G.C.Camacho

@gccamacho.bsky.social

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Fantasy sci-fi author of the Phoenix Company series. Avid gamer. TTRPG GM. Husbando and father. (he/him) (pronounced Ca-Mash) www.aesteria.com

Girlfriend looks hurt at her boyfriend who turned to stone checking out Medusa as she walked past.
Cute bunny riding on a robot dog with a toy minigun. A+
Internet is undefeated. Image of Michael Jackson as Wolverheeheeine
Spongebob impaling himself with a spatula. I must commit sudoku.
National Novel Writing Month 2024 winner badge
The first line of any book can be vastly improved by making sure the second line reads, "And then the murders began." In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And then the murders began. In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. And then the murders began. Maman died today. And then the murders began. Tika Waylan straightened her back with a sigh, flexing her shoulders to ease her cramped muscles. And then the murders began. The Dungeons & Dragons roleplaying game is about storytelling in worlds of swords and sorcery. And then the murders began.
DM: you have been granted one wish. Make it count. Cleric: I wish for the power to animate skeletons. DM: Umm... there's a fea-... you know what? Ok. 3 Sessions later Cleric: I animate the bugbear's skeleton DM: They're... they're not dead yet. Cleric: That wasn't part of the wish. DM makes a shocked face, realizing what they've done.
Big dragon attacks your city. Who you calling? Donkey from Shrek.
The villain's faithful pair of henchmen. One long, skinny cat, and one round, fluffy cat
Scene from the Shining where the lady's hiding and a mic breaks through the wall. It's Mariah Carey here to sing Christmas songs too early in the season.
Joy of Missing Out. Feeling content with staying in and disconnecting as a form of self-care.
Cute bat being edgy darkness, but also giving cuddles, but is still the darkness.
How much do you overthink? Me sweating seeing a few pixels of a traffic light in the captcha square.
Brain reminds a person trying to sleep that tolkien didn't start Lord of the Rings until he was 45 and they're doing just fine. Person happily sleeps.
2 cats go to sleep saying they love each other. One wakes up and winds up a punch saying, "Actually, you know what..."
Boromir gives Frodo a hard time saying his name is BOROmir, not STEALmir
A cute tiny potato says they believe in you. You can do the thing.
Airport metal detector goes off. Airport security Gollum says, "What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?"
Rogue Trader poster art with the game's characters fighting off Dark Eldar
Cover of Lost Souls. Armoured warrior woman floats in a red and purple nebula.
Image of Sauron with Pippin's head holding a delicious plate of breakfast. Caption reads, But they were, all of them, deceived. For a second breakfast was made
NaNoWriMo winner badge featuring a sleepy leopard in a tree
Piccolo from Dragonball Z entering a room like a boss
Caption reads "The assignment was come as your favourite Disney character." There are 5 kids dressed as princesses and one who knows true power dressed as Darth Vader.
Sarah Connor looking suspiciously at you fail the captcha a third time.
cute bat saying I am the darkness, gives someone's hand cuddles, then asserts that they are still the darkness