Loopy Logic

@giraffeloopy.bsky.social

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He/him. Friendly giraffe who loves to eat salad and staffs too many cons. pfp by @janacantdraw.bsky.social; banner photos by @bluehasia.bsky.social; fursuit by @lemonbrat.bsky.social. Yay!

Photo of Victory Field, Indianapolis, whose electronic billboard is advertising "Knot Hole Kids Club."
Photo of a modern Pittsburgh skyscraper with illuminated letters above the entrance that read "Fifth Avenue Place". Photo by me.
"The Lion, the Witch, and the Audacity of This Bitch"
The "Jeffrey Epstein? The financier?" guy.
A still from "Spongebob Squarepants" showing a sheet of paper with the word "The" exquisitely drawn and nothing else written on it.
A zoom in on the upper right side of the graph. At a glance, it looks like it jumps up by two steps in a single instant, but there is a tiny span of time between the first step up and the second.
Homer Simpson saying "Nobody ruins our family vacation but me, and maybe the boy!"
Photo of an office cubicle, empty except for a large bear plush sitting in an office chair. The bear is directly under a light fixture, as if the game developer thought the bear plush needed extra emphasis for players to notice it.
The narrator from "Rocky Horror Picture Show" saying "... heavy, black, and pendulous ..."
"Emergency Stop, Never Use" from "Spaceballs"
Dark gray goth house and pink & purple girly house. They're dating.
The LUMO monstrosity with the back-5-seconds button superimposed directly over its right eye and forward-5-seconds directly over its left eye. It is hilarious and disturbing.
A.I.-generated illustration of a woman holding a full martini glass that's bigger than her head.
Frame from "Stop Making Sense" of slide-projected words "Videogame", "sandwich", and "diamonds".
The "Epstein? The financier?" guy
That "Epstein? The financier?" guy
A poster showing a simple drawing of a film projector, above which is written "X-RAYS" in quotation marks, and between that and the projector is written "PRODUCED AND DETECTED BY WILHELM RÖNTGEN".
Screenshot of Telegram conversation. Me: "Got the bag. Shirt is 3XL; I hope that's close enough. Everything else is there" Them: "Meow" Me: "OK, good. I'll bring that back with me and give em to ya next time I see ya"
Walmart aisle sign which reads: LOL Fur Real My Life As Barbie
"Glee" meme of the teacher saying "I am going to create an LECTURE that is so BORING"
Photo of part of a computer keyboard. Between the right Alt key and the left-arrow key, where a Ctrl key usually goes, there is the abomination of ... the Copilot key. 😱
Photo of a Walmart aisle, labeled as follows: LOL Fur Real My Life As Barbie (Photo by me.)
A building with "The Hater Building" lettering at the top. (Probably photoshopped.)
Crop of Cait's photo, focusing on the spray nozzle of a bottle of (I assume) a cleaning product.
The cover art of the Talking Heads album "More Songs about Buildings and Food"
Crop of Duncan's photo, focusing on a semi trailer that appears to have gone off the road. Its tractor is not visible and may or may not still be attached.
Screenshot of a tweet from Juan D., reading "Estoy participando en el experimento Milgram *pretends to be shocked*"
The cover of Richard Scarry's book "Going Places."
The Blues Brothers standing still in an elevator. Caption under Elwood: "Me waiting until after Thanksgiving to start writing holiday cards." Caption under Jake: "Me waiting until after Thanksgiving to get the Christmas decorations out."
Poster for the Chris Rock motion picture "I Think I Love My Wife".
"Gru's Plan" meme. First panel: "We put an oval patch on the front of our jerseys." Second panel: "So our opponents can't tell which of us has the ball." Third and fourth panels: "And neither can we."
Photo of clouds that look like the ones in the opening of "The Simpsons." Red traffic signal in the foreground.
Warner Brothers production logo with the "WB" shield and a bar below it reading "A KINNEY LEISURE SERVICE".
The third-or-so floor of the building with very short windows and apparently a low ceiling. Also, it protrudes out farther than the other floors do.
Video game skateboarder getting hit by a car
The flag of Russia. White stripe on top, blue stripe in the middle, red stripe on bottom.
"It might work for us" joke from "Arrested Development."
"Something's happening!" A still from an old ABC TV promo of the words "something's happening" repeated over and over.
Photograph of a nursery's roadside sign. It reads: "LIKE PLANTS LOOKING FOR FALL HELP CALL" and then there's a phone number that's cropped out. I think they were trying to communicate "Do you like plants? We are looking for fall help. Call [number]."
A white fox(?) plush is headed straight for Campion's head.
Photo of the words "TFW you learn a minimum of cursive penmanship" handwritten in cursive.
Telegram screenshot. My message to a friend: "What have you been up to while you've been in Ohio?" My friend's answer: "Not much honestly." My response: "Cleveland is a good place to do that."
Screenshot of a Google Maps map showing the Altoona Grand Hotel on Sheraton Drive.
Jim Beam print ad from a magazine from 1990. A series of graffiti with the year next to each. First, a heart with "John + Mary" written inside, labeled 1940. "Kilroy was here," labeled 1944. "Ban the bomb!," 1959. "Make love, not war," 1969. "Strike," 1972. "No nukes," 1982. "Die yuppie scum," 1988. A heart with "John + Mary," 1990. Tagline: "You always come back to the basics."
The audience waiting for the "Varietourpia" show to start. I'm camera-right.
That meme of a (fictitious, apprently, I hope) video game with Far Too Much Going On, including on-screen information "Objective: Kill Hitler" and "Press X To Not Die" among many many other things.
The beginning of an email message. The subject line is "If you can, please contribute $27 or whatever you can afford to help us fund our rallies, organizing, and work to create a government that works for all of us, and not just the one percent." The from line is "Bernie Sanders <info@berniesanders.com>". There is a stylized "Bernie" logo at the top of the email body.
Homer Simpson saying "nobody ruins my family vacation but me and maybe the boy."
Post that says "I'm sorry to bother you dear WeebTrash, but my family is suffering, if you can help us by [blah blah blah]"