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I miss forums. I like synthesizers and video games and cameras and I really should make more things. (he/him)

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Original Twitter post by @lolo_tho, posted on May 13, 2026: “I was told by a 22yr old today that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without AI.” Quote post by @jdflynn, posted on May 16, 2026: “buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.”
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Moderate House Democrats are warning they're prepared for "war" if incoming progressives and democratic socialists try to hijack the House floor to secure ideological concessions. Why it matters: This strategy would mean even more work for House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) to tamp down divisions and keep his caucus unified come 2027. - Despite being generally more closely aligned with Jeffries than the progressive wing, these centrists say they cannot allow their party to be dragged to the left without a fight. - "Clearly there has to be organization," one centrist House Democrat told Axios. "You can't just wring your hands on this stuff." - "There's going to be a war," a second centrist lawmaker said, calling the incoming leftist members "bomb-throwers, not problem solvers."
“All of these people hate Democrats,” Carville told Vargas. “Why do you want to run as a Democrat? Start your own movement. If it’s such a powerful, sweeping movement that’s got momentum everywhere, then go ahead and be at the head of it. Don’t use the Democratic Party to advance it.” Carville specifically called out Chevalier, saying Democrats shouldn’t seat her if she wins in November. He said her views were against anything Democrats support. ——— Source: https://www.newsnationnow.com/politics/carville-mamdani-backed-candidates-should-form-separate-party/
Grainy indoor photo from an early digital camera, taken in 2005. The subject of the photo (me) is a teenager wearing a large, gaudy pair of sunglasses. Worn over the sunglasses in a pair of prescription glasses. The two pairs combined are large, awkward, and absurd. Stylized text at the top reads: DON’T BE AFRAID! Stylized text at the bottom reads: IT’S THE FUTURE!
Promo poster for John Doe (TV Series, 2002-2003), starring Dominic Purcell, Jayne Brook, and John Marshall Jones. Text on the bottom of the poster reads: So what am I? Escaped mental patient? Alien that sees in black and white? Government lobotomy experiment? What else was I to think? For a guy who had all the answers, I didn't have the ones that mattered the most.
Screenshot of news article headline on Yahoo, written by Jez Corden and published Wednesday, June 10, 2026 at 4:11 AM PDT. "I went to the Xbox Showcase, met with Xbox execs, fans, devs — Something HAS changed ... for now." Source: https://tech.yahoo.com/gaming/articles/went-xbox-showcase-met-xbox-111138292.html
Photo of a silver PSP-2000. It’s running a copy of Final Fantasy IV: The Complete Collection. There are five characters standing on a wooden ship. Two are in a conversation: Cecil and the Captain. On the screen is shown the dialogue: “Captain: You’re Cecil, I reckon? I heard you smacked the hell out of those Baron lovelies.”
Screenshot of an Instagram post by @petehegseth, using the same photo posted by OP. The caption reads, “A day in the office w/ America’s finest.” A red box has been placed over the date, highlighting that this post is from October 7, 2025, roughly 8 months prior to this post and OP’s post.
Screenshot from ClearSky showing that I have been added to three new lists. Each list is from the same user: @feelgoodstink.bsky.social Predatory Those who direct harassment on the platform, as well as those who enable it. If you utilize predatory tactics to try and harm others, you're here. Trans Bashers Users who join in the bashing of trans users on the platform. Predators Those who direct harassment on the platform, as well as those who enable it. If you utilize predatory tactics to try and harm others, you're here. P/dojacketing, dog piling, outing, witch hunting, harassment campaigns, here's a way to avoid those who participate in that.
Screenshot of a recent Google search result. The AI response reads: "Based on the search results, there is no widely recognized or official Nissan commercial featuring the song 'Clubbed to Death' (Kurayamino Mix) by Rob Dougan. The search results indicate various recent campaigns, such as the 2025 Nissan Armada 'Adventure Bigger' and 'Heisman House' spots, rather than a 'Clubbed to Death' ad. However, the song 'Clubbed to Death' is famously associated with the film The Matrix and has been used in various high-octane car-related fan videos or montages, but it is not linked to a specific Nissan commercial in the provided data." Below the AI response is the top search result: A link to a 19-year-old YouTube video titled "2001 Nissan Maxima Commercial". The description reads, "With The Song Clubbed To Death by Rob Dougan".
