Gavin Jasper

@gavin4l.bsky.social

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Den of Geek writer, wrestling enjoyer, says stupid crap. Host of Zeroes of Wrestling, a podcast about watching the worst-rated matches of every wrestling PPV: https://redcircle.com/shows/zeroes-of-wrestling

Kristen Bell as Mrs. Claus in Violent Night 2
Buzz vs. the final boss from Pit Fighter
Spider-Man, Storm, and Power Man -- Battle Smokescreen! comic cover
comic panel of Spider-Man with a Mets cap going into a baseball game while saying, "Let's go, Mets!"
Kenan Thompson as the Hellevator operator with Kate McKinnon and Beck Bennett on 100 Floors of Frights
Hulk Hogan pointing at the palm of his hand
Drawn by Beetlemoses, old man dying on his death bed thinkin, "Dang, that was stressful... Wouldn't minda chill one next time." A game-like wheel appears saying "RINCARNATE-O!" In the last panel, Arnold Schwarzenegger Mr. Freeze from Batman and Robin pumps his fist while yelling, "CHILL!"
A bearded man threatens to shatter windows with a brick, only to come back to earth when Captain America stares down at him.
Avengers: Doomsday poster of Dr. Doom walking through green smoke
A weird Mac and Me movie poster from Ghana
Someone holding up a sign at a concert saying "YOUR MUSIC SAVED ME"
The Magnificent Seven
Flash Thompson as Agent Anti-Venom
Dr. Doom sits at a table with Namor. Doom: "I think not." Namor: "What?" Doom: "You could have come to me first. You should have come to me first... but you did not. I can forgive your initial dalliance with Richards and the others -- their nature is not conductive to such practicality -- but after that, you chose to throw in with your subhuman lot. Now you regret it. And you dragged the stinking carcass of your failure to my door." Namor: "Victor, please! Everything will stand or fall on what we face." Doom stands to leave. Doom: "You should have thought of that, Namor, and more carefully considered your position. You should have known better... Doom is no man's second choice."
Yellow car with "MCCHEESE" license plate
Me standing next to a sign saying "BOB DYLAN"
Adam Warlock visits Elvis, who is actually Galactus, and offers to return him to godhood, only for Elvis to remain on Earth and continue his musical comeback.
Age of Apocalypse Magneto tearing Apocalypse in half, telling him off, then walking away.
The Predator handshake meme with "Bald Bull in-between Rounds" shaking hands with "Hulk Hogan building to WrestleMania 9" with the middle saying "My barber didn't know when to quit! Do you?!"
Street Fighter vs. Mortal Kombat
Marvel product called Hulk Jumbo Jiggly, with directions "squeeze 'em" and "stretch 'em"
Duolingo screenshot showing 100 day streak
TVA Loki
Bane vs. Lobo in Injustice: Gods Among Us
Marge Simpson angry at the word "gummi" being used too much
Ben Murphy being Ben Murphy
MTV's Trashed
The Doorman from the Good Place
Superman Family cover where Superman is about to go full Injustice due to Prankster legally putting pennies in his own ear.
Big Band from Skullgirls
Bill Lambeer's Combat Basketball
Double rainbow at a drive-in
Green Goblin, Dr. Doom, Carnage, and Magneto from Marvel Tokon
Big Boy Caprice
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Close-up of Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat while Nikita Koloff yells, "Ricky Steamboat's right! How could you be so heartless?!" From the Marvel WCW comic
The album cover for Shel Silverstein's Crouchin' on the Outside
Doc Louis and Little Mac from Punch Out Wii
It's Always Sunny title card saying "The Gang Plank Galleon"