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ROBOT FEET https://archiveofourown.org/users/Gilded_Pleasure 🔞🔞🔞 QTPOC traditional artist + comics & fic monsterlover, soft skelefucker, agéd corndog. i do whatever i want 44 years old ENG|SPA|i use translator for JPN 左右非固定 CP

2 panel traditional art ink comic. panel 1. sans: my knees hurt from sucking dick... red: what, were you sucking dick or somethin? panel 2. sans: dude. it was your dick. red: (brandishing a container of tiger balm liniment) And it could be again if ya lemme grease up them crackity gams, puddin!
full color traditional drawing of sans undertale just standing there. he's wearing his Special Socks, and his hoodie strings are decorated with trans flag colors despite his entire outfit also being trans flag colors. there are star-shaped charms on his hoodie strings that depict the trans flag as well.
listing for ao3 reads "1-20 of 45 works in" the relationship tag of "Murderbot/SecUnit 3." this is a very small amount of works.
An excerpt from System Collapse: (While this was happening, weird shit was going on in my organic parts. Like, a sweat broke out on my organic skin. I would think I was heading for another emotional breakdown, but my performance reliability had started a slow, steady climb. It would have been more frightening, but my performance stats were close to what they looked like when something unexpected but interesting and exciting happened in some really good media. I had taken snapshots of my internal diagnostic processes during my first time through watching Sanctuary Moon, and a brief comparison showed this didn't match exactly, but it was very close.)
Alphys gripping sans's head like a basketball as she attempts to force him to view her phone. she is saying READ THE FAN FICTION, SANS. it is clear he would. prefer not to do that.
sans undertale having hot flashes and eating shredded cheese out of a bag at 4am probably
traditional drawing of a long haired black cat with red eyes and a gold tooth. i think we all know who this is lmao
photo of a king sized bed with mostly black and gray blankets and pillows. there are two cloth posters on the wall one is for dimmu borgir and the other is two skeletons fuckin with some mushrooms n shit. oh and i guess my robes hanging up to the side
Like A Version by Gilded_Pleasure. The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells. Rating: Explicit. No Archive Warnings Apply. Art/Murderbot. Additional Tags: Robot Brain Sex? ROBOT SOUL SEX!! Sex-Repulsed Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries) , You heard me , Reproduction but LITERALLY , Make Love To Its Personhood , No orgasms, No Genitals , How To Tenderly Sex Your Bestie's Tragic Backstory Without Giving It a Panic Attack , Sex for a Purpose , Obscene Levels of Pure Intimacy, Passionate Semi-Platonic Lovemaking , Accomodating Sex Repulsion , ART's Secret Insecurities , Emotionally Horny ART , discomfort during sex , Slight Awkwardness , Tiny Pain . Summary: Ever since ART and I figured out we could effectively copy me, we’ve kept a backup of my kernel stored in its servers. That’s just good security protocol, especially after the time ART got deleted. The annoying part is that the duplication process is probably a kind of sex. Even though it’s nothing like human sex, if there was another way to get a viable result I’d probably prefer it. It’s not something either of us would do for fun. But nobody gets hurt if we’re really careful, so we are now. Life happens. People change. Like anyone, I occasionally need updates. It’s honestly not terrible.
a skeleton wreathed in honeysuckle flowers in the style of a botanical illustration. IT'S SAUCY!!
No Quarter and The Quartered Sea by Tanya Huff (compiled duology)
The Cloud Roads by Martha Wells. That's a bisexual flying shapeshifting dragon demon thing on the cover, aka the main POV character. very horny, very worldbuilding
Books! Dawn by Octavia Butler, Fledgling by Octavia Butler, Wormwood by Poppy Z Brite, Tales From The Flat Earth by Tanith Lee, and More Than Human by Theodore Sturgeon
OP: "i can tell when a virgin wrote smut" who the fuck cares. Quote poster: TBH the funnier part is people going "Why don't they include the awkward parts of sex" like yeah man that's what you want in your smut, 4 pages of the guy trying to get it up. Reply(only username shown): erectile dysfunction fetishist @ homocastration
photo of the murderbot diaries special editions demonstrating how it's illustrated EVERYWHERE
interior illustration from special editions of the murderbot diaries in which murderbot lounges about in what one could be assume to be a lounge, watching media with its feet up on some kind of futuristic space ottoman
undeveloped land off my street looking like some The Evil Dead style fuckshit
a photo of the murderbot diaries by martha wells, a special drawing by Crysto, and a snippet of the special wrapper the books came in because the broken binding has a cool logo
photo of my sketchbook page. has a three panel comic featuring sans undertale and red underfell at sans's illegal hot dog stand/sentry station. red appears behind sans and gives his butt a hug. sans says "didja have a rough day, cupcake?" and red says "just let me cup these cakes a lil longer and it'll be sure to improve."
