Theresa

@gertiethedino.com

2337 Followers 330 Following

Disney Parks-loving, Orioles-cheering, Parks and Rec-quoting accessibility advocate and higher ed marketing professional from Baltimore with low vision. She/her.

Screen shot of an article from Clickhole with a photo of the Brer Fox animatronic holding a beehive over a Brer Rabbit animatronic. The headline reads 5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad
Screenshot of Gameday in the MLB app, which includes the following: - a player growing out of the dirt in the batter’s box; - a batter facing the pitcher head-on with hit fists raised; - a bat levitating in the air behind him.
Pete Alonso walking off the Orioles
Screenshot of fantasy baseball app showing Trevor Rogers, Garrett Crochet, Sonny Gray, and Tarik Skubal on the 15-Day IL
Screenshot from ESPN Fantasy baseball that shows Trevor Rogers, Garrett Crochet. Sonny Gray, And Tarik Skubal all on the 15-day injured list
A tiny Gertie covering the top of a red straw with actual sized Gertie in the background
Polar bear ice sculpture that looks like it’s trying to eat the ice sculpture of the Orioles logo
Orioles press box in Camden Yards
The Orioles mascot waving a black flag with a pudgy Oriole bird on it
An enamel pin of a pudgy Oriole bird perched on a branch
Orioles fans and players on their feet cheering as JJ Hardy slides into home, with Steve Pearce fired up just behind home plate
Sticker label on produce from Giant marked as “not the best.”
Batting Practice Viewing and Early Access Arrive early and watch batting practice! All ticket holders get access to Eutaw Street, Orioles Legends Park, the Flag Court, and Bleacher seats (sections 90-98). Select food, beverage, and merchandise locations will be open. Access is limited to the listed areas. Click below to view the full map. Gates open 2.5 hours before first pitch Entry available only through Gate A and Gate H Game Dates: March 30, March 31, April 13, April 14, April 28, April 29, May 11, May 12, May 13, May 26, May 27, May 28, June 8, June 9, June 10, June 11, June 29, June 30, July 7, July 8, July 9, Aug. 4, Aug. 5, Aug. 18, Aug. 19, Sept. 3, Sept. 8, Sept. 9, Sept. 21, Sept. 22, Sept. 23C
State of Maryland Department of Vehicles(DMV) Final Notice: Enforcement Penalties Begin on  March 6.
Delmon Young with eyes wide and mouth wide open as a ball comes his direction
The Muppets Jumbo Disney Park Day pin releasing on March 3 featuring Sam Eagle, Animal, and most importantly Rizzo the Rat holding a slice of pizza with the four Walt Disney World park icons in the background
Phone alert that a baseball game between the Yankees and Orioles is about to start.
Anthony Santander saying Oof.
Theresa as a 5-year-old standing in front of Gertie the Dinosaur
Album cover for Details by Frou Frou featuring a woman wearing a short, white sleeveless dress sitting in an armchair while leaning slightly over to the side, looking off in the distance.
A yellow lab standing on carpet while being pet by a member of the mariners staff.
Emmanuel Rivera walking off the almost no-hitter for the Orioles.
Two tshirts from BreakingT: one mimicking the Domino Sugars sign but with the text Dingers by Alonso and the other with a drawing of Pete Alonso in front of text that says Baltimore Polar Power
A beautiful shot of Pete Alonso from behind
A synthetic pumpkin pie with whipped cream around the edges and a dollop on the middle, with the silver autograph of Adam Jones.
A crockpot full of meatballs and marinara sauce.
Gertie the Dinosaur wearing a tiny Santa hat, next to the cutest little pink bunny you’ve ever seen
Three photos of Theresa around age 3 or 4 climbing on wooden play structures.
Theresa at age 5 wearing a hot pink hat with tiny Mickey heads riding the Skyway with her sister
Theresa wearing clothes from 1990 including a blue and purple paint splatter shirt with Mickey’s face and a hot pink hat with tiny Mickey’s on it. She’s holding a park map with Gertie on it and the Chinese theater in the background
Screenshot from Rotten Tomatoes for Don’t Tell Mom the Baby-Sitter’s Dead, with a 35% critic score and 57% audience score.
Emmanuel Rivera hitting a walk off single for the Orioles, with the team crowding around him at second base and emptying a cooler on him
A Weis Market circular ad behind a display case.
Green text bubble that says: Yay Mateo (bring back, nothing happened yet. Immediately followed by another green text bubble that says: Welp
We will continue to offer your same Flex Membership with no price increase and the same benefits from 2025. In addition, we are introducing an intuitive online exchange process to provide you more ease and flexibility when exchanging your games.
Buck Showalter standing on the first base line at Camden Yards wearing a Savannah Bananas jersey.
A view of the press box at Camden Yards from the Center Field Roof Deck seats
A very large (about 1 foot tall) crocheted Gertie the Dinosaur towers over the OG crochet Gertie the Dinosaur. Both adorable.
Cover of the Amy Winehouse album Back to Black, featuring Amy sitting on a stool in front of a chalkboard.
Comic book cover for The Adventures of Simone and Ajax. It features a girl in trendy clothes walking next to a small, green, Gertie-shaped dinosaur.
