Gil Swampguy 🐊🌿 (Stream Hiatus)

@gilswampguy.bsky.social

716 Followers 540 Following

🐊 He/Him, 33 y/o 🌿 Founder of Project Open Table: projectopentable.carrd.co 🐊 Design Daddy: forgottenfkr.bsky.social

Text conversation between my wife and I Me: "Made it to work. Also, the Coheed concert for August 23 has limited tickets left and Taking Back Sunday will be there, too 😭" Wife: "Taking Back Sunday will be there on that specific date?" Me: "Yup!" Wife: (Sends screenshots) "2 tickets bought, happy early birthday 🖤" Me: "SHUT THE FUCK UP ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE ME CRY AT WORK OR SOMETHING" Wife: "SHUT TF UP AND ACCEPT MY LOVE"
A Swamp Creature with a beard and a bubble helmet giving a look of disapproval and wagging a finger with a speech bubble above him.
A letter to my followers. It reads as thus: Hey, Swamp Kids. After months of consideration, I’ve reached the tough decision to go on an indefinite hiatus from all streaming activity, effective immediately. Unfortunately, with everything else I have going on in my life between working full-time, taking classes part-time, doing what I can to be the best husband and father that I can be, and all my work with Project Open Table, it leaves very little energy or mental well-being to be able to entertain as a Twitch streamer. I don’t wish to end my streaming career with a sour taste in my mouth, so I’m choosing to end it now while I still have a little love for it left. These past three years have been a whirlwind for me as your Suburban Swamp Dad. The opportunity to meet so many wonderful people, be a part of countless memories, and forge friendships that I never would have been able to otherwise are things that I will be eternally grateful for. Words cannot describe my appreciation and gratitude to my Swamp Kids, regardless if you joined me recently or were there from the very beginning. I’m honored to have been given a little bit of your time, and I’ll cherish this time of my life forever. I’ll almost certainly still partake in others’ streams, and my campaigns and one-shots will still continue, but only at the Table channels inside the confines of Project Open Table, where the sessions will be much less catered towards entertaining an audience and more towards crafting a story with my players. I’ll also remain active on BlueSky to throw a little bit of fatherly silliness into your feed from time to time and promote the events and goings-on of Project Open Table, which I’ll be mainly focusing the majority of my internet presence towards continuing to build and grow. Thank you again. All of you. You’ve made a suburban dad from Ohio happier than you could ever hope to know. You’ll always have a seat at your Swamp Dad’s table. With all the love, Gil.
The Ring of Arorynn, an Original Pathfinder 2e Adventure, airs March 15th at 8pm EST! STARRING: Kobold Vori as "Vaeri Kapesk" TVHEADD as "Hadar" Dawnmakuu as "Mai" Ace Glurnk as "Ace" and special guest AbbessPunk as "Yuuko"! GMed by Gil Swampguy!
A scene of a fight in a grasslands. Gil, the Suburban Dad Swamp Creature, cowers in fear behind Potemkin from Guilty Gear as they fight a massive creature that has the head of Gil's pet alligator, Mr. Nibbles III. In the background, Bandit Heeler from Bluey dances with his buster sword while Inosuke from Demon Slayer squares up with Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon. Text reads: Monster Hunter Wilds. March 1st, 2025 at 8pm EST at twitch.tv/gilswampguy.
The Ring of Arorynn: An Original Pathfinder 2e Adventure! Part 18 airs February 22nd (tomorrow) at 8pm EST on twitch.tv/gilswampguy ! STARRING: KOBOLD VORI as Vaeri Kapesk! TVHEADD as Hadar! DAWNMAKUU as Mai! and ACE GLURNK as Ace! GM-ed by yours truly, GIL SWAMPGUY!
"This is your world, this is your story. Make your choice and fight for what you believe in."
Gil Swampguy says, "Guys, I just wanted to drop a fun fact about snails. Why y'all getting stressed out?" Ace Glurnk says, "This guy thinks we're stupid. Y'all believe that?"
