Geen

@geen.bsky.social

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I've been playing video games since Atari 2600 and I still somehow like them. I sometimes stream: https://twitch.tv/meangeenmachine

Motorslice gameplay with a focus on traversal
Screen shot that reads, "When you're a teenager, your parents like taking stuff away from you: videogames, sleepover privileges, the car keys. When Braden Peters, who you know as Clavicular, was a teenager, his mom took away his hammer. She wanted young Clav to stop bonesmashing-that is, tapping his face repeatedly with a hammer to change his face Subscribe to Continue Subscribe to GQ to continue. KEEP READING"
Nintendo Today screenshot showing screenshots of the Nintendo DSi title, "Trajectile."
It's a screen shot of messages I sent to a group chat. My messages read: Can either of you explain what the hell Nintendo is doing with these Closer to You shorts? Why are Pikmin invisible? Why did Nintendo Today put essentially the same video up three days in a row? Why have I watched it three separate times? Is this psychological horror? Is this what madness feels like? Are you happy Nintendo?! Is this your sick kink?!
Screen shot of my review for Sonic Forces on Android: "The game is fine - you run, and dodge things, and try to hit the other players(?) who are also trying to do all the same while striving for first place. I had a hard time seeing obstacles and was constantly stumbling. A round is about a minute long, then you spend five minutes clearing your notifications of which Sonic Friend you have 1/90th of, tell the game you're not interesting in buying the Shadow pack, and do it again. Feels like there should be a better way to kill 5 minutes."
Not Warios
"Jerry Seinfeld 69" & "Stromboli"
"SonicFast75"
Cover to the Japanese paperback "WONDER LIFE SPECIAL: MARIO'S PICROSS 2," featuring Mario, Wario, and Peach with Picross Puzzles.
It's that smug sob, Mario, in his "archeologist" picross gear.
"Good spirit" is being up the emote suggestions of all four Pac-Man ghosts (pixel and instruction art), a generic ghost, a spirit (ghost?) enemy from Final Fantasy 6, and for whatever reason, Ultros and a squirrel looking enemy, both from Final Fantasy 6 as well.
Blister pack of "Battle Beast" toys from 1986
List of repeatable quests in Fortnite Rocket Racing, all showing that they end in 416,087 weeks, 4 days.
Screen capture of the "Game Variations" section of the Pac-Man Atari 2600 manual. It reads: 5. GAME VARIATIONS PAC-MAN includes 8 game variations. Each variation has a one-player game and a two-player game. In the two-player games, the left player starts the game. Each player takes a turn until PAC-MAN gets eaten by a ghost. Games 1, 2, 7, and 8 feature a slow moving PAC-MAN. The ghosts in each of these games move at different speeds as follows: GAME 1 Ghosts move at jogging speed. GAME 2 Ghosts move at running speed. GAME 7 Ghosts crawl especially slow for young children. GAME 8 Ghosts move at walking speed. Games 3, 4, 5, and 6 feature a fast PAC-MAN with the ghosts moving at varying speeds as follows: GAME 3 Ghosts crawl around the maze. GAME 4 Ghosts move at walking speed. GAME 5 Ghosts move at jogging speed. GAME 6 Ghosts move at running speed. Games 3 and 7 are recommended for young children. Game 6 is the most difficult game variation. For a real challenge try Game 6 with difficulty level A.
Pac-Man on Atari 2600
Screen capture showing "Played for 28 hours or more" for Mario Kart World
Yoshi Island title screen
Squeakross
Screenshot from Mario Kart World. Waluigi is yelling at a gator on the cover of "Drive" magazine.
Picture of "The Adventures of Gummy Bears."
Screen shot of my calendar on the Nintendo Today app showing that I am working while the Donkey Kong direct is happening today.
Screen capture of Uno running on Steamlink. "RobSlipknot" is a player.
A picture of a white male with a beard staring straight forward.
Screenshot of rocket money app. The screen reads, "Are you interested in a lower price? $3/month" Below two buttons are shown, "Continue Cancellation" and "Change My Price."
Picture of an Atari 2600 console, a stack of games, and the standard and paddle controllers.
Screenshot of Witching Stone running on Android using Steam Link.
Screenshot showing Cornerpond running on Steamlink on the bottom half of the screen and Discord running on the top.
Windows desktop with a Big the Cat wallpaper and the idle clicker "Cornerpond" in the lower right hand corner.
Picture of Splatoon 2 being updated on a Nintendo Switch home screen.
Screen capture of my Backloggery.com "Fortune Cookie" results screen. Hades, Vs. Balloon Fight, Retrograde Arena, Citizen Sleeper, and Tempest 4000 were randomly chosen as 5 suggestions of what to play next.
Screenshot of my Super Mario Bros Wonder save file, showing it being 100% and also that I never played online.
Screen shot of Super Mario Bros Wonder. The caption reads, "And so, Mario's party achieved a spectacular feat: clearing all of the Special World courses!"
Lock screen showing a helmet-less Samus with a Metroid and a sulking Ridley in the corner, depicted in a black and white manga style. On the bottom of the screen it reads, "Mario had a new set of morals."
Henry from A Minecraft Movie looking slack jawed at the camera for the millionth time during the film.
Photo of a Switch Light with Super Mario Bros Wonder, "I, Robot," Tetris Forever, and Fortnite on the home screen.
Backloggery.com screen shot showing that I haven't even played nearly 50% of the 589 games it has listed that I own.