christy

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Hockey Nut. Animal Lover. Vinyl Hoarder. Team Oxford Comma. Thalassophile 🩵 If I ever start a band, I’m naming it Wicked Wrister.

A no-olive aspic, especially for Josh
Hot Dog Aspic à la Josh
Maleficent
Smiling through the massacre is my little cherry pitting buddy… irrefutable evidence of my ill-begotten attempt at a little Sunday afternoon whimsy
Gordie being Gordie. Because of course he’s wearing a Christmas sprinkles donut on his face in August
I’m not mature enough for this
A poem from J.K. Kennedy - “I think I say I love you too much. It’s strange how sometimes it startles people. But then I remember, that’s why I’m here. To love and to startle.”
unsalted tops saltine crackers
EuroTrip, 2004
A loathsome Pennsylvania Depaerment of Transportation “Fresh Oil and Chips” road sign warning of inevitable paint chips, windshield cracks & undercarriage sandblasting because we don’t pave roads in PA. We put down tar & gravel and never repaint the lines.
Twinkies & Twix hotdogs
Tom Wilson, notorious piss drinker
Little Miss Sunshine
The Pointer Sisters - Break Out. She looks a little rough, but she’s also 43 years old.
Greatest 80s band ever? Quite possibly. Marty McFly & The Pinheads auditioning for The Battle of the Bands at Hill Valley High School on October 25, 1985. Spoiler alert - they were just too darn loud.
Mark Compensating-For-Something Zuckerberg’s grotesquely ostentatious yacht arriving in Seattle, docking in front of a sign reading “Wealth Inequality Zucks”
Gordie’s Birthday Meatcake
My forecast for the next week. Sun, sun, and more sun.
Am I surprised? No. Am I disgusted? Abso-fucking-lutely.
Just what everyone wants for their birthday - a hot dog cake
Sidney Fucking Crosby, folks.
A quote from Lorena Bobbitt: “Don’t be afraid to cut people off.”
In quite possibly the most poetic skeet ever seen on Bluesky, jagoff68 writes: “Fuck Ticketmaster. Fuck Live Nation. They’re all fucking scum and I hope that one day a politician has the balls to break them to pieces like the did to AT&T back in the day And one more thing: Fuck the philadelphia flyers”
Because the internet is forever, a screenshot of Philadelphia Homer Sam Carchidi’s infamous and since-deleted 2012 tweet stating,”Again: I think the national TV audience saw Crosby pass the baton to Giroux as NHL’s best player.” #NotAHomer #Flyers #Pens
A black t-shirt featuring The Periodic Table, color coded by elemental lickability.
"Any time you have an opportunity to make a difference in this world and you don't, then you are wasting your time on Earth." - a quote from the brick building mural, home of the Roberto Clemente Museum in Lawrenceville, PA
Yellow writing on a background of black ice: “Watch your dupa. There may be slippy spots,” said with a hefty dose of Pittsburghese.
2026 AA Penguins Cup Champions Penn Trafford Warriors
Zero Days Wirhout Male Nonsense
a baby faced Mario Lemieux, standing in front of the Pittsburgh skyline, donning his iconic Penguins 66 jersey, after being drafted by the team in 1984
A busted garage door, accurately representing the garage league NHL
Hockey God, Mario Lemieux
Mario Lemieux & The Stanley Cup
Lord Farquaad, addressing his subjects while flanked my armored guards: “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”
“Hockey is supposed to be my free space… but to have hockey actively invite in the outside world that is actively causing geopolitical unrest in both hemispheres, widening the income inequality gap, lowering the standard of living all the while daring to say it cares about the common man is a step too far.”
Happy unimaginative, consumer-driven & entirely arbitrary, manipulative & shallow interpretation of love day!
a still very frozen, very snowy Western Pennsylvania landscape, as seen from the window of row 24 on a Boeing 737
sunset over the ocean, otherwise known as heaven
Polar Vortex Barbie pictured in a winter wonderland while sporting a pink parka with the words,”If you’ve ever said, ‘I’ll do that when hell freezes over,’ you’re scheduled to do that this week.”
A crispy can of Dr. Pepper, cracked with love in remembrance of DGs daddio ♥️
Triple cheers with hazy beers
Number 20 in your programs… and probably number 20 in your hearts too, I present my very first favorite Pittsburgh Penguins player, Gary Rissling. I think the black & white closeup of his toothless scowl really adds something.