Geoff Green

@geoffgreen.org

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Planner in North Carolina and a shameful nuisance. Friend of Desoto

A picture of Tab looking silly
Screenshot of an email reporting that Marion Berry was following me on twitter.
Graph showing impact of rainfall on Cane Creek height
Rain!
Video of the scum-filled green-tinted reflecting pool
comment from Codiusprime, a Verge subscriber: “This is great, famously one of the worst things about being a parent is bonding with your children over a bed time story.”
UNC logo | The University of North Carolin at Chapel Hill Carolina North Stakeholder Advisory Committee AGENDA Meeting #: 1 of 2026
Pride flag hanging off a house
Photo of Pope Leo XIV with the text in the post posted by WCHL Chapelboro on instagram
Star Trek Lower Decks screenshot with the fake title “Moopsy!”
Fake Star Trek: The Next Generation title "The Racist One"
Cover of The Public Scholar: A Practical Handbook by David Perry
PART I. PROHIBITING CERTAIN ZONING AND DEVELOPMENT LIMITATIONS RELATED TO OFF-STREET PARKING SECTION 1.(a) G.S. 160D-702 reads as rewritten: "§ 160D-702. Grant of power. … (c) A zoning or other development regulation shall not do any of the following: (1) Set a minimum square footage of any structures subject to regulation under the North Carolina Residential Code. (2) Require a an off-street parking space to be larger than 9 feet wide by 20 feet long unless the parking space is designated for handicap, parallel, or diagonal parking. (2a) Require an off-street parking lot to meet a minimum number of parking spaces per development or structure, regardless of occupancy or use. (3) Require additional fire apparatus access roads into developments of one- or
Image of the Triangle Blog Blog home page as of today, because the card it brings up is very old
License plate of a car on a spare tire that reads “HEEEELS!”
Donation receipt for $10.23 for www.edsbscharitybowl.com directed at Wash U. with the reason being "Fuck ICE."
Bumper sticker with a picture of a red pick up truck diagonally in the middle of the road and a woman in the bottom right with a thought bubble with a fish in it and text that reads “Imagine a TRUCK that’ll HIT YOU if you even THINK about FISH”
Picture of someone (I should know who) over which is the text "New American Pathways, Thanks Geoffrey! Your card on Apple Pay has been billed $97.33"
Photograph of a poster for Pop Up Chorus Broadway! a community song-along that lists the songs Season of Love from Chicago All that Jazz from Rent
Photo of a gas station taken from a Google Street View car. There is a tree in the sidewalk on the left, and a gas station canopy on the site, with lots of asphalt and some parked cars.
Screenshot showing my 2026 ESPN Tournament Challenge NCAA Tournament bracket “Geoff’s a winner” ranked 310k, in the 98.9th percentile, and scored 1,400 points.
Photo of an e-bike on a sidewalk, just sitting there, waiting to be ridden
Photo of an EV (Hyundai Ioniq 6) charging at night on a Level 2 charger.
Norman Rockwell unpopular opinion painting
Cover of people magazine in a magazine rack with a photo of James Van Deer Beek with the headline “A Beloved Star Gone Too Soon”
Large storm cloud photographed from an airplane; part of the engine is visible in the bottom right of the frame.
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Bar chart showing popularity of the name, Madison and how it was not among the Social Security administration top 1000 names until 1986.
Google Maps image of traffic conditions in the Raleigh/Durham are showing yellow on most interstates
Video of freezing rain coming down on a street that is covered with a thin layer of snow or ice
Photo of the signature page of tom tomorrow’s book “Our Long National Nightmare” with the note “To Geoff, my favorite reader! :) Tom Tomorrow” which I may have written.
I’m sure if we could bring Renee Nicole Good back to life, she would not make the same decision she did in Minneapolis. This was her one life to see her children grow up, plan a vacation, eat her favorite food and meet friends. Simple, but most of our lives are. There is a higher calling to save lives and fight for the cause, but it was not meant to be fought on the streets of Minneapolis. Yes, life is precious. When it’s over, it’s over. Consequences are harsh and sometimes permanent. — Sue Atkenson, Frankort
Screenshot of Congresswoman Valerie Foushee’s media page on her website, showing her latest press release from December 18, 2025 on the death of NC governor Jim Hunt. Nothing since then as Donald Trump’s Nazi police force continues to terrorize Americans.
Merriam Webster dictionary prompt for my 206 word which is “bougie”
Photo of a Christmas tree with Badgey from Star Trek Lower Decks at the top
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Screenshot of the bottom right corner of a Microsoft Word window, with the Copilot icon floating above and obscuring some of the text in the document.
Upcoming Meetings Board of Commission - CANCELED Thursday, Dec. 4 at 6:30 p.m. Historic District Commission Tuesday, Dec. 9 at 6:30 p.m. (in person EZ Rider Advisory Committee Wednesday, Dec. 10 at 4 p.m. (virtual)
A photo of a stack of books in a bookstore sitting on a wooden step stool, with the book “Life after Cars” on top
Image from the Simpsons with an old man holding a paddle in front of the class, with text which states: LOOKIN' OUT THE WINDOW, THAT'S A BLOCK. STARIN' AT MY SANDALS, THAT'S A BLOCK.
TOWN OF CHAPEL HILL TOWN COUNCIL (VOTE FOR 4) Precincts Reported: 0 of 18 View Contest Details NAME ON BALLOT PARTY BALLOT COUNT PERCENT Wes McMahon 2,011 21.38% Louie Rivers III 1,980 21.05% Camille Berry 1,973 20.98% Paris Miller-Foushee 1,786 18.99% Erik Valera 1,544 16.42% Write-In (Miscellaneous) 112 1.19
election results form Orange County, NC showing no votes counted
some stupid early vote totals
Simpsons meme showing Sideshow Bob with text stating: Doesn’t it say, “Die, Bart, Die”? No. That’s German for The, Bart, The.
Middle aged man in a Darth Vader max sitting outside in a chair holding a pair of glasses and a beer
Dedication In honor of Linsey Halligan
Map of NC State Senate district two, showing it extends from the coast and snatches up enough territory to the north of Raleigh that is finely tuned to be just enough GOP that he can comfortably win, but not so overwhelming that it's wasting Republican votes that can be used to dilute Democratic votes in other districts. In 2020 before redistricting he won with 63% of the vote, which the GOP probably considered a previous error so his district shape was changed to move GOP voters to other districts where the GOP had less of an advantage. Democracy!
Tweet from NYPD News: “The majority of the No Kings protests have dispersed at this time and all traffic closures have been lifted. We had more than 100,000 people across all five boroughs peacefully exercising their first amendment rights and the NYPD made zero protest-related arrests.” 3:27 pm 10/18/25
Person holding a sign at a No Kings rally that states ABOLISH ICE and includes in the bottom right a screen shot of Christopher Plummer in The Sound of Music tearing up a Nazi flag.
Picture of a large crowd of people at a Carrboro #NoKings rally