VEVOR Burnishing Polishing Machine 1200W 6 Variavle Speed Surface Conitioning Tool Handheld Electric Metal Burnishing Machine with 4... $99.00 VEEEEVORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
side by side drawings in the style of illustrated bookplates, featuring undertale sans on the left and underfell sans on the right. winter trees are in the background, and both have decorative borders that look vaguely like worked metal with cabochon jewel accents
zoom in photo of cooked red and white quinoa with lots of tasty stuff mixed in
Sticks (farm sans) looks down at Axe (horrortale sans) lying motionless and crumpled on the ground. Sticks looks dismayed. It is early evening. there is a wheelbarrow full of cleared dead peanut plants on a slight rise in the background.
traditional ink drawing of murderbot lying on its bunk inside ART. it is wearing full armor so i don't have to draw what its body looks like. hundreds of weapons are stuffed underneath the bed, and the hexagonal walls are plastered with posters applied upside down and sideways. the posters are for Sanctuary Moon, World Hoppers, and a show I made up called Cosmic Champions. Murderbot is touching its own chest with one hand, and ART's wall with the other.
a page from my sketch book showing a few human feet on the left and designs for robot feet on the right
a traditional pencil sketch of metal/inorganic SecUnit feet
a traditional drawing of sans undertale wearing high-heeled boots that are definitely longer than his legs and likely belong to an underfell skeleton whose prodigious height may not be quite prodigious enough without them
traditional color drawing of sans undertale and red underfell playing brass instruments at each other as music notes and stylized bar smoke swirls around them. sans is playing the trombone and red is playing the saxophone
black ink traditional drawing of flowey undertale, surely thinking wholesome thoughts despite the thorny vines that seem to have appeared all over the place
traditional art in blended alcohol marker and ink, horrortale sans pinup in botanical illustration style with dog roses and vines
Ao3 listing for "damage to equipment" by Gilded_Pleasure. Rated M. Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence; Rape/Non-Con. Additional Tags: Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD; Heavy Angst; SecUnits Invent Talk Therapy; Peer Support; Dead Dove: Do Not Eat; literally and as an exploration of concept; Past Abuse; Past Torture; Past Violence; Why Some Things Help Some People And Not Others; Character Study; Dissociation; POV Nonhuman; Nonhuman Focused; Get Therapized Loserz; SecUnit PTSD; Past Rape/Non-con; trauma deep dive Summary: Let’s start with the good part. I accidentally helped Three (who was also helped by Ratthi and Bharadwaj) invent trauma recovery modules for murderbots. ART unhelped at first, but then it helped. I keep saying help too much but I’m not fucking changing it again, it’s been two hours. Anyways. The bad part is everything else that had to happen first. Sane people shouldn’t get anywhere near a SecUnit’s worst memories, which is what we did so you don’t have to. Though I guess if you need the modules, you do have to. That’s kind of the point. Well, don’t worry about all the atrocities. There’s no way yours can be worse than mine.
a human hand touching a skeleton's chest. the skeleton's hands are holding the human hand to its chest.
screenshot of a tumblr notification that reads, "Beep beep! #mental illness is here."
sans and red cuddling and sleeping in a nest of pillows and stuffed animals. some of the pillows are shaped like condiment dispensers, or hot dogs or sushi. there is a stuffed hamster and a stuffed fuzzy snail.
