Larabella Dynamite

@glaiveguisarme.com

295 Followers 104 Following

Larabella Paige Turner, the original Glaive-Guisarmier. Library worker, hot mom, LGBTQTπ, semi-retired RPG dev, 'tism rizz out the wazoo. She/her. pfp by @rosalarian.bsky.social

A pokemon style type chart that lists the following: knight sister bug slime alien puppy princess deer snake lizard kitty fairy rat horror handler robot dragon goddess mommy fish maid doll demon bunny pirate vampire gamer angel fox spider brat bird nerd pool toy elf little were- goth plant slut clown plushy witch horse cow
Lara in a car, smiling kinda manic, hugging a stuffed shark.
Lara in a hospital bed
Dawn of the second day 48 hour remain.
Lara pointing at a urinal in a modern public bathroom.
Screenshot of a Mychart medical portal. The pertinent bits are the big friendly "Welcome, Lara!" at the top, and the top procedure: RECONSTRUCTION, GENITALIA + 1 more procedure Procedure date: Jul 13, 2026 2 procedures scheduled 3 weeks until procedures
Lara in derby gear
Black and white cartoon line drawing of a woman with shoulder length hair and glasses, holding what looks like a paddle or small bat.
A first-person view of a pair of feet with magenta-painted toenails, in the blue water of a small pool. A book is seen open in the foreground.
Lara, selfie, in the seat of an Amtrak car. Importantly, her dress is fairly low cut so her cleavage is on display.
Lara with a glaive!
Phone lock screen, showing a sideways panel of a sepia-toned cartoon girl with a furious face saying “AWAY FROM THESE HET’ROSEX’ALS”
Lara, selfie, in a cleavage-baring purple top.
Close up of an ear with two piercings in the lobe and one in the upper cartilage.
A purple alien girl saying “I’m a trans lesbian.”
Lara holding a banana.
Lara with a glaive guisarme, behind a table full of zines.
Ad for Evergreen Zine Fest, 11-5 on 4/25 at the Bayside Cafe in Everett.
Lara, selfie, with rainbow Lego earrings and a Fallout shirt.
Lara, an auburn-haired woman with dark pink catseye glasses, a tan wide-brimmed fedora, and a baby pink jacket. Her earrings and ring are trans flag colors. The
Lara in front of a frozen yogurt dispenser labeled “original tart”
Lara and a tent
Five stickers of the trans battle flag (a black Guisarme diagonal on a blue, white, and pink background)
An anthropomorphic mouse from Animal Crossing says “It’s real important for me to keep up my voice training.”
Lara, selfie, with a tattoo of a gold ring that says “all shall love me and despair”
Album art for “Syke! Life Is Awesome!” by Bomb the Music Industry!
Brigands and Breadknives, by Travis Baldree. An elf, a rattkin, and a goblin sit around a campfire.
Playbill for A Klingon Christmas Carol and a paper cup in Lara’s hand.
A Sorceress Comes to Call, by T. Kingfisher. Golden trees on a black background.
Guilty by Definition, by Susie Dent. A knife stabs a book.
Lara, Blahaj, and her Blahaj tattoo, with a bottle of blue liquid labeled JAWS.
A lego set. A glowing sword, in a forest, being observed by a swordsman in a blue shirt. A giant cherry tree with a face looks on.
Lara, posing flirty with a cutout image of Mira from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
Lara, posing with the Space Needle in the distance.
Package for OMNI “Plant-Based Meat-Style Luncheon
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "fucking" (28×), "book" (27×), "trans" (26×), "fuck" (23×), "myself" (21×), "girl" (20×), "books" (19×), "library" (19×), "game" (18×), "murderbot" (17×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
Lara, holding up a chocolate pie with whipped cream on it.
Finna, by Nino Cipri. A pattern of bolts and axle wrenches, the sort you find in IKEA furniture.
What Feasts at Night, by T Kingfisher. A melting horse in a red background.
Lara, wearing a low cut black velvet dress with a high thigh slit and fishnet stockings. She is posed holding her prop glaive guisarme.
Of Monsters and Mainframes, by Barbra Truelove. A stylized, rainbow colored vampire mouth bites the title.
Prayer candle of St Rat
The Keeper of Magical Things, by Julie Leong. Two women in robes, accompanied by a cat with dragon wings, in an idyllic rural setting.
Three Tomb Raider graphic novels. Lara Croft exploring ruins, riding a camel, and leaping over a rock.
Pre-transition Lara. A glum-looking fat white dude in a brown t shirt with two white and grey rats on his shoulder.
A purple helmet with a sticker on the back that shows a mosaic image of a a rat in front of a sunburst, near a red heart, with the label “HOT RAT SUMMER”.
What Stalks the Deep, by T Kingfisher. Something vaguely resembling a bear or dog, riddled with wooden sticks.
Larabella, dressed as Velma from Scooby Doo in an orange sweater, red skirt, and orange knee-high socks.
Lara, mirror selfie. She’s got a grey cowboy-ish hat, denim jacket with embroidered flowers, and green button-up tied at the bottom.
The Salt Grows Heavy by Cassandra Khaw. A plague doctor and a mermaid in stark black on a red background.
Infinite Archive by Mur Lafferty. A woman floats amongst cats in a vaporwave color scheme.
Lara in front of a circus background, lit by red. She’s wearing a dark miniskirt, mesh top and bra. She’s holding a balloon sword.
Lara in a tight green dress with a slit up the thigh, collar, and knee-high black and grey striped socks.
Two books: Dear Mothman, but Robin Gow, and Can YOU Nab the Mothman, by Black Hoena. Both feature a red-eyed human with moth antennae and wings on the cover; Dear Mothman also has a small boy writing a letter.
My Little Pony: Kenbucky Roller Derby graphic novel. Several colorful cartoon ponies in helmets and skating gear.