Screenshot of the RGB histogram for the movie frame in the OP. The vast majority of the pixels are in the bottom 10% of brightness, and there's not a single pixel in the entire image above 47% brightness. It's numerically emphasizing that it's a very dark, low-contrast image. Stats are listed as follows: Mean: 12.61 Std. Dev: 8.87 Median: 12 Pixels: 8640000
Screenshot of a post from @aaron.bsky.team: “When users are suspended for harassment or abusive behavior, some immediately claim the action was taken because of their identity. It becomes a way to avoid accountability for conduct that violated the rules. Yet, your identity does not give you a free pass to harass others on the internet.” Commenting and quote posts are disabled.
Screen recording of scrolling through a list of AOC tweets wherein she uses the word “Palestinians”. There are many.
Photo of a spider crawling on an LCD computer monitor. A quick glance may leave one thinking this spider is large, but the fact that you can count the individual pixels the spider is standing on is a good enough clue that it's actually rather small.
Tweet from @_KrisWilson_, posted 1 Aug 2018: [in the year 2064] Grandson: Grandpa, what is ‘loss’? Me: It’s when the entire internet teamed up to make fun of a webcomic artist’s miscarriage. Grandson: sounds kinda fucked up Me: *wiping tear from eye* it was beautiful
Screencap of my Facebook post from January 20, 2021: “My greatest fear on this day, as it has been for years, is that most people will view Trump as the disease, rather than merely a predictable and repeatable symptom.”
Screenshot of two posts, one on top of the other, otherwise unrelated to each other except for their placement in the timeline. The bottom post is OP's, the top is from @peteandpete.bsky.social, showing a frame from The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3, Episode 4: "Splashdown!". In the frame, the elder Pete is looking down in disgust. Because of the posts placement on the timeline, it looks like Pete is looking down in disgust at the purple PSOne. To be clear, the purple PSOne looks amazing, and the author of this alt-text does not share in Pete's apparent disgust.
Product photo of a Korg Zero 8, an 8-channel digital DJ mixer from 2008.
Tightly cropped screenshot of a single panel from Brain Vaughan's “Pride of Baghdad”. A euphoric giraffe looks to the sky and proclaims, “The heavens are opening! The old ones have heard our prayers! They’re coming to—“. The giraffe does not finish its sentence. Those who have seen more of this comic will know why, and for anyone not among that group, I will leave finding out as an exercise for the reader. However, in this particular screenshot, I have superimposed the hand and pistol from the image in the OP, implying a connection between these and the events of the subsequent (unshown) panel.
Screenshot of @talentedripley.bsky.social’s post, showing the ”Replies over 20 times per day on average” badge.
Photo from inside a bathroom stall, looking toward the door. The walls and door are dark blue. On either side of the stall are metal accessibility handrails attached to the walls. Nearly all of the top-third of the stall door is gone, with little more remaining than what is needed to attach the top hinge to, providing a clear view of anyone in front of the door who is taller than a child, even with the door closed. This is not a damaged door, this how the door was made. This design, it appears, is intentional.
Quote tweet from Twitter user @VoxExVeritas: Proof that no one with money is trying to fix real problems. Original tweet, from @ShiningScience: 🚨 : Mia Heller, high school student, 18, invents water filter that eliminates 95.5% of microplastics.
“While I support the end of this terrible deal and taking a stronger approach to dealing with Iran, I urge the president and his administration to deliver a comprehensive plan that will hold Iran accountable, protect our national security, and firmly restrict Iran’s ballistic missile weapons and nuclear program,” Rep. Adam Kinzinger, a Republican on the House Foreign Affairs Committee, said in a statement.
Skag, from the video game Borderlands. “Skags are quadrupedal social predators, which loosely evokes wolves. However, they are far more aggressive. And they look more like reptiles or amphibians.” -Borderlands wiki
Tweet from @reaghanhunt, made on Feb 21, 2018 at 1:43PM: doctor: congrats on the baby! what are you going to name him newt gingrich‘s mom: Newt Gingrich
At the time, Ray was serving as the chief of staff for I Corps commander Lt. Gen. Randy George, having previously served at all levels of command in Special Forces where teammates and fellow officers had reported him to the Inspector General for bullying and berating them, but those complaints were blown off documents and reporting from the Army Times show.
