@gergrobots.bsky.social

@gergrobots.bsky.social

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Avid Exister. Committed to converting Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide, and influencing the world around me via touch, sound and farting.

A still from the sitcom Ann Droid, with Diane Morgan as Linda, sitting facing the camera during a family dinner, without visible pupils or irises
Famous sex trafficker and gambling scam salesman Andrew Tate being handcuffed while wearing a tight purple blouse, shiny capri pants and loafers with no socks.
A poorly illustrated ms paint portrait depicting Richard d james
Thumbnail of a news article, headline begins '"I had the door slammed in my twice"...'
Image of a BBC News web link about the Epstein files release, with a thumbnail consisting of pictures of Ol' Musky, Peter Mandelson and Big Jeff himself, all with their heads slightly tilted, at identical angles
Cover art of In Rainbows - Radiohead
A picture of Alan Ruck very much looking like David Lynch as played by Ryan Reynolds
Screenshot of a poem. Title "haiku: oh, heaven" The poem reads: A nice walk outside A cool breeze, gentle drizzle Sausage, chips, gravy.
Gif clip from Futurama of an aggrieved scientist saying "robot, experience this tragic irony for me" then it cuts to his robot who sinks to its knees and shouts "nooooo!"
Screenshot of a BBC News article describing someone who chopped down a tree using a family feud as an explanation, accompanied by a stark grey scale indistinct image of a tree possibly being felled
a picture of donald and melania trump taken today prior to the swearing in. Donald looks, as usual, like a bolognaise stained tupperware adorned with cobwebs. Melania is wearing a hat low over brow so she looks like Micheal Jackson in the Smooth Criminal Video.
A white sheet of paper with the words "step 1: turn off your phone."
A post on twitter from the account "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today?" Which reads "No". A community note has been added which reads "Yes" and links to a news report as supporting evidence.