Gaz

@gazchap.com

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Software engineer (WordPress and Laravel), transport nerd, motorsport fan and wannabe comedian. Blog: https://gazchap.com WP Plugins: https://profiles.wordpress.org/gazchap/#content-plugins

A photo of my bare legs on a sunlounger.
A Belling single oven cooker.
A photo of a crescent moon tinted pink, with some silhouetted trees in the foreground.
A photo of a scary looking hand (mine) scratching the belly of a tiny Norfolk terrier puppy.
A photo of a Labrador, profile side.
Photo of a number of books on a bookshelf. They include '70 Not Out', the authorised biography of Michael Caine, 'Broken Music', an autobiography by Sting, 'Billy' by Pamela Stephenson, 'The Man In The White Suit' by Ben Collins (the Stig), through to Kenny Dalglish's autobiography, Graeme Souness's autobiography, and then 'The Gospel According To Chris Moyles', as well as Jade Goody's autobiography, and Ant and Dec's autobiography.
A supermarket shelf with multiple packs of "Ding Dong" branded snacks on it.
A photo of the outer slip cover of a vinyl LP from "BBC Records", for "Play Away", a kid's TV series.
A cartoon of a dead shark with "SAME" written above and below it.
A photo of a tarmac driveway, with the metal sidestand of a motorcycle resting on it. The sidestand is pushing down into the tarmac, creating a divot.
You look like Rachel Does that make me Ross?
A photo of a historic McLaren F1 car (I think the MP4/4) being driven around Maggots corner at Silverstone.
Lewis Hamilton looking as cool as *fuck* in a red Lego F1 car bearing his driver number (44)
A selfie of me, wearing sunglasses and a Ferrari F1 team t-shirt, with a man dressed as Lewis Hamilton, but in a weird disco-ball style race suit with reflective panels everywhere.
A photo of an historic McLaren Formula 1 car on Silverstone Circuit.
A photo of my black Kia Niro EV in front of my green Vango Icarus 500 tent, in a field. Some flags are flying in the background.
A short animated GIF of a Chrome browser native datepicker control. It starts out showing "dd/mm/yyyy" and then I type in to it "01/02/2026". I then add "7" and "8" to the year, which changes the display to "01/02/202678". I then finally add "9" to the year, which changes the display to "01/02/26789"
Jasper Carrot, holding a shiny gilded testicle. Whilst looking suspiciously like a shorn testicle himself.
A photo of a Cessna 152 (registration G-WACU) parked on the grass at Sleap Airfield, Shropshire.
A screen capture of an email from Tesco Bank. The subject line is "Gareth, summer's almost here"
Jaques - 'Jaques' Liverot, the (very French) Permanent Commentator on The Day Today.
I understand. You found paradise in deserted island, you had a good trade, you made a good living, villagers protected you, and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "I have no money to pay the loan, Don Nook." What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?
A photo of the Dingle flower garden in Shrewsbury Quarry. Patches of green grass are broken up with colourful flower beds, trees and pavements, with shrubs in the foreground.
A screenshot of Apple Weather. It is as described in the main post.
A photo of a roadsign saying: Welcome to DULL Paired with Boring, Oregon, USA Drive Safely
A photo of the Knife Angel sculpture in Shrewsbury's town square. Behind it is a statue of Clive of India. The photo has been adjusted so that the background (the building and the sky) is desaturated, with the bronze of the Knife Angel sculpture standing out as a result.
The original "ASBO Five" from the TV show Misfits, being thrown through the air by a lightning strike during a freak storm in their area.
A video of Sherbet, my yellow Labrador, lying on a mat sleeping, and making weird mini barks/yelps while he sleeps.
A photo of a Coke Zero 330ml can sat on a wooden table in front of a pile of paper instruction booklets and manuals that are A4-sized, and collectively *taller* than the can itself.
A screenshot of an email saying "Dear <company name redacted> team, This is a friendly reminder that invoice 917763 for 84.00 GBP is due on 12/Jun/2026. We would like you to extend the domain renewal notification service for the domain below: Domain: <missing, not redacted> Amount due: 84.00 GBP Renewal date: 12/Jun/2026 To keep your domain renwal [sic] notification service active without interruption, please complete payment now: Pay online: [View Invoice button] You can securely complete the payment by Apple/Google pay, Visa, Mastercard, or your locally preferred methods by clicking the "View Invoice" button above. Online payment ensures immediate processing without delays. Note: Non-payment will result in deactivation of service. If you've already paid, thank you -- please disregard this reminder. Questions? Just reply to this email and we'll help. Best regards, David Lee IDM UK 82 King St D19 Manchester M2 4WQ United Kingdom Email: info@idmuk.net" (then a standard email disclaimer)
