Greg Etling

@getling.bsky.social

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Techie, former actor/singer...hopeful at the current state of this app :)

Man in a safety vest and sad looking Mickey Mouse ears stands beside a dirty old rocket ship ride (the kind that used to be outside the grocery store), and several strange pasted posters including “the more I know people, the more I love snakes,” and “Bankrupt is the new awesome”
An absurd tuxedo cat (totally not Smol Paul, but she aspires) sitting among computer paraphernalia, completely NOT HELPING the work get done.
The cryptkeeper (I mean, RFK Jr.) with what the poster hopes would be his last meal before his flesh is devoured by a screwworm hiding in the meat he is holding while grinning like the idiot he is.
A tuxedo cat, reclined lazily, with one heck of a blep, aka her tongue is sticking out of her mostly closed mouth. Ridiculous baby.
The “I made this” meme. A vertical 3-up panel of two blobby characters. In the first panel, the character on the left hands an indistinct round object to the character on the right. The character on the left says “I made this,” and the character on the right replies “you made this?” The character on the left leaves. The second panel shows the remaining character, holding the object, and wordlessly pondering…something. In the final panel, the expression on the character changes to a slight smile, and he says “I made this.” Thus claiming ownership over something that was clearly made by someone else, as if it is his own idea and work. Hopefully I do not need to explain the relevance to the reader of this meme to El0n’s statements in the previous skeet.
A tuxedo cat, just interrupted while grooming her belly, looks up at the camera with a slightly agape mouth while in a weird hunched squat.
Weird LGA map showing the old concourse in blue and the new concourse underneath it in white.
Zooming in and out of an LGA Terminal B map, showing that the map totally changes at different zoom levels.
LGA airport map on FR24 that shows the wrong terminal B configuration.
Two men with nooses around their necks, the one in center frame asking the viewer “first time?”
Good Place scene where the Head Accountant is explaining the process of how new behaviors are given afterlife points. In the GIF he explains to Michael and Janet that “99 percent of all new human behaviors are weird sex things.”
A ridiculous tuxedo cat lazily lounges on a work desk with such a look of ennui on her face
"Good Place" meme replacing Jason with Will Stancil. SPOILER: Jason (Will) figures out they are actually in the Bad Place, and Michael responds: "Will Stancil figured it out? Stancil? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."
An absurd tuxedo cat, caught mid-lick.
A clownish tuxedo cat toying with a felt pigeon ornament on a Christmas tree
“It might work for us” meme
Blurry picture of JUMBO71, the C-5 super galaxy.
The OP followed by a post that says “no reason…” accompanied by a photo titled “Carrot cake trends - consumption analysis and statistics 2025 report”
Goose chase meme asking what the military plans are that require these munitions. The implication is that the Pentagon is planning one or more wars of aggression, in secret.
Bea Arthur the cat, a calico queen worthy of her namesake, groggily lifting her head and looking at the camera having just been rudely awoken from her slumber by a human.
Top down view of a person standing on one foot, directly on top of the Prime Meridian
Cartoon character Homer Simpson, known for screwing things up and following it with the catch phrase/ sound "D'oh." Written over top is the portmanteau of "D'oh" and "DOGE" as "D'OhGE"
Woman yelling at cat meme, only Kash Patel is the cat
Vertical time series graph of Congressional ideological polarization. Graph maps the average ideology of the House and Senate over time from 1971 to 2022 based on DW-NOMINATE scores, and shows significant movement over that time from left of center to right of center in both chambers, with a change of +0.13 and +0.14 for the House and Senate respectively to the right.
Original graph "A wide political ideology gap has opened up between your women and men in Germany" overlaid with a purple line of best fit for a portion of the data to show that the population average moves over time and should not be anchored to the X axis of the graph.
A calico cat, having her glamour shot taken in the natural light, but who has become distracted by something moving outside the window and seems ready to pounce away at any moment. RIP Bea Arthur, loving companion, legend.
Screenshot from “The Good Place” depicting a male-presenting person in office garb leaning over a cubicle wall, with a despairing but hopeful look on his face. In front of him is a name plate with the text “Matt - Weird Sex Things” and a code of letters numbers and made up symbols.
Memorial to the Murdered Members of the Reichstag
A chocolate babka loaf cooling on a wire rack
Steve Buscemi meme, dressed casually in the hall of a high school, failing badly to pass as a high school student, with the quote “How do you do, fellow kids?”
Matt Gaetz and Laura Loomer
Stage photo of "Suffs" performance. Line of suffragists on stage, singing full out, no marking, advocating for their rights.
Scene from Mean girls film where a crowd of teenage girls all raise their hands.