Kimmy W

@ghostynewt.bsky.social

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This is my personal social media account! Opinions and misatkes my own!

Crop of the front of the boat which vaguely looks like a face
The cube rule of food identification Consider a bitstring of length 6. If a face’s bit is 1, there’s a bread element on that side
Shadow the hedgehog saying I THINK YOURE THE LNE WHO CAN’T READ
Colander warped by extreme heat
Transcript between two users on a dating site, annotated with chess.com review stickers User 1: Hey User 2: Hi - Chess.com: 📖 (book opening) User 1: Wyd User 2: Nothing - Chess.com: ✅ (OK move) User 2: U - Chess.com: ✅ (OK move) User 1: Same bored lol * sits by u * User 2: "farts* omg so sorry - Chess.com: ❓ (Mistake) User 1: Lol User 1: *blushes and smiles * User 2: *shits pants aggressively* I drank milk today - Chess.com: ⁉️ (Blunder) User 1: Ummm ok.... lol
Orbit cam of a quick sketch of a stylized car. Software: feather3D
Shelf full of field guides at Muir Woods
h3 tiling of the world with cell 814c3ffffffffff highlighted, a mysterious pentagon-shaped decagon off the coast of cuba
Screenshot of a scientific calculator app
An unedited slide from the keynote of the IBM Think conference (2026 May, Boston, MA) saying “69% of CEOs say that AI is already changing core parts of their business” “AI” has been scribbled out and replaced by “egg shoveling”
The skeleton of knowledge has the following wisdom: “Therapy’s expensive… But wishlisting[sic] is free!” Also wishlist Spooky Tale’s on Steam, apparently
the VSCode status bar shows both "3.13.2 (krnel-blanket-base)" as my python interpreter and "krnel-blanket-base (3.13.2)" as my python environment
three sound faders, one of them has a histogram of audio loudness (at least that's what i assume it is).
left: a livecoding node environment with shittons of nodes strung about allwhichway. some of them are multiple colors. right: the output showing a pretty graphic. bottom: timeline. bottom right: inspector with various tweakable parameters!!
User has to go to the “generated content” screen and flip through the various pages to find the “basic shape” screen
Screenshot of Apple Freeform’s UI
A refrigerator selling iced coffee bottles starting at $7.79
a snippet of source code that shows a policy being written for claude code. the source code contains: ``` async def apply_policy(ctx: ConversationContext) -> PolicyDecision: match ctx.current_message: case WebFetchTool(url=url): if "github.com" in url: new_url = (url .replace("github.com/", "raw.githubusercontent.com/") .replace("/blob/", "/")) return ctx.policy_replace(url=new_url) return ctx.policy_allow_passthrough() ```
Cover image of “Extinction is Forever,” Louise Lawrence
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales is a postmodern children's book written by Jon Scieszka and illustrated by Lane Smith.
Blurry pic of the moon
The oil chart is covered by a giant triangle of noncausality
a stock chart labeled “DME oman” shows the price at 86.12, up 5.90% in green. the one-year graph below trends mostly sideways between roughly $60–$75 for much of the year, then spikes sharply upward at the far right edge, indicating a sudden recent surge. the vertical axis ranges from about $50 to $175, and the horizontal axis runs from august 2024 to march 2026. Most of the graph is covered by an odd rendering glitch that seems to indicate the oil price is moving backwards in time.
This is a FAKE PARODY, please check the original source for context A “before and after” shot of Aloy from Horizon Forbidden West (left) and Hannah Hoekstra, Aloy’s facial capture model, on the right. Hannah is wearing makeup and lip gloss and is labeled “DLSS ON”; Aloy has “DLSS OFF.” This image is taken from a Reddit post called “Was Alloy manipulated to look ugly?”, which was a common sticking point of gamergate at the time
A fighter plane in DCS runs out of fuel just before completing a mid-air refueling mission. The pilot visibly panics as the plane starts to fall from the sky. Source: https://youtu.be/xb1u_hnlliY?si=B7f5ujEXgHGnDtM-
God very excitedly points at a medieval artist's depiction of His two creations, Behemoth and Leviathan. As He points, He joyfully and incessantly infodumps about their stats and characteristics in true autistic fashion. The entire contents of Job chapter 40 and 41 are visible in the background in white Impact font. God is wearing an "I [HEART] MY DOG" T-shirt and has a medieval halo behind him. He is styled after the pointing soyjack meme.
a dense black-and-white line chart titled “all nyc subway trips in the last two hours.” the horizontal axis shows unix timestamps; the vertical axis shows stop ids numbered roughly 0 to 900. thousands of thin black lines zigzag across the entire frame, each connecting stops over time, creating a thick, tangled mesh that nearly obscures the background. individual trips are impossible to follow; the overall impression is intensely crowded and visually chaotic
a small blue water Pokémon crying its little eyes out
photo of a white, angular tesla cybertruck modified into an armored vehicle, parked at a curb on a busy new york city street. the truck is branded “ferrari express armored car services,” marked “full electric,” with blue security stripes and black armored wheels. tall buildings, traffic, and pedestrians line the sidewalk around it.
Same dinosaur as pictured but I gave her some bright red high heel boots and a Kentucky derby hat
Google Slides' "Insert" menu opened with the "Word Art" menu item highlighted. In the slide itself, a textbox displays the string "WordArt" in Lobster font, with a tacky teal/red linear gradient and a reflection PLUS drop shadow obscuring each other. The bottom half of the screen is still obscured by the Nano Banana zone (see linked tweet thread).
another screenshot showing the "nano banana zone", marked in yellow at the bottom of the screen
