Gideon Defoe

@gideondefoe.bsky.social

1218 Followers 152 Following

author now pivoting to guillotine manufacture

Yo what's up kids it's poochie
The disgraced former prince cuts a solitary figure
grinning wonky dog
A wonky dog in a bed, looking like some kind of creature workshop creation
An old photo of a good dog
A detail of a plug socket replicated in some kind of pink gauze material from one of Do Ho Su's immersive artworks
An extract from Pulitzer prize winning Docking Is Difficult: 'Artificial intelligence is very, very illegal, Glen.' 'Don't worry, I don't think it counts when it's this poorly implemented. Some college guys did an experiment by hooking a self-teaching AI program up to all the galaxy's newsfeeds, and implanted it into a hen. Except these boffins didn't stop to think about how ninety-nine percent of the intergalactic chatter is just comment sections, right? So the thing has precisely learnt to emulate the type of people that comment on news stories. The upside is I got her pretty cheap.' 'GIRLS DON'T GET GAMING,' said the hen
A Waterstones window display featuring the works of Raynor Winn, and a "Salt Path" jigsaw
I don't know. There's some extreme 70s wallpaper. Dennis Waterman is sat on a toilet. John thaw has no trousers.
A small white dog reclines on several pillows. His expression seems to say "being me another croissant, you pleb"
Some dick who I don't know the name of
My dumb dog
The "we're all looking for the guy who did this" hotdog suit guy
Rishi Sunak official Toby jug
A beautiful pottery shoe pig thing
An Esquire headline "How to buy a watch for less than £1,500"
Exhibit of some Special Margarine and a plastic egg
The poster for George A Romero's film Knightriders, featuring Ed Harris dressed as King Arthur sat on a motorcycle
A black and white postcard showing a crowd watching a person lying on the ground tied up head to toe in a sack. Caption reads "an entertainer escapes from a bound sack in Charing cross road"
A guardian headline: "calling all fashion models... now AI is coming for you"
A modestly sized shop with flats above it. The signage looks slightly run down if we're being brutally honest
A painting of a futuristic spaceport with a cool spaceship and fantastic buildings and an alien red sky
Kat Slater off of EastEnders
A still from the Twilight Zone episode "it's a good life" - "On an isolated family farm in Peakesville, Ohio, young Anthony Fremont, who has vast mental powers but lacks emotional development, holds his terrified family and neighbors in thrall to his every juvenile wish."