Cover of Walt Disney's EPCOT - Creating the New World of Tomorrow
MAY 21, 2025 / 6:00 P.M. / SECU STADIUM PROCESSIONAL PRESENTATION OF THE COLORS University of Maryland Honor Guard NATIONAL ANTHEM Mr. Noah Mond M.M. ’25 INVOCATION Rabbi Eli Backman Chaplain, Chabad Jewish Student Center WELCOME REMARKS Dr. Darryll J. Pines President GREETINGS The Honorable Wes Moore Governor of Maryland Dr. Jay Perman Chancellor, University System of Maryland Mr. Geoff Gonella ’90 University System of Maryland Board of Regents REMARKS FROM THE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION Ms. Laurie A. De Armond ’94 President, University of Maryland Alumni Association Board of Governors CONFERRING OF HONORARY DEGREES The Honorable Benjamin L. Cardin The Honorable C.A. Dutch Ruppersberger UNIVERSITY MEDALIST Ms. Vainavi Gambhir ’25 Presented by President Pines REMARKS TO THE GRADUATES Mr. Gregory Garin ’25 Graduating Senior INTRODUCTION OF SPEAKER Ms. Varaa Kukreti ’25 President, Graduate Student Government ADDRESS Kermit the Frog PRESENTATION OF COLLEGES AND SCHOOLS Deans ROTC OATH OF OFFICE Maj. Gen. Janeen L. Birckhead CONFERRING OF DEGREES President Pines and Dr. Jennifer King Rice Senior Vice President and Provost MESSAGE TO THE GRADUATES President Pines RECESSIONAL
An 8x10 canvas print of a photo featuring a small one-eyed Vinylmation with sharp teeth standing near twigs and leaves in a planter, with a wall in the background that has the words Keep Clear painted on it.
View of the front Orioles press box at Camden Yards
Push app notification from MLB with the Oriole cartoon bird logo which says Orioles @ Blue Jays now Ryan Mountcastle strikes out in the top of the 9th, 3 runners score. The Blue Jays beat the Orioles 8-2.
A walk around Pikachu with an excited expression wearing a dodgers jersey next to a young Japanese child wearing a baseball uniform.
Screenshot showing a graphic for the Game Room at the Eutaw Street Block Party using imagery of the MLB The Show cover with Paul Skenes, Eloy De La Cruz and Gunner Henderson above text that says: Game Room Game Room Play the newly released MLB The Show 25 featuring Orioles All-Star Shortstop Gunnar Henderson on the cover, along with other arcade games Location: Warehouse Bar & Restaurant
Jackson Holliday wearing a bright orange Orioles jersey and pants, resembling the uniforms from the 70s. He is sitting on a tall wooden block holding an orange baseball bat in front of him.
A path in the woods, with trees on the left and tall rock formations on the right.
Two scallops next to each other on a green pea risotto. In each scallop is a dark gremolata that appears to be pupils on eyeballs and a lemon buerre blanc that goes from the scallops over the risotto in a way that resembles Squidward’s nose.
Cassette tape of Boyz II Men’s Cooleyhighharmony, showing the cassette tape next to the case.
Funko Pop of Walt Disney wearing a conductor’s hat and riding a train that looks similar to the Disneyland railroad trains. There is a hidden Mickey in the smoke coming from the train.
A decorated office corner - one side of the wall has 9 hexagonal shadow boxes all painted different colors, each one highlighting a different Disney attraction with attraction posters and Funko pops. Some included are Space Mountain, Jungle Cruise, and Haunted Mansion. On the opposite wall are several depictions of Gertie the Dinosaur, including a purse, a drawing of her eating a popsicle, a painting of Theresa sitting on the back while wearing a Dapper Day outfit, and a wooden, painted cutout of Gertie the Dinosaur’s Ice Cream of Extinction stand at Hollywood Studios.
Funko Pop of Mr. Toad in an antique red car similar to the one in Mr Toad’s Wild Ride on display in a yellow hexagon shadow shadow box with Dave Perillo’s attraction poster in the background.
The Francis Scott Key bridge at sunset.
Brian Kennedy and Mark De Rosa standing in front of a large screen showing MLB Network’s Shredder list of top 10 shortstops right now: 1. Henderson 2. Seager 3. Lindor 4. Witt Jr. 5. Betts 6. Swanson 7. Correa 8. De La Cruz 9. Adames 10. Turner
Selfie of Theresa smiling at the camera at night while wearing a Mickey ears hat.
Graphic from MLB Network listing the Physical Checklist for Baltimore Free Agents: 7 Minute Mile, Must Have 120 foot vertical leap, match Cal Ripkens consecutive games played streak in push ups, can deadlift Boog Powell, can out-tarp slide Rick Dempsey.
Three trays of treats sitting on a wood table. The first is in a snowflake patterns and has red velvet cookies half dipped in white chocolate with green sprinkles, coconut macaroons, green pistachio snowball cookies, and snickerdoodles. The second tray is circular and has mint oreo truffles covered in white chocolate with ivy and berry sprinkles on top. The third tray is on the shape of a Christmas tree, with the top and bottom Thirds holding squares of chocolate fudge and the middle third with squares of peanut butter fudge.
Screenshot of The Onion with headline that reads Norfolk Tides Third Baseman Sent Down to Baltimore Orioles. Under the headline is a photo of Oriole Park at Camden Yards from the upper deck with an overlapping headshot of a baseball player in the lower right corner.