Photo of Jensen Huang, CEO of Nvidia, in his iconic leather jacket. To the right of him is the quote: “The more you buy, the more you save” - Jensen Huang
Screenshot of a bunch of Bsky replies, all are just URLs to "myvidplay"
Screenshot from Monster Hunter Wilds. It shows Alma, sitting in a tent. She's wearing a green scarf that dominates the frame. She says, "Ugh, my glasses... I can't believe I lost them!" She is wearing her glasses. (Note: It's revealed shortly thereafter that she is referring to a different pair of glasses, but I'm ignoring that for the sake of a silly post.)
Screenshot of some tweet's. The original post: From: @TheBabylonBee Date: Mar 20 Text: Local Man Likes His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby Image: Young adult man sits outside on a bench, happily sipping an iced coffe. He is wearing a black sleeveless shirt. It's a bright, sunny day and behind him are shrubs, with trees further in the distance. The above post was Quote Tweeted by @JessePeltan, 20 hours ago. His caption reads: "I feel personally attacked" Below the quote tweet is a reply from @elonmusk, made 11 hours ago. It reads: 'My son, Saxon, is so based that he would just order milk when we went to dinner in LA. This would always stun the waitstaff, as they had never heard anyone actually order milk! He also unironically ordered a cheeseburger at a very uptight sushi restaurant that doesn’t even allow you to order supplemental soy sauce. When the waiter recovered from this request to reply that they don’t have cheeseburgers, Saxon said “Fine, I will have a hamburger.”'
System Requirements MINIMUM: OS: OS version: 64-bit Windows 10/11 PROCESSOR: Intel Core i5-11400 or AMD Ryzen 5 5600 MEMORY: 16 GB RAM GRAPHICS: NVIDIA RTX 2060 Super (8GB) / AMD RX 6600 (8GB) DIRECTX: Version 12 STORAGE: 5 GB available space SOUND CARD: Integrated RECOMMENDED: OS: 64-bit Windows 10/11 PROCESSOR: Intel Core i7-13700K / AMD Ryzen 7 7800X3D0 MEMORY: 32 GB RAM GRAPHICS: NVIDIA RTX 4070 (12GB) / AMD RX 7800 XT (16GB) DIRECTX: Version 12 STORAGE: 7 GB available space SOUND CARD: Integrated
Calvin & Hobbes comic, by Bill Watterson April 28th, 1993 Frame 1: Calvin leans in through an open door and asks, “Hey Dad, I’m doing a traffic safety poster. Do you have any idea for a slogan?” Frame 2: Calvin looks up to his dad, who is standing next to his mountain bike and adjusting his helmet. Calvin’s dad replies, “Sure! ’Cyclists have a right to the road too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!’! Frame 3: Calvin walks away while saying, “Thanks, Dad. I’ll go ask Mom.” His dad shouts back from off-frame, “Why? That’s a GREAT slogan!” Poster’s note: April 1993’s $8/gal would be equivalent to roughly $18/gal today (March 2026)
Screenshot from Eurotrip, showing Matt Damon's character and Fiona singing "Scotty Doesn't Know". The caption has been edited to read "Kristi doesn't know".
Photo of an Axial SCX24 with the teal Chevy C10 body outside in the dirt on a bright, sunny day. The photo is take from the front of the R/C truck, and slightly to the left. Behind the truck is some grass. The glare of direct sunlight in visible on the left half of the clear windshield. The oversized tires are covered in dry dirt.
Comic panel of Batman snapping a firearm into pieces. He says, “This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.”
