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It's a flan i guess? There's a brown disk in a card box, decorated with a picture of something foamy and strawberry-ey. The brown thing is revealed by a clear cutaway. According to the package, this is called Wiener Boden hell
A jewel case of eggs covered in colorful sprinkles. Dickmann's Dicke Eier, the label says, then: Dicke Schaumkuss Eier. A rabbit with obvious blood-sugar problems stumbles towards us on his back legs, showing us that he has no dick or fat balls
It's a screenshot from German news about opposition to a wind farm. There's a steel-haired woman gesturing at a swampy field where a windmill or some shit is supposed to be built. Who gives a shit, right? Well, she does. She's put on her most serious frown and frowniest puffer jacket for this photo opp and the world had better damn well know that she's terribly scared.
A family grave stone. It lists three names. Peter Fucks, Anna Fucks, and Elisabeth Wiedemer.
A black and white photo of a handsome middle-aged man with salt and pepper air and flinty eyes. Mark Carney? Or is it actor Mark Moses' head shot?
Loom's logo. Blue, maybe periwinkle, background with a ring of 12 white bars extending from a ring around a gaping aperture in the middle. A panopticon or a cat's puckered asshole?
A package of Dickmann's Dicke Eier easter candy. They look like eggs covered in sprinkles. There's a wasted looking rabbit
JD Vance: an assembly of barrel shapes teetering around on broom sticks
A map of Brandenburg showing how different areas voted. Red is SPD (social democracy), black is CDU (conservatives), and blue is AfD (fucking nazis). The map is a sea of blue with precious few islands of red and black
A fat, black and white piebald cat sits with her tail poking between her back legs
Germans on New Year's eve, Wilkommen 2025. A dumpy middle-aged blond man pees his pants laughing. A younger man with a blonde mullet wearing ski goggles gives him a side hug. A blonde smiles with way too many teeth at a microphone because you need to hear her chomping or whatever. And then there's another blonde looking unreasonably thrilled but at least she's dressed for the weather
A hockey goalie bent over in front of a Dildoking ad on the boards. The logo is a crown of dicks
The foot clan hide out and secret club from the first Ninja Turtles movie. It's a huge, smokey industrial space with skate ramps, arcade cabinets, and colourful lights. Someone is skateboarding on a rad as shit ramp in the centre of the frame
My spotify wrapped top 5 songs. 1. Album art: a cat with a target on it; Sound To Get Rid Of Stray... by Repellent Frequencies. 2. Album art: a cat with a target on it; Ultrasonic Kitty Repellent by Repellent Frequencies. 3. Album art: half a woman's face, she's pointing at her ear with a trippy swirl focused next to her head; 2000 Hertz Ultrasound... by Deep Heart Productions. 4. Album art: a cat with a target on it; Cat Repellent 8 Hz by Repellent Frequencies. 5. Album art: a cat with a target on it; Anti Cat Repellent by Repellent Frequencies.
Trueman's american style hot dog, made in Germany. Six wieners in a jar plus one free