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Two screen captures from the conference room scene at the beginning of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country with fake captions. CAPT Spock is standing at a podium, and FADM Cartwright is seated. In the first image, Cartwright asks: "Do you know how many raids there have been on Federation outposts over the last ten years?" In the second, Spock replies, "Counting or not counting Kang violence?"
A parody movie poster for a fake movie titled How Stella Got Her Uzbek, featuring Angela Bassett (star of How Stella Got Her Groove Back) with a young man in traditional Uzbek costume. The background has been replaced with a scene of Lake Charvak near Tashkent.
Kit Bodega from Gameoverse edited into a photograph in the place of a cat lying on top of a watermelon on a kitchen countertop
A photograph of five Persian breed kittens of various coat colors
Above: a photograph of an airfield taxiway marker. It marks taxiway Alpha with the notice: "License suspension 6 months: no meowing on 121.5 this taxiway." Below: a pixel illustration of Miyu from Star Fox 2 saying "Tower, can I have taxiway Bravo instead?" (This is a reference to the discouraged practice of pilots making cat noises on the emergency radio frequency, 121.5 MHz)
An illustration of three Soviet soldiers in early uniforms. From left to right, a clean-shaven man holding a rifle and wearing a green wool(?) shirt with a tall, matching hat; a moustachioed man wearing dark brown jodhpurs and an almost-black leather coat with a holstered pistol and a flat cap; a clean-shaven man wearing a long brown coat adorned with red insignia with a sword and a distinctive early-Soviet peaked cap with a large red star on the front
A crudely-altered screen capture from Star Trek depicting a drunk Scotty holding an orange and white cat by the scruff of its neck while a seated man looks on. This is a reference to a scene in the episode "By Any Other Name" in which Scotty, asked to identify a bottle of liquor, declares: "It's, um... it's green."
Moff Tarkin from Star Wars with speech bubble above
A screen capture from King of the Hill. A moustachioed Mexican judge is listening to Peggy Hill's testimony. She speaks very poor Spanish, and the subtitle reads: "I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe." (Peggy used the word "embarazada," which means "pregnant," not "embarrassed.")
Two panels from the webcomic Freefall featuring veterinarian Winston Thurmad thinking to himself. In the first panel, his thought bubble reads "No. Stop. Get that thought out of your head right now." In the second, it reads "It's questionable for a doctor to get involved with one of his patients. For a vet, it's right out."
An ominous blotchy red background with dark silhouettes of indistinct figures along a quarter of the bottom. Pale text above reads in all caps: "It is my personal belief that people are being murdered in the street because the president rapes children."
An eleven panel black-and-white comic. A girl with black hair stands angrily in her room. An anthropomorphic cat wearing glasses and a sweater enters and says, "I'm sorry. I got you a present. It's that special toothpaste you like! Tom's of something. Boy was it hard to find. I didn't know you liked sailors so much." He hands the girl a tub of toothpaste. She looks alarmed and begins to reply, "This isn't-" The cat interjects, "Huh?" The last panel is a close-up view of a tube of toothpaste labeled "Tom's of Finland Baking Soda Toothpaste," featuring an illustration of a sailor and a leather-clad police officer kissing. It is from the homoerotic drawing "Pier Pals" by Finnish artist Tom of Finland. (The girl was expecting Tom's of Maine-brand toothpaste.)
An illustration of Sally Forth from the comic strip Sally Forth waving to the reader and saying "Stay safe, stay healthy!" Next to her are tips to protect yourself from COVID-19, including handwashing, social distancing, wearing a mask, &c., with the web address CDC.gov for more information.
Three screenshots from the Voight-Kampff test scene in Blade Runner (1982). Blade Runner Dave Holden tells Leon Kowalski, "You look down and see Goku, Leon. He's on—" "Who's Goku?" Leon interrupts. "You know who 孙悟空 (Sun Wukong) is?" Dave asks. "当然。 (Of course.)" Leon answers. "一样。 (Same thing.)" Dave explains.
An drawing of an adorable anthropomorphic moth with an adorable moth toy on his head, with an artist's mark reading "Aspev"
A video with static text overlaid. The text reads "the existence of grand mal seizures implies the existence of grand bon seizures." The video shows Michael Flatley energetically tap dancing at the original Riverdance performance at Eurovision 1994.
A still from All Quiet on the Western Front (1930) with a group of students cheering at the opportunity to join the German Army and fight in the First World War. Their teacher had encouraged them to enlist with the Roman poet Horace's quotation, "dulce et decorum est pro patria mori," which translates to "it is sweet and proper to die for one's country."
The intro from the first season of the police reality show COPS, but with the theme song replaced with that from the British sitcom Are You Being Served?
The opening titles and theme song from the camp British sitcom Are You Being Served? which ran from 1972 to 1985
A still from the movie Romeo+Juliet where Tybalt (played by John Leguizamo) has just fired an ornate scoped pistol and is exhaling cigarette smoke