Geert Broekmann

@geertzilla.bsky.social

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Creative tech, gamedev, and resident box maker @ Hanze University. Voice/narrative/writey/audio boy also. He/him

Gandalf: "No, you would not part an old man from his walking stick?"
Tom's hardware article, headline: "Artemis II astronaut finds two Outlook instances running on computers, calls on Houston to fix Microsoft anomaly — puzzled caller describes ‘two Outlooks, and neither one of those are working’"
A picture of Columbo, just as he was about to leave, turning around to ask "just one more thing"
Me holding the newly released Game Narrative Kaleidoscope, collated by Jon Ingold
Transformers 1984
"I made a new friend" meme but with the text "I made a new feature for Super Mario" "New, or furry with super powers again?" "Furry with super powers again."
The tenpages map of US places I've visited, showing absolutely blank.
Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc in Knives Out, saying "compels me though"
YouTube music annual recap screenshot showing Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack's Soda Pop. Text on screen reads "top 0.7% of listeners" and "you listened for 178 minutes"
Forest path covered in leaves
Cover of the fifth edition of A Profound Waste of Time (video game inspired magazine), with shiny, shiny reflections.
Zoomed-in background still of the original video, showing a bunch of weird people, leaning at a weird angle, one of whom is balancing on one leg
My food choice test chart, showing 85% lower class, and then numbers going down pretty uniformly per class: around 78%lower middle, 70%middle, 55%upper middle, and 33%upper class
A photo collage made during our emd-of-year student festival, picturing me and my assistant, standing motionless for a series of photos, in the style of Grant Wood's American Gothic (the farmer couple with the expressionless faces), while our extroverted colleague dances around us
The old 'Wolverine looking longingly at a picture' meme, but it's Red Bull Formula 1 boss Helmut Marko looking at recently retired driver Daniel Ricciardo
A few 3d-printed resin warcraft minis on a table.
"Always has been"-meme, with the text: -neurodivergent behavior -"wait, it's the spoon?" -"always has been"
Screenshot of the heritage foundation's survey, saying "thank you for completing our survey, which is evil."
Gordon Ramsay, being interviewed at the F1 75 event.
Movie poster for "you only live twice"
Good old "you guys are getting paid?" meme, but it says "you guys are adults?"
The logo of smart cars, with remarkably similar font to the new jaguar logo
Picture of famed game designer (and overscoper) Peter Molyneux, with the text "I have heard and understand your concerns regarding scope, but have you thought about a morality system?"
My Bluesky number (a card that pops up if you restart the app) celebrating the first ten million users. My number is 410,201.
Black cat Pigeon, undoubtedly pooped after a long day of running around, fast asleep on a fuzzy blanket, his lil tongue blepping ever so slightly.
Epic handshake meme, portraying the ingredients for the best filthpost: equal measures of HR talk-level simpage, and plausible deniability.
The 'I am going to create an environment that is so toxic' meme, with the caption 'I am going to create an environment that is so toxic'
Obelix, our model is wearing blue and white striped trousers that cover the lower 3 quarters of the body, revealing his strong, caring shoulders and accentuating his bursting pecs while leaving his gentle dignity intact.
Classic Maybelline ad, with the age old tagline: maybe she's born with it... maybe it's years of training.
A screenshot of a Makey Makey project, coded in Scratch.