cropped cover art of artificial condition by martha wells. featuring murderbot and art. one is a human-machine hybrid construct and the other is literally a space ship, and that is incredibly sexy of them
red and sans cuddling on a giant pillow(s) shaped like ketchup and mustard condiment dispensers
susie slams kris against a locker in deltarune chapter 1
a pencil and ink drawing of Frisk Undertale standing on a hill made out of Sans skulls, weilding all the items from the game. a whimsun is clinging to frisk's ankle like a silly fantasy bikini girl from a conan the barbarian style comic. UNDERTALE is writte at the top with clouds and lightning around the word. the T is an axe.
traditional pencil sketch of zero suit murderbot in shorts and a t shirt sitting facing a wall in an uncomfortable-looking position. one of its drones is visible near its head but it is also looking at the same thing with its eyes.
YOUNG NIGHT SOUP BOILS IN ITS GESTATIONAL CAULDRON
extreme close up of a white cat that appears to be existentially and physically exhausted
ink drawing of a sexy monster laDy. she have pointy teeth and horns and a side shave. Would.
ink drawing of a sexy lady who is probably not human. she have the very pointy teeth and a side shave
image of a news article that reads "food news" and "snickers denies dick veins removed from candy bar, other brands hilariously chimed in." a bisected snickers bar with intact dick veins appears above the text.
ao3 listing for Wave Displacement by Gilded_Pleasure. Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells.Rating: Mature. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings. Relationship: ART and Murderbot, ART slash Murderbot. 4 of 10 chapters posted. 23,148 words. Additional Tags include: Offscreen Character Death, Volescu Dies, No One Else Dies, Depression, Major Depression, Anhedonia, Chronic Dysthymia, Grief, Atypical Grief, Nonhuman Emotional Responses, Dissociation, Detailed Descriptions of Mental Illness, Medical Self-Neglect, Suicidal Ideation, Suicide Attempt, Low Self-Esteem, Trauma, Canon-Typical Trampling of Boundaries, The Wave Of I Don’t Care, Pathological Self-Neglect, Mutual Administrative Assistants (Murderbot Diaries), Mutual Maintenance As Love Language, Governor Modules, Complications of Having Your Brain Damaged Over Time By The Thing In Your Head That Kills You If You Make a Mistake, Construct Depression, Atypical Depression Treatment, Recovery, Hurt/Comfort, Nonsexual Intimacy, Nonsexual Body Exploration, Rehabilitation Vacation, With A Side Order Of Canon-Typical Abduction, When Violent Assholes Love Each Other Very Much, ART & Murderbot Bitchfest Galore, Queerbots Inventing New Types of Love.
Screencap of AO3 entry. Damage to Equipment by Gilded Pleasure. Archive Warnings include Graphic Depictions Of Violence and Rape/Non-Con. Word Count: 35,292. Chapters: 5 of 8. Additional Tags include: • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD • Heavy Angst • SecUnits Invent Talk Therapy • Peer Support • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat • literally and as an exploration of concept • Past Abuse • Past Torture • Past Violence • Why Some Things Help Some People And Not Others • Character Study • Dissociation • POV Nonhuman • Nonhuman Focused • Get Therapized Loserz • SecUnit PTSD • Past Rape/Non-con • trauma deep dive Summary. "Let’s start with the good part. I accidentally helped Three (who was also helped by Ratthi and Bharadwaj) invent trauma recovery modules for murderbots. ART unhelped at first, but then it helped. I keep saying help too much but I’m not fucking changing it again, it’s been two hours. Anyways. The bad part is everything else that had to happen first. Sane people shouldn’t get anywhere near a SecUnit’s worst memories, which is what we did so you don’t have to. Though I guess if you need the modules, you do have to. That’s kind of the point. Well, don’t worry about all the atrocities. There’s no way yours can be worse than mine."
screen capture of might and magic 2: gates to another world for the sega genesis
sans undertale butt naked except for socks and slippers. he's wearing a black and orange cardboard frame like a backpack because he's an "x ray" for halloween
sans undertale wearing a corset and slacks. he seems irritated.
a close up of undyne looking baffled/horrified/skeptical