Reason #247 the 80s were just better. In 1987, I could nuke a box of fries in 2 minutes and get crispy, golden perfection. In 2025, I wait 45 minutes for DoorDash to bring me a soggy, lukewarm disappointment that cost $12 plus fees. We had it figured out people, and we let it slip away.

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