ND Stevenson

@gingerhaze.bsky.social

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A box of TheraBreath lozenges with the flavor “mandarin + mint”
Imagine a shoebox with wheels and a third grader’s idea of a cool tattoo on the side. This is that
Lee and Nate at the fair
“The only direction I can see this season going is Ava and Deborah fake dating to get Deborah in the headlines (late-in-life lesbian turn great PR)(also now she claim to be oppressed for her sexuality when she needs to get out of something)”
A screencap of a Google search reading: “seasons of the year: when do they start and end? Spring starts September 1 and ends November 30; summer starts December 1 and ends February 28; fall (autumn) starts March 1 and…”
Modern day Willy wonka: Oompa Loompa dabbity dab, you’re doing that we think it is bad
“ You’re asleep so I’m writing this is a note to send later but I’m watching a science show and they just said that the meteor that killed the dinosaurs was as powerful as 10 BILLION HIROSHIMAS!!!!!! Almost every creature in 600 miles was killed on impact!!!!!!!!!!! Tsunamis a half a mile tall!!!!!!!!!!!!! The meteor was so deadly bc the region it hit (gulf of Mexico) is high in sulphur and it vaporized all the sulphur to become sulphide aerosols and then they mixed with seawater to cause like SUPER SUN BLOCKING CLOUDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The plankton can’t do photosynthesis and THE BASE OF THE FOOD CHAIN IS KNOCKED OUT THE PLANET COOLED BY AN AVERAGE OF 47 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT FOR UP TO 16 YEARS”
“Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, I am a dynamic professional with a unique blend of skills and interests”
Bear Gimli in jockstrap and harness
“All the other pigs with the pumped up öats Better run better run Bröther may I have some”
“A well of souls Actors playing different parts in the same play And at the curtain call, they all come out again. Everyone is alive. No one is lost.”
“Interview with a Spooky Scary Skeleton”
Doodle with lyrics: “you let the wicked prosper, you let their children frisk like deer. My loves are dead or dying, but you don’t draw near.”
Slutty. The shoes are slutty. This woman is going to meet Jesus looking super slutty
An eerie photo of a misty JC Penney’s parking lot at night
A wooden statuette that resembles Cole Escola
An Ellie’s Pick review reading: “I like Scarlet Morning because it has a great story. The story is about pirates. If you’re into scary things you will probably like this book, but don’t worry it’s not too scary. Even if you’re not into scary things, I think you will still like it because of the amazing storyline. I hope you enjoy reading it.” - Love, Ellie, age 8
Leo DiCaprio squinting meme
A painted sun squints with a faint, judgmental smile on the wall of a Mexican restaurant