Wesley snipes crying gun meme
Roll Call Vote 119th Congress - 1st Session Question: On Passage of the Bill (S. 5, As Amended ) Vote Number: 7 Vote Date: January 20, 2025, 06:12 PM Required For Majority: 1/2 Vote Result: Bill Passed Measure Number: S. 5 Measure Title: A bill to require the Secretary of Homeland Security to take into custody aliens who have been charged in the United States with theft, and for other purposes. Vote Counts: YEAs 64 | NAYs 35
Screenshot of a local org's Google drive highlighting an STL named "Minnow (38mm micro bitonal half height hole).stl"
Newsweek Article: TikTok Ban Moves One Step Closer By Aleks Phillips, U.S. News Reporter Published: Dec 08, 2023 at 10:02 AM EST Updated: Dec 11, 2023 at 08:22 AM EST A nationwide ban of TikTok gained traction after a Democratic senator suggested doing so would combat antisemitism, which has seen a massive increase since violence erupted between Israel and Hamas. In an interview with The Dispatch on Thursday, Chris Murphy of Connecticut, who previously spoke out in favor of restricting TikTok's access in the U.S., said he had moved from supporting regulating the social media platform to an outright ban since the October 7 Hamas attack in Israel due to its ability to "drive this narrative" of "hateful speech" among young people. "The way that TikTok is talking about Gaza is designed to divide Americans from each other," he told the digital news outlet. He added that he now thinks it was "probably time to say that we shouldn't have a Chinese-owned social media company force-feeding divisive information to our kids." When approached by Newsweek, a TikTok spokesperson declined to comment.
“Who would win?” Meme Left side features a photo of Unite the Right marchers, labeled “BIG TOUGH HIGH IQ CONSERVATIVE MEN” Right side features a photo of a crying baby, labeled “ONE SINGLE CRYING BABY”
I refuse the question.
Screenshot from 1993 MS-DOS game SkyRoads. A small ship is racing over crudely rendered “roads” on space that are made up of basic polygons. They are not connected to each other, requiring the player to hop from road to road to avoid falling off. In the bottom third of the screen is a representation of the ship’s cockpit, displaying information such as speed, progress, and gravity strength.
Photo of a 1994 Chevy Lumina, dark gray.
Screenshot of a portion of the AGDQ Twitch video stats, showing 29fps.
Newsweek Headline from June 9th, 2025: 75 Democrats Express ‘Gratitude’ to ICE in Antisemitism Vote Amid LA Riots
Image of Grandpa Simpson Top text: "I'll be deep in the cold cold ground" Bottom text: "before I pay $1000 for 16gb of vram"
Map showing a portion of the SF Bay Area. San Rafael is at the top, SF bottom left, Oakland bottom right. Golden Gate Bridge and Bay Bridge are identified. A green arrow with a ✅ next to it indicates the reasonable route from SF to Oakland via the Bay Bridge. A red arrow with a ⁉️ next to it indicates the bizarre route one would have to take to get to Oakland via the Golden Gate Bridge (requiring one to drive north across the GGB, continue north through Marin until San Rafael, then head east and south via the Richmond Bridge, continuing south through Richmond, El Cerrito, Berkeley, and Emeryville before finally reaching Oakland.
Jennifer Jacobs @JenniferJJacobs 🚨BREAKING via @CBSNews: President Trump ordered strikes on sites inside Venezuela including military facilities, U.S. officials said, as the administration early Saturday ratcheted up its campaign against the regime of President Nicolás Maduro. via @JimLaPorta and me 11:31 PM · Jan 2, 2026 Source: https://x.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/2007354191526940732
Roll Call Vote 119th Congress - 1st Session Vote Summary Question: On the Nomination (Confirmation: Scott Bessent, of S.C., to be Secretary of the Treasury ) Vote Number: 19 Vote Date: January 27, 2025, 05:31 PM Required For Majority: 1/2 Vote Result: Nomination Confirmed Nomination Number: PN11-1 Nomination Description: Scott Bessent, of South Carolina, to be Secretary of the Treasury Vote Counts: YEAs 68 NAYs 29 Not Voting 3
David Perdue TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONGDOING
Photo of me holding a black Anbernic RG34XX SP. Playing on the screen is the early moments of Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga (GBA). Bowser, Mario, and Luigi are all standing in Princess Peach’s throne room. Bowser, on the right, says to Mario (on the left, with Luigi), “Mario! Do something super!”
Screencap of Mike Levin’s “Present” vote on H.Res.939 - Impeaching Donald John Trump, President of the United States for high crimes and misdemeanors. ——— MEMBER Levin PARTY Democratic STATE CA VOTE Present
New Girl S06E20 "Misery" Rob Reiner (center, facing forward) as Bob Day, Jess Day's (portrayed by Zooey Deschanel) dad, painfully yells "You waxed the holes?!" at Jess (right, facing away, towards Reiner).