Another photo of my three Logitech flight-sim panels mounted under my desk -- this time with two panels side-by-side, with the third mounted roughly in the middle underneath the two at the top.
A photo of a set of three control panels by Logitech intended for use with flight simulators, seemingly attached somehow to the underside of a black desktop.
A photo of my British Blue shorthair cat, Ripley. She is lying on my landing carpet, looking through the bars at the top of the stairs. Her front paws are through the gap between two of the bars.
A photo of a sunset viewed from above cloud level.
Lettering engraved above the entrance to a building. It says ADOLF KNOB
A photo of a waxwork of Mr. Bean, riding a bicycle.
A photo of a metal cover for, presumably, a gas pipe — with “GAZ” written on it.
Alkohole
A photo of a chapel altar and area of worship made entirely of salt.
A photo of a cocktail — ikigai — consisting of vodka, blackcurrant liqueur, hibiscus syrup and lime
A photo of an urban street in Krakow, Poland. The sky above the buildings is a mix of orange and pinks at sunset.
A photo of me sat on a plane with custom earplugs in my ears.
A screenshot of a bird's eye view of a Cessna 152 flying over a residential area in the UK.
A screenshot of part of Car Magazine's review of this van, the "Farizon SV". It says "Don't buy one if: you want a van that drives well; you want a van that's well built; you're easily annoyed by safety kit."
A screenshot of a Google search for "throw her in the garbage get riddah her". The AI Overview at the top of the page says "It sounds like you are dealing with a lot of frustration or anger right now. While I cannot help with or encourage actions aimed at harming or discarding someone, I am here to listen if you want to vent or talk through what is causing this stress."
A screen capture of Ellen Ripley (played by Sigourney Weaver, although it's unclear if this is actually her in the image) holding a cigarette between her fingers, which has clearly been burning for a long time as it is 60% ash hanging off the end.
A photo of a red Honda VFR800 motorcycle parked at the side of a road, next to a wooden fence. Over the fence and stretching into the distance is a green field, with a section of the River Severn visible, looping around itself. At the very background, some small hills.
A photo of a MacBook Pro laptop on a wooden table in a boardroom. A mug of coffee sits next to the computer. The mug has UNT written on it in big letters, and the mug is painted black to make a big C to the left of those letters.
A photo of a red Lancia 2000 HPE parked in a car park.
A photo of an urban road in Shrewsbury. A manhole cover and the tarmac around it lies fractured, damaged by surging rainfall. A Good Samaritan has placed two large upturned flower pots in front of it to act as a warning to drivers.
A photo of my TV, showing a still capture from the movie Clear And Present Danger. A shot inside a car, four people are visible. Two at the front, two at the back. Of the two at the front, the guy on the right looks concerned but has a relatively normal looking expression. The guy on the left, however, looks like he's auditioning for the next Joker casting.
A photo of a field, on a sunny day, with a row of trees in the background, the field covered in yellow flowers in the foreground.
A photo of a Labrador sat in some long grass, wearing a red harness. It is a bright sunny day, and in the background you can see the National Trust property Benthall Hall.
A photograph, manipulated using Adobe Photoshop software, of TV entertainer Bruce Forsyth holding a giant Bruce-shetta.
A video of me riding a red motorcycle, as filmed by a close-following drone.
A photo of an epic BBQ chicken wood fired pizza.
A photo of half of the World War II Memorial on the National Mall in Washington, DC.
A photo of the “canopy” in the underground Metro Center station in Washington DC. A concrete marvel.
A photo looking out of a window of a Boeing 777. The engine nacelle on the port wing is visible through the window, as is the cloudy sky beyond.
A screenshot from a vasectomy clinic website. The highlighted section of the screenshot says "Contact us here to start the ball rolling"