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northern appalachian baba yaga. she/her.

al pacino in the 1995 movie "heat" β€” his eyes are so wide open you can see the whites of them. his hands are up on both sides of his head as if he's palming a basketball in each of them. if you've seen it, yes, this IS the scene where he's shouting "she's got a GREAT ASS"
a photo of a chick tract on a best buy counter with the title "tiny shoes" and an illustration of small sneakers next to said title
a mallard drake and two brown ducks walking across a grassy field in bright sunlight
a screenshot of an imessage chat between me and my parents. the first message is from my mom; "I know I shouldn't swear about a story about the Pope and Catholic Church, but I'm mad on their behalf!" i reapond with the following: "well I'll swear and then I'll ask for forgiveness: leave our Pope alone!!!" then i send another message: "**sorry, leave our pope alone, dickheads"
And he woke up and realized he was turned into a crab during the night- 'Awww hell yeah im a FUCKING CRAB BABIEEEEEE
you asked for text please tell me your favorite dinosaur fact "ai" responded I forget the name of the longneck dinosaur like little foot from land before time because of asdmovie and I keep calling it a stegosaurus when I know the joke is that it ain't that
your ai slop bores me? clear you asked for text how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could understand that existence is fleeting "ai" responded Good question! About 74 wood, give or take share
YES... HA HA HA... YES! SICKOS
a copy of persona 2: eternal punishment for the playstation against a white background
a screenshot from hello kitty island adventure with My Sweet Piano saying, "...'A Comprehensive Study on Low-Quality Copper and the Merchants who Sold It'?!" The player's response choices are at the bottom in their own individual bubbles: "Sounds interesting." "Sounds a bit... dry." "I hate when I get sold low-quality copper."
screenshot from 1992 Studio Ghibli movie "Porco Rosso" where Porco tells some dude "Better a pig than a Fascist"
photo of the front cover of the 2026 Burpee catalog. There's a woman in a light grey shirt and a dark grey hat smiling as she holds up a small watermelon, labeled as "Burpee Exclusive Mini-Me Watermelon"
screenshot from my letterboxd account showing the last five movies i've seen: Planet of the Apes (1968), [REC] (2007), Psycho (1960), Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba Infinity Castle (2025), and JOHN WICK (2014)
Overhead shot in black and white showing a man at the top of a staircase as another figure rushes toward him holding a large knife. The scene is dramatically lit, with deep shadows and patterned carpets emphasizing the tension.
close up of the cover of a book β€” the cover is black with the title "SINISTER EXTREMITY" in a red serif font at the top, the subtitle "A LOVE STORY" beneath that in a smaller size. there's a red photo of a left hand with the fingers extended out and a right hand holding a big butcher's knife in front of it, as if it's about to strike the left hand. underneath that is the author's name "HUGH NEILL." despite my post about being nauseous and the content of the book being about a man whose job is to slice off his left hand every day, i'm three chapters in and enjoying it and it's not adding to my nausea so if it sounds like your kinda thing, read it
an illustration of a big black cat with his eyes closed and his mouth open in a smile, revealing two fangs, while holding a Lamb Chop toy. This black cat is Bruno. behind him is a tortoiseshell cat named Princess. She is crouched down, poised to pounce, her green eyes wide and focused on Bruno. The top center of the illustration says "For your birthday, Princess promises not to hunt her brother for sport." Slightly below & to the right of that, a chat bubble coming from Princess reads "Only for meat." Slightly below & to the right of that chat bubble is the word "No." To Bruno's left, there is an arrow pointing to him with the words "Blissfully unaware." The bottom right of the illustration says "Happy Birthday! We all love you! -Kevin"
a black cat looking grumpy while relaxing on a green couch. he's reaching out both of his arms to touch his human mom's denim-short-covered hip, which can been seen at the bottom of the photo
a photo of a hammerhead shark swimming into the frame from the right. it's swimming upwards so you can see its underside, including its slightly open mouth
screenshot from the app letterboxd with posters of the last four movies i watched: carrie (1978 version), la casa, dr. strangelove, and sinners
A black-and-white still from Dr. Strangelove shows actor George C. Scott portraying General Buck Turgidson. He stands with his arms spread wide, mid-gesture, wearing a white dress shirt with rolled-up sleeves and a dark tie. His expression is exaggerated, with a wide, manic grin and intense eyes, conveying a mix of excitement and absurdity.
A screenshot from the tv show "Derry Girls", season 3, episode 4, titled "The Haunting." An elderly woman with long white hair, wearing a dark sweater over a red top and a white apron, points forcefully off-screen while holding a red garment. She stands in a yard with laundry hanging on a clothesline behind her, including dark pants and a blue sweater. Autumn leaves are scattered on the ground.
a photo of a wooden sign in the shape of a dog squatting to poop with the word "no!" on it in the middle of some greenery
U.S. Senator John Fetter... @fetterman.senate.gov Follow Transphobia (General) My YES vote is *not* an endorsement of this deeply flawed CR. My YES vote is about refusing to shut our government down. I refuse to punish working families and plunge millions of Americans into chaos. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever vote to shut our government down. March 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM & Everybody can reply
video from the inside of a car with a kuromi bobblehead on the dash with the multi-neon color foam while charli xcx's "vroom vroom" plays in the background
black cat curled up and almost loafing on a hardwood floor
Image shows the Sanrio character Pekkle with eyes closed and arms in a windmill motion against a red background. The text above Pekkle reads: "I WILL NOT BREAK THIS PROMISE MADE!" with Aggretsuko in a character icon bubble.
photo of bruno, a black cat, on his side with a Lamb Chop catnip toy in three of his paws and his tongue licking his nose
screenshot from star wars: knights of the old republic of some characters looking out to the vast desert of tatooine (picture via biobreak.wordpress.com)
a tortoiseshell cat sitting on a green towel, her curious face in focus
a photo of adam devine as kelvin gemstone dressed in all black saying "I have transformed myself"
a screenshot of a StoryGraph "currently reading" list with the covers for Lisa Kleypas's "Chasing Cassandra" on the left and Olga Tokarczuk's "Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead" on the right
a dark theater with John Carpenter's "THE THING" title card being the only source of light
A still from the show "Veep," where Julia Louis-Dreyfus is holding a small child named Halo in a room full of her staff and Halo's mom Alicia
a still from season 3 episode 2 of Veep where Dan has Jonah by his coat and smashes a breakfast burrito into Jonah's face
photo of me holding the 2025 Burpee catalog
a still of carrie fisher in the 1980 film "the blues brothers" holding a gun and looking amazing as hell
a screenshot of jonah ryan from the hbo show "veep"
a screenshot of the giant eggman robot from "sonic the hedgehog 2"
an image from pinterest of what I think is (starting clockwise at the top): a walkman, a tray with photos and a mug of coffee, another tray of old letters and a newspaper, a scrapbook, four digital cameras, and a tray of old photos
a screenshot of an instagram story post with geoffrey rush from pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl, edited to say "you best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias; you're in one" with an instagram question of "share every job you worked πŸ˜…" and this poster's response of "a child of the corn, an understudy for a production of 'carrie', manic pixie nightmare bag, north appalachian baba yaga" because jfc don't put all that shit out there
photo of a woman standing next to a sunflower, which is now taller than her