schrodinger's catboy

@genderfunk.bsky.social

160 Followers 224 Following

lukas/luke. late 20s. foodie. gay and annoying. coping with my lack of dick and balls through the use of social media (sorry in advance) 🔞🔞🔞

Yakuza 0 screenshot depicting Kiryu appearing surprised at being asked, "top or bottom?"
screenshot of a youtube video titled, "Which Resident Evil Men Are Circumcised? (A Scientific Analysis)" with the thumbnail depicting a sweaty Leon Kennedy next to a hot dog with mustard
screenshot of a post that reads, "Straight men's physiological stress response to seeing two men kissing is the same as seeing maggots"; a comment below reads, "What kind of WEIRDO gets a boner from looking at maggots?"
screenshot of a deleted tweet from @bobdylan that reads, "does anyone else with ADHD grab their own dick and sort of work it up and down until it produces goo?"
flash photo of a big, juicy, vegan cheeseburger with red onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce, and special sauce
collage image of several colorful yet phallic "water snake fidget toys" in pink, blue, green, and yellow; one of of the yellow toys is being squeezed, causing it to expand into a giant bubble. text at the bottom of the image reads, "SQUEEZE & PLAY: Water Snake Fidget Fun!"
cropped screenshot of an excerpt from Moby-Dick: "heaving again! Whale balls for breakfast-- don't forget."
cropped screenshot of a postmates "special instructions" pop up for a pizza: "cut / uncut"
image of a person driving down a road towards a child on a bicycle while holding a burger in their right hand and a phone in their left hand, with an unsent text reading: "burger and car moment"
screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 22; a man stares off into the distance with his hands up in the air in distress
image of a mini Suzuki Carry kei truck from Japan
cropped stock image of a person in a suit with their hands resting near their crotch and red SOS lettering overlaid across the entire genital region
cropped screenshot of a room in an abandoned bunker in 7 Days To Die with floating letters that spell out "COCK"
cropped screenshot of a bsky censor bot labeling my post as "Rude"
a cropped screenshot of a follower count showing "99 followers"
cropped screenshot of two skeets on the timeline: the first is by willow and reads: "adopting a really big cat and naming him Huge Grant"; the second post from sarah is right above and reads: "More like shitty cat"
a white boy in a white t-shirt on a white background pointing to himself with a shocked look on his face
flash image of a sub sandwich with lettuce and juicy tomato poking out
screenshot of an internet post that reads, "it amazes me how so many men are hung--" but it's cropped in a way that you can't fully read the rest
screenshot of a youtube video titled, "What It's Like Living With a Homophobic Deaf Cat" with a still image of a white cat with 2 different colored eyes looking up at the camera from on the floor
actor Jared Padalecki smiling oddly for a "Top DILFs of the year" photoshoot
photo of someone showing off their graphic tee that displays a cat looking menacingly forward with the words "i have microplastics in my balls" around him
image of The Thing from Fantastic Four next to a quote reading, "'take a gander at my rocky cock' -- Benjamin J. Grimm to those who ask him to say 'it's clobberin' time'"
Axel from Twisted Metal
"That's shit from a butt"
still image of Elle Woods from Legally Blonde saying "What, like it's hard?"
screenshot of a NYT article with the title "58 Million Pounds of Corn Dogs Are Recalled Because of Wood in the Batter"
edited meme image of a black and white cat surrounded by hands offering him cups, pills, and injections full of YAOI
Garfield "WHY DO THEY CALL IT OVEN WHEN YOU OF IN THE COLD FOOD OUT OF HOT EAT THE FOOD" comic strip meme
an acid wash gray t-shirt with blue and white imagery of a skeleton reaper smoking a joint
cropped screenshot of a youtube video depicting a briefcase with the words, "I HAVE NO TESTICLES" inside and FilmCooper grinning in the corner
edited meme image of a realistic cat in a colorful spinny hat with a large, rainbow lollipop
meme image of a frightened man in military uniform in the middle of a war scene
"Are you fucking stupid?" me: a scrungly cat with a colorful outfit and spinny hat and a big lollipop in my hands
meme image of a sad Wario amongst the clouds and sunbeams in the sky with white overlaid text that reads, "i've won...... but at what cost?"
graffiti on an electric box that depicts a green creeper with red eyes and a red frown; underneath it's signed in orange by a fellow LUKE
a flash photo of a bisected sandwich, now two smaller sandwiches, exposing the juicy insides of a vegan BLT with added vegan egg