provide additional aid, we’re also donating $100,000 to local relief organizations providing assistance to those most affected. For more information on Whataburger’s relief efforts, charitable giving and how you can help, click “Learn More” below or follow @Whataburger on social media.
A 2020 census map showing that the states with the highest percentages of Black residents are almost all in the south
A raccoon stuck in a cat trap sticks out its back leg dramatically, givin’ us the ol’ razzle dazzle!
A white woman with long dark hair and glasses stands in front of a mirror. She is wearing a blue shirt with a purple tiger and purple text that reads: BIG TIGER I have the heart of a tiger and the spirit of a tiger and the power of a tiger and I’m looking for danger
Square toilet in a hotel
A masked white woman at a University of South Carolina football game. It is Saturday in South Carolina. We are ready for some football.
Two deer mouse cuddle up with each other in a live trap containing some bark, a cashew, and some small dishes for water.
Jazz Legend Louis Armstrong, an orange cat. This is a close-up of his face. He is an orange cat with a pink nose that has a freckle on it and long white whiskers. His eyes are closed because he is napping. He looks, and indeed is, very soft.
A rainboot is upside down in a no-kill trap, propped up ever so slightly by a lid filled with water so some air can get through. You can’t see it, but there’s a mouse inside the rainboot. I also put some M&Ms in the trap for him.
A white woman with long dark hair holds up 5 fingers