Mike V.

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“I was tired of having nakedness shoved in my face every time I walked into a gym to train,” Parsons claims. “I had to choose between honoring the Lord, honoring my wife, and guarding my eyes, or training my body. So I quit four gyms.”
aristocrat goodfellas
Floyd, George: A man whose 2020 death sparked nationwide uprisings that were celebrated and supported by the Cuban regime.
Frank Costanza sez - "I stopped short"
"This Korean Statue depicts a Jesus so jacked it looks like his last supper was pure protein."
How much could a basket of shrimp cost, Michael? 12 dollars?
Trump’s shallowness means that the United States has no actual foreign policy. The American nation—with all of its considerable economic and military resources—is now like a massive robot that has had its programming deleted and its memory wiped. Trump, the new owner who did not bother to read the instructions, twiddles the knobs of its remote control, spinning dials and jabbing at buttons while the gigantic and powerful United States of America lumbers about, walking in circles, bumping into walls, and smashing things, without direction or purpose.
4 nudniks. Far right is John Thune who is 6 foot 4. Trump, second from the left is supposedly 6 foot 3.
Gravestone meme: Casper
Fake (or is it?) album cover “Shed full of axes”
A visual interpretation of rappaport listening to hizzonor.
Moskowitz: When President Zelenskyy came to the White House, we heard a lot about what he was wearing. Oh my God, the precious Oval Office—he didn't wear a suit! I mean, here's a picture of Kid Rock in the Oval Office —he looks like he's about to jump over 10 buses on the White House lawn.
And the angel said unto him “Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.” But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands.
Cow sez - “I did my best”
William H Macy in "The Cooler"
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) at the Grand Canyon.
spencer pratt in the "this is fine" meme
hobo with a stick bag of his belongings.
I’m a weirdo with 301 unread texts.
Crabs in the movie Finding Nemo “Hey hey hey”
Meanwhile, his own emotional state remains an ongoing project. If you’re more open, he says, you feel everything more deeply. “I am both more happy,” he says, “and more sad.”
“Donald Trump Is 6-Foot-3, 239 Pounds, So Basically He's Albert Pujols”
Doc Holliday from Tombstone. “Make no mistake, it’s not revenge he’s after. It’s a reckoning”
Polish grandma on Seinfeld sez: “We all had ponies”
Will Ferrell in Talladega Nights. “Dear 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus”
Phil Lesh of the Grateful Dead playing his Mission Control Bass - with a "steal your face" logo on it.
This meme was created from a picture of a cybertruck that some dumb asshole drove into the water. It says at the top "I am the sea" - which is a son by The Who from their album Quadrophenia
screencap from severance "your outie is splendid and can swim gracefully and well"
A dump truck of laughing emojis.
From the movie Tombstone: Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does? Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it. Wyatt Earp: What does he need? Doc Holliday: Revenge. Wyatt Earp: For what? Doc Holliday: Bein' born.
“Pork!” A cartoon of a wine bottle being opened. That’s the sound it makes.
Dennis in Monty Python and the Holy Grail "i told you we're an anarcho syndicalist commune"
The idiot vice president of the united states - who, unlike a normal person - does not know how to order donuts.
A photoshopped album cover of a non-existent record called "Existential subpoena" featuring a picture of Hope Hicks
A dude says to a computer: "Say 'I'm alive'" Computer says "I am alive" Guy says "Oh my god"
Butch in Pulp Fiction “It’s not a motorcycle, baby, it’s a chopper”
capture from the movie "Almost Famous" "I'm just one of the out of focus guys"
From the movie Tombstone: Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does? Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it. Wyatt Earp: What does he need? Doc Holliday: Revenge. Wyatt Earp: For what? Doc Holliday: Bein' born.
Pufnstuf‘s psychedelic sets and costumes were a big hit with college kids, and The Beatles asked for a full set of episode tapes to be sent to them in England. The look of the show prompted many whispers that the brothers took drugs (pot for sure, maybe LSD as well?), something Marty denied. “You can’t do a show stoned,” he told The Hollywood Reporter in January 2016 during a visit to explore the Krofft archives.
Spock and Bones with Tommy Guns.
Album cover for the Clash record "London Calling"
Screen cap from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" "I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune"
Ron Burgundy meme "This just in I'm horny and not wearing pants"
Jerry Garcia and Bruce Hornsby playing live at a Grateful Dead show.
Shadow box frame with Apollo-Soyuz commemorative stamps and parking pass.
Jules in Pulp Fiction- “But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard”
Roose makes clear that he’s anything but a skeptic—he expects AI models to get better than him at everything eventually. But he is human, and for now that’s an edge. “I am not under some romantic illusion that I possess a special, irreplaceable perspective. But what I am is a person, and I think that for now people, at least some people, like hearing from people,” he says.
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
Protest sign - "I like my government how I like my coffee, not in my vagina!"
stock photo from Wendy's with burgers, fries and all that.
Santa Clara residents get their electricity from Silicon Valley Power, a city-owned utility, and spend significantly less on power than PG&E customers in San Jose. According to Silicon Valley Power, the average rate for a residential user is $0.182 per kilowatt-hour (kWh), meaning a customer consuming 411 kWh a month would be billed about $75. A PG&E customer with the same energy usage enrolled in a time-of-use plan at peak hours — as of December 2025 — would pay about $201 a month at the company’s rate of $0.48974 kWh — more than double the cost of Silicon Valley Power.
screenshot from warcraft "looks like you're about to get pwned*" *Many sources attribute the term to a map designer or players in Warcraft III misspellling "owned" as "pwned".
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Some dude listening to Trump ramble
Tom Waits and Jeremy Irons in a meme that sez: "Tom Waits while Jeremy Irons"
Steering wheel of a bmw x5 in the UK.
Bill Shatner riding the hood of a car on "TJ Hooker" You have to be of a certain age for this to make any sense whatsoever.
Inspector Clouseau sez: "Sacre Bleu!"