Matt E 🐸

@gfoyle.bsky.social

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just let people live their lives in TX, love PDX SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇦 ready for the Butlerian Jihad David Lynch, Gene Wolfe, Deerhunter, The Clientele, Yo La Tengo, Sugar Plant, White Poppy, Helado Negro, NBA Spurs

Text of 14th Amendment: All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

3 photos: top left showing the elephant pissing at the Texas Republican convention on June 13, 2026, top right showing the UFC octagon in front of the White House, the bottom is Pam from The Office show for the classic meme, "They're the Same Picture"

Ted Cruz talking head on Fox saying, "They don't care if he's a sexual predator, they just want power."

Headline from CNN story with first sentence:
"Trump suggests he won’t take down UFC ‘Claw’ on White House lawn
Story by Kit Maher, CNN
• 3h • 3 min read

President Donald Trump is suggesting that the UFC lighting grid, known as “The Claw,” will stay on the White House South Lawn well beyond the fight there later this month."

FBI sketch of Philip Jennings from hall of fame spy show, The Americans

In Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, electricity serves as a conduit for Lodge spirits and a manifestation of evil, often linked to the "black fire" of destructive human emotion

Last frame of a comic drawn on Reddit, with the caption: "The internet won't care unless there are tits though, so here you go." Below the caption are two hand-drawn bird, designated as "Great Tit" and "Tufted Titmouse"

Picture of Pam Bondi (blurred), looking down at a table while Epstein survivors (in clear focus) have their hands raised behind Bondi, with two of them glaring glumly at the back of Bondi's head.

Screenshot from YouTube of Kid Rock's song, Bawitdaba with lyrics:

"Bawitdaba da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy, Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie! (repeat x4)"

Haunting image of painted graffiti on a wall in Farsi: "Who do we call when the killer is the police???"

Glass canister of the green goo that is Satan from John Carpenter's creepy classic movie, Prince of Darkness

Picture of the Brit, Daniel Craig, peering up at the camera with a slightly bloody scrape his left forehead, looking Russian as hell

A big ol pile of fantasy cash on pallets, presumably AI-generated

Headline from The Onion: "I Been Thinking Political Lately", with a column by resident stoner, Jim Anchower, with an idiotic beanie on top of his head just like Tim Poole

Quote from Don Moynihan, University of Michigan public policy professor [EDITED FOR BREVITY]: "The spending is so large it defies easy understanding . . . ICE will receive a 365% increase in detention, spending $45 billion, which more than the combined budget for all 50 state prison systems. . . . It is on the scale of the type of supplemental budgets that the US passed when engaged in foreign wars."

This image is a screenshot of some dude strolling through a mountain meadow, illustrating a link to a CNET story entitled, "How to use Chat GPT to find Hidden Hiking Trails"

Image of a Google search tab for Antonin Scalia: a few nondescript photos of the subject on the left side of screen, a box and link to Oyez website (a legal info alliance, consisting of Cornell and others) in the middle, and over to the right, some basic bio facts: Born Mar 11, 1936 in Trenton NJ and Died Feb 13, 2016 in Cibolo Creek

Donovan singing I am the Shaman with warping stars whoosing by