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A picture of a tombstone reading "here lies Jerid he never scored." next to Beavis from Beavis and Butthead dressed up like Jerid from Zeta Gundam.
The picture is of the so-called "Full Text Basics" from Magic the Gathering; basic land cards with no art and the full rules text of how the land cards themselves function. They are extremely verbose.
Sanguinius, Primarch of the Blood Angels, stands with his wings spread and a spear held vertically in his left hand while a power sword is held low in his right hand. A squad of his gene-sons charge in behind him.
A group of men with their hats over their hearts with the bottom text reading "Take your hat off, boy. That's a higher quality image"
A picture of an orange kitten squinting into the sun with an upper caption reading "you cannot ragebait me❤️"
A picture of a model kit of the Gundam Aerial gesturing to the right with a blue speech bubble reading "My fucking god! These bitches gay! Good for them ! Good for them."
A beatnik Sluggo wearing a beret, round shades, and a goatee announces "And I don't blab and drab gab -- I chatter hep patter" while a lower caption informs the viewer that it is "NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY"
A cougar walking in from the dark with a red heart emoji in it's mouth
An edited Tintin comic panel in which the captain in blue rhetorically asks "what a week, huh?" And Tintin in yellow replies "Dix it's January 7th" while the dog on the right steals beer.
A picture of the Mobile Suit Gundam character Miss Matilda, a redheaded woman in a beige and black military uniform with a similarly colored cap on
A man in a white shirt stands to the left of a diagram of a chessboard. The text overlaid at the bottom reads "Outstanding move"
A screenshot of a Magic the Gathering Arena draft deck from the Avatar set. It is mono white and features mostly Ally creatures with standout all-stars like two Avatar Enthusiasts, three Kyoshi Warriors, a Sokka Lateral Strategist, a Wandering Musicians, and a Hei Mai Spirit of Balance with supporting spells like one Razor Rings, two Sandbenders' Storm, and one Gather the White Lotus. There is a single non-Plains land, it is a Kyoshi Village.
A black and white comic panel where a seated Sluggo, a bald boy with a piggish nose and a black coat, says in a speech bubble "Sluggo is lit" while his friend Nancy, a spiky headed girl with a bow, black vest, and dotted skirt, approaches the table with a bowl of food. In front of Sluggo is a table set with a cup, a plate, and a crossed knife and fork set.
The Magic the Gathering card Zealous Persecution; an instant card with a casting cost of a black and a white, it states "Until end of turn, creatures you control her +1/+1 and creatures your opponents control get -1/-1." The cards border is gold and the art features a figure high on a rampart illuminated with purple light, the figure has rows of spearmen behind them and at the bottom of frame is a mob of ghoulish figures shrinking from or being harmed by the purple light. The artist is Christopher Moeller. The flavor text reads "Jharic returned from Grixis changed, a haunted look in her eyes. She destroyed them with unholy glee that made me shudder." — Knight-Captain Wyhorn
A picture of the Ball Gundam from the Gundam anime. It's a light blue, spherical robot with two arms coming from the lower sides which end in flat pincers. The robot has a single teal eye in the center surrounded by a burgundy rectangle. On top of the sphere is a large, single barrel cannon. The robot features numerous circular holes and depressions, mostly colored black for shadow and depth.
A two panel comic of a sock puppet dressed as a doctor. In the top panel the sock-doctor stands neutrally and states "I am disgusted." And in the bottom panel the doctor-sock raises his left hand with a finger up and continues "BUT impressed"
A picture of a cartoon from The Onion where a framed portrait of a man, with a mustache, thick eyebrows, very pointy teeth, and stubble, who is wearing a black shirt labeled "ANCESTRAL SICKOS", has a speech bubble saying "AYE... HA HA HA... AYE!" with the final AYE being underlined and bolded. The frame of the picture has flowery filigree at top and bottom of its oval shape.
A painted Tempestus Aquilons model on a stand is next to a wooden dowel with 3 unpainted accessories glued to it, both are sitting on a green cutting mat with blue gridding and in the background is a black keyboard