Lori Polemenakos

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I write. https://www.disabilityapprovalguide.com and https://www.legalquestions.co and https://www.LegalASAP.com and 100 Haikus About Horror Movies is out now! https://a.co/d/2VM25JW

A still image from Garth Merenghi’s Dark Place tv series shows his famous quote, “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.”
A screenshot of the Uber Eats app shows a listing for a ghost kitchen called PIZZA NEAR ME written in all-caps, no doubt designed to game SEO/GEO visibility for targeting hungry consumers.
A snowy morning front yard photo of a tree, stop sign, and elementary school with a neighbor walking her dog barely visible in the distance.
Lori is seen here dressed in a green elf costume with hood and real jingle bells while posing with her Oatmeal Californian inspired supermodel friend Kelly throwing a very secular peace sign while celebrating the holidays together.
A pink haired woman smiles with her 75 year old father on his birthday. A Christmas tree is visible in the background.
Photo of my left leg in a locked brace that goes all the way to my hip after cadaver ACL graft and meniscus repair surgery on 7/29/2025. I will be released on September 9, 2025.
The NYT Wordle with the following guesses, in order: Shart Spurt Swore Sworn Sword, which is the correct answer
A photo of Lori (me) from 1999 when my weenie dog Herman was just a puppy.
An image of the Abrahamic god painted in an Italian fresco with the caption “what if God came down one day and just said ‘it’s pronounced Jod’ then left.”
A scene from cartoon series The Simpsons with subtitle text that reads “no, no, not the iodine! Burn the germs off with a torch!”
Self portrait two days before my 53rd birthday where I’m wearing a Siouxsie and the Banshees shirt, black Prada eyeglasses and pink lipstick that matches my pink hair.
A blue jay hops down from the oak tree to carefully pick up and weigh each peanut in the shell among 5 I tossed on the ground before choosing and flying off with his prize, which is the largest peanut of all.
An image of black text on a white background that reads “what does the money machine eat? It eats youth, spontaneity, life, beauty and above all it eats creativity. It eats quality and shits out quantity” with the quote attributed to William S. Burroughs.
Green beans, a halved boiled egg, some air fried spicy chickpeas, a chicken breast and some pesto sauce are artfully arranged to resemble the face of Muppets character Beaker.
I offer a young squirrel a walnut in the shell until eventually she takes it from my outstretched hand. Her name is Bushy, because she loves to swish her tail.
2009 photo of my busted NordicTrack brand stair master metal frame I broke within 11 months from over-use.
The cover art for the book 100 Haikus About Horror Movies by S.L. Skinner.
The Fourth Turning is Here by Neil Howe