Project Open Table presents Blades In The Dark: Strangers in Paradise, starring MopsyDoo, HighVoltageCatfish, NastyPunkThing, and TVHEADD!
A folder on Google Drive titled "Dadliest Game v2"
Project Open Table presents Hellborn Decended: Discord Pandemonium. Airs tonight at 8:30pm EST on twitch.tv/gilswampguy! Starring (from left to right): Fern the Hex (Creator of the game), Rayne Grimm, BirbTheBreadGod, and NastyPunkThing, with Gil Swampguy as GM
The Ring of Arorynn, an original Pathfinder Second Edition Adventure. Part 17 airs Saturday, January 4th at 8pm EST. Starring Kobold Vori as "Vaeri Kapesk" (Kobold Sorceror), TVHEADD as "Hadar" (Automaton Inventor), Dawnmakuu as Mai (Kitsune Gunslinger), and Ace Glurnk as "Ace" (Catfolk Rogue), with Gil Swampguy as the Game Master.
A swamp creature with hair, a beard, amber pendant necklace, and glasses, cosplaying as legendary wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin, but in a blue and green floral print shirt instead of SCSA's leather vest. He's chugging a can of cola with one hand and pointing at the camera with the other, spilling another can of cola. The scene is inside a wrestling ring in a stadium of some sort. The text reads "Because Swamp Dad Said So!" with a subtext that reads "Swamp 3:16", a parody of SCSA's iconic phrase. Drawn wonderfully by ForgottenFKR! Find them every where and support them! Tell them Swamp Dad sent ya!
Project Open Table presents Never Going Home: "Terror in Tannenberg". Stream starts December 21st at 8pm EST on twitch.tv/gilswampguy. Players depicted, from left to right, are Gridinad, HasteDay, and Dapper_Pumpkin.
A blue cartoon dog (Bluey from the children's show "Bluey"), stuck between a larger, orange cartoon dog (presumably Bluey's mother, Chili), making a silly face. The caption reads, "For real fucking life?"
Project Open Table presents, "Blades in the Dark: Strangers in Paradise" Part 5! This Saturday, December 7th, at 8pm EST!
A Suburban Dad Swamp Creature, taking a load off with his harmonica and a cola. Art by Undead Commander! The link on the hat is: www.countryliving.com/life/a27452412/best-dad-jokes
My Top Song this year was "CRANK" by Tokio Machine and CHOMPO. I streamed it 16 times (again, mostly for my son's enjoyment, but it's a good song)
Project Open Table presents "Scum and Villainy: Ain't No Rest...". Stream starts November 30th 2024 (tonight) at 8pm EST on twitch.tv/gilswampguy. Starring Cubics, Mikami, Undead Commander, and Gridinad, with myself (Gil Swampguy) as the Game Master!
It's me! The "Insert Joke Here" on the hat is permission for artist creativity: put whatever you want here! I also wear a teal/light blue collared shirt with a light green flower print, khaki cargo shorts, and the classic dad tennis shoes (the only thing missing is grass stains, lol). The tattoos on my right arm (top to bottom) are a dragon that wraps around, a heart, a record, and a snail. The tattoo on my left arm is a toaster on fire, and i also wear a black watch on that wrist
Franky from One Piece saying, "EXISTING IS NOT A CRIME!!!"
Swamp Dad, sitting with a Coke and a Harmonica.
The OG Swampguy: a swamp creature in a wetsuit, with a water-breathing apparatus for being able to stay out of water for extended periods of time
Live2D model, except the hat is blank and I have yellow highlights in my hair and facial hair.
A cute baby alligator with a flower on his head!
Swamp Dad sitting with a harmonica and a can of cola. Art by Undead Commander
The Ring of Arorynn: An Original Pathfinder 2e Adventure. Part 15 goes live on October 19th at 8pm EST. STARRING: - Kobold Vori as "Vaeri" - TVHEADD as "Hadar" - Dawnmakuu as "Mai" - Ace Glurnk as "Ace"
Little old me! Less emphasis on "Little" and more emphasis on "old". My floral shirt-sporting, khaki-rocking, dadly self was designed by the wonderful ForgottenFKR!