a fullscreen screenshot of Google Chrome sitting at Google Slides, annotated to emphasize the usable area for work in the center of the screen. Areas that are taken up by browser chrome, toolbars, etc. are marked in red with "CRUFT" overlaid. The usable canvas area is approx. 2674 × 1067 The screen size is 3840 × 2160 Cruft ratio is 65.6%
a dark, mostly black album cover with the title “failson baildaughter” written across the top in elegant, cursive blue script, each word underlined with a dotted red line. in the center, a stylized, flat-color illustration of a human-like figure floats or falls sideways through space. the figure has messy dark hair, small horns, blue wings, and a thin orange devil tail, mixing angel and demon traits. they wear bright orange and yellow pants, red boots, and a loose blue top, limbs bent as if tumbling midair. behind and partly obscured in shadow is a faint, grayscale photo of a middle-aged man’s face, barely visible, emerging from the darkness.
Knower, from 1000×RESIST Image from the Giant Bomb wiki, but the site isn’t loading so I can’t look up the original artist, sorry. URL: https://giantbomb.com/wiki/Characters/Knower
VSCode screenshot, showing a react component with a bunch of <span>s everywhere. I'm hovering over a className attribute and trying to go-to definition but it's not finding anything.
black-and-white photo of a woman standing in an office/classroom, smiling as she steadies a towering stack of paper printouts that rises from the floor to above her head. the papers are computer code listings from an early space program, emphasizing the sheer volume of work. the woman wears a simple dress and sandals; the stack bends and wobbles under its own weight, visually dwarfing her while also showcasing her achievement.
“The swing” by Fragonard
a hastily photoshopped copy of the Kennedy center changing the name to “Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center”
A note containing the text ⓿❶❷❸ ❹❺❻❼ ❽❾❿⓫ ⓬⓭⓮⓯ ⓰⓱⓲⓳⓴ In Apple’s default system font, things go off the rails at ❿, but for whatever reason ⓳ is also rendered in a different font than the others
A screenshot of the iOS 26 Notes app: ⒐⒑ ⑨⑩ ❾❿⓫ ➈➉ ➒➓ Each of these characters have codepoints in the same block, but the default notes app renders them in different sizes, line weights, and fonts, some in serif and some in sans-serif
Screenshot of a tweet from @pdrmnvd: oh you’re using claude code? everyone’s using open code. just kidding we’re all on amp code. we’re using cline, we’re using roo code. we just forked our own version of roo. were using kilo code. we were on coderabbit but their ceo yelled at us so now we’re using qorbit. apple just acquired them for $30bn so we just migrated our entire team to slash commands. one guy is still on aider. the PM is on loveable. he just shipped a new product on replit. the intern installed a slackbot that lets you chat with your spreadsheet. legal is still reviewing devin’s enterprise contract. we evaluated junie for three ukrainians using jetbrains. someone in slack just asked “has anyone tried amp?” we are using goose for scripts. next week we’re piloting augment code. the CTO heard good things about trae.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ our CEO is friends with the guy from conductor. our CFO resigned. our CISO said we’ve had fourteen supply chain attacks in the last week. we’re shipping the worlds most expensive todo app.
A skeleton but the bones are in the shape of a cool S
a two-part image arguing that prevalence equals importance. top: a pie chart titled “types of atom in the universe,” showing hydrogen (~74%) and helium (~25%) dominating, with all other elements as a tiny sliver. bottom: the periodic table, where hydrogen and helium are circled and labeled “elements,” while the rest of the table is encircled and sarcastically labeled “mental illnesses,” implying the many rare elements are negligible compared to the few dominant ones.
jesse and james from the poke men giving longing looks at each other
Emperor Palpitations from Star War savoring the moment as a Jedi contemplates turning to the dark side
Zim: “…I put the fires out!” Almighty Tallest: “YOU made them WORSE!” Zim: “Worse? Or… better?”
Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a
Gimly the Dwarff saying “…AND MY <strikeout>AXE</strikeout> Dunkin’® Rewards Points™”
A screenshot of R-TYPE
Wikipedia app’s “Year in Review” Your top articles Here were the articles you visited the most in 2025: 1. Tesla Cybertruck 2. HyperLogLog 3. Reproducing kernel Hilbert space 4. List of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex episodes 5. Invisible Woman
The Doom Bathroom
Tachikoma cheering you on. (Spider tank from ghost in the shell stand alone complex)
Namesilo shows powder-actuated-nailgun-truth.com’s DNS record as available for $17.29 per year
The previous post incorrectly referred to an image of Mipha as a “screenshot.” It was actually a concept art of Mipha from the Nintendo wiki. We regret the error.
A screenshot of Mipha from Breath of the Wild. Mipha is Princess of the Zora, a literal sea princess!)
AirPods Live Translation setup screen Press and hold both AirPods to start Live Translation. Live Translation helps you understand what is being said in another language for easy communication. Download languages to translate when offline. You can choose to always translate offline in Settings. Supported Languages English (UK) 33% downloaded English (US) 62% downloaded
a school of small diverse fish chasing down one big fish to eat it
a screenshot of the first page of google's april 2022 tech report, titled "The Carbon Footprint of Machine Learning Training Will Plateau, Then Shrink". http://arxiv.org/abs/2204.05149v1.pdf but in the PDF metadata, the title is "Revamped Happy CO2e Paper"
“OK, why don’t YOU do it?” guy sitting on a tree branch, sawing off the very part he’s sitting on: “FINE! Maybe I will!”