Aria Genisi

@genisi.bsky.social

1076 Followers 1144 Following

36 | Bi, She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️, Plural | Fan of SHMUPs and bad movies | Expect me to retweet way too much stuff related to things im interested in | I write mechsploitation and some other smut, 🔞 Minors DNI 🔞 Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/AriaGenisi

ao3 stats for MURDERHOUND as of posting this. 1001 hits! that’s…that’s actually pretty nice.
In an instant, Diane is snapped out of her thoughts by a gruff voice greeting her. It takes her a moment to realize that it’s coming from that Lieutenant Columbo woman, who has been standing in front of her. The colonel soon pulls her calm, professional self back together. It just wouldn’t do for an Imperial officer of her rank, let alone the base commander, showing any sign of weakness now. Especially not to any sort of guest. They are supposed to be the stable rock with which those under them are supposed to rely on. She closes her eyes for a moment, takes a deep breath, and greets her. “Ah, Lieutenant Columbo, thank you for co-mi….” Kingston’s voice trails off as she finally gets a good look at Columbo. This was certainly that detective alright, but….her outfit… Underneath her tan raincoat, she was wearing…that fucking uniform. An imperial officer’s uniform made out of black leather. The mark of a handler and all those training under Cassidy to become one. It hasn’t even been a whole day since they last spoke, and already she’s wearing *fucking* black leathers. And…is that the fucking dog that was assigned to her standing right behind her?! What the f-
cropped manga panel featuring two girls facing each other and a partially obscured third watching them. one of the girls looks surprised, making a “?!” noise as the other leans towards her. the text boxes on the sides surrounding them read: “N-Not good! She’s been immersed in so much hardcore yuri… …that her mind broke!”
the numbers for my spring jam story. the number of hits for the story has reached 69. ( i missed 67, the funny number of the current modern day)
An extremely low effort meme edit of a screenshot of a Resident Evil 5 cutscene. Kallidora Rho's avatar is pasted over Wesker's stupid face. Kallie: HELLHOUND will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global Sarthafication.
“Sit. Down.” At that firm command, Columbo immediately sits back down, her terrified eyes transfixed by the revolver. With a few small flicks, Cassidy opens up the cylinder of her gun, and empties the spent casing and the remaining five bullets into her drawer. The shot was merely a means to an end. What came next was what really mattered. It was finally time for a very special lecture. “You see, Lieutenant, I’ve experimented with quite a few different tools for my work. I’ve already shown you a little of the latest machinery, over in that cell yesterday. But this? This is one of my oldest tools. As you can see, it’s an ordinary revolver. A gun. A tool for killing. Even a hound could tell you that. Couldn’t you, C754?”
three screenshots of the eric andre show, where eric andre is asking a guest on the show about margaret thatcher and girl power, but hastily edited. the guest's face is covered up by art of Kione Monax in handler regalia, as drawn by @hiver.bsky.social Eric Andre: Do you think Handler Warhound had girl power? Kione Monax: Yes, of course. Eric: Do you think she effectively utilized girl power by abusing and torturing women, brainwashing them into believing that they are dogs?
Miss Columbo was kind. Very kind. Dog knew that much. Every step of the way, She was just…nice. So very different than all the others in the Kennels. And yet…this very morning, it all seemed to be much more than before. Almost too much. Dog couldn’t help but think it didn’t deserve all this kindness. It stared at its plate again, nervous to look directly at Miss Columbo. “Um…Miss?” “Yeah?” “Did…did something happen last night? You seem kind of…different.” Columbo puts her coffee down, and begins to stare at it. Stare at it long and hard. Dog looked up at Her, and it seemed as though a mask was falling off of Her face. Gone was that kind, cheerful face, replaced by a truly weary woman with an utterly haunted expression on her face. It twists and contorts as She wracks her brain, considering everything on Her mind. Eventually, She leans back in Her seat, and pulls out Her cigar and a matchbook from Her coat. Miss Columbo sighs. “I guess it’s a bit obvious, huh. Well, I just…had a bad night. A lot of stuff’s been bothering me, and I couldn't sleep at all. I’ve been up all night trying to think about….everything. Haven’t been able to get anywhere.”
a very hastily done edit of a chick tract depicting a child and their mother in their yard. the child's face has a badly cropped art of Handler Warhound from Warhound, as depicted in art by @straybimboroadk1ll.bsky.social. Panel 1: Handler: There is no God! Right, Mama? Mother: True. Handler: So, how do i know what's right or what's wrong? Panel 2: Mother: It's up to you, Handler. *Evolution does away with morals!* Handler: Wow. Anything goes! I can lie, cheat... What's to keep me from becoming a god?
cool stegosaurus statue
Columbo sighs and decides to move on instead. “Alright, so…handler. What do you think of her, exactly?” A slight smile came to A617’s face. It couldn’t help it. “Love Her.” The woman thinks for a moment. Something about its answer seemed to bother her, somehow. “You love her, huh? You love your handler, right? Are you absolutely sure? Wouldn’t you hate her, especially after everything that’s been done to you? All the torture and brainwashing, and…and…” Columbo stops and turns away, completely lost in her own thoughts. There was a bit of hesitation in her voice. The dog could hear it all. Apprehension and doubt. Whatever was bothering her was so clearly eating away at her. For A617, however, no such doubt existed. Some confusion at what she asked, but most definitely not any doubt. With joy in its voice, it gives its answer.
Minute long smash cut montage of various instances of swearing in the English dub of Cyber City Oedo.
Silksong's game completion screen, showing a clear percentage of 97%, and a clear time of 54 hours, 30 minutes, and 2 seconds.
Stock photo of the completed HGBF Meteor Hopper model kit with the HGBF Wing Gundam Fenice riding it.
Stock image of the completed HGBF Wing Gundam Fenice model kit.
Wing Gundam Fenice from the Gundam Build Fighters anime, unfolding the wings as part of a pose.
US box art for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night for the Playstation