Hot Bort in the Summertime

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A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them

The cover to Musashi II: Blade Master, known in the USA as Musashi Samurai Legend.
An ad for Culver's "New! Fried Pickle Pub Burger" which appears to be available for a "Limited Time Only!"
Tom Cruise circa Interview With the Vampire.
The Beautify Bluffington trash collection truck from an episode of Doug. The Nick.com logo is in the bottom right hand corner.
Uhh, Mr. President, sir. People are getting a bit confused about the way you and your opponent are... well... constantly holding hands.
Bane telling an underling that "they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother."
GIVE ME A FRANCHISE AND I'LL TELL YOU MY FAVORITE CHARACTER is what the picture says.
Max Cady, laughin' it up at the antics of Junior on the Big Screen, in Cape Fear.
Finn the Human asking "how did you almost know my name?!"
more like kyle o'smiley, amirite
Private Eyes Are Watching You *clap clap* They see your Every move
"Nick" from the Alan Parsons Project's "Don't Answer Me" video, grimacing at something.
Ehhh, no Peg.
Max Cady, having a larf in the film Cape Fear.
Sergeant Slaughter, maggot.
The DKC3 level "Poisonous Pipeline"
David Byrne for the film poster of "True Stories".
A screenshot of a match between AJ Styles and Kid Kash, helpfully captioned by the Fox Sports Net "Fox Box" ticker. This is not from the first TNA show I caught, by the by, this would have been from early 2005, just before Kid Kash left TNA to go have a run in WWE.
They were CONES!
Agent Honeydew from the Dial M for Monkey segment, aiming a gun.
The Denny's Star Spangled Pancakes commercial guy saying "America".
The VHS cover for Football's Greatest Injuries from the Simpsons.
Maki Itoh, with crab claws, in tribute to the departed Gran Naniwa. RIP.
QUICK KICK was the focus character in several episodes I caught in reruns and I'm not sure what his appeal was when snakes eyes was already there
Steve Keirn and Stan Lane, the Fabulous Ones.
The cast of Power Team. Apart from Big Foot in the background, from left to right - Kwirk (from Kwirk), Tyrone (from Arch Rivals), Max Power (from Narc), and Kuros (from Wizards & Warriors).
Dan Ryckert, owner and CCO of Giant Bomb, photoshopped into the music video for Fatboy Slim's Weapon of Choice.
The cover of Franz Ferdinand's You Could Have It So Much Better.
Jack Quaid, mocapping for his role as "Frank the Cube" (possibly/probably not his character's actual name) for God of War: Laufey.
Shampoo, from Ranma 1/2, kneeling down and reaching out towards the screen's POV. The caption is "lets take ibuprofen together" in Google translated Chinese.