Glis

@glis.bsky.social

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I am me.

The fourth "It's John Deacon" comic strip by Smallbrainfield, in which John just wants to go, but Brian Blessed is dead set on having a FUCKING HUGE KEBAB first.
Screengrab of Vapor Catalyst's own bio on Bluesky, which claims "Advancing AI because I like the idea of UBI". Because one is definitely 110% going to lead to the other. Obviously.
That Burger King logo meme yet again, but this time for the Fenslerfilm parody of GI Joe. Text in burger: "Porkchop Sandwiches" Tagline: "Oh shit get the fuck out of here what are you doing go get the fuck out of here fuck we're all dead' While we're here, who wants a body massage?
Bluesky's Top 5 Trending Topics, but for some reason Pokémon take positions 3 and 4
Screengrab of the opening lines of the linked BBC news article. Subheading: What can you tell about a video game from its price tag? Body: In the UK, £70 may not gurantee quality... Apparently quality of spelling also cannot be guaranteed.
Images 2 and 3 from the opening thread combine to make very nice hats for the boys
LOCAL SHOP for Local People
Chippy Chips in Hove, as captured on Street View
An intentionally bad crop from the BBC News website, claiming that the PM and his orange counterpart 'genuinely get on'
Just a photo of a stupidly large record player
Flyer for an event in London from 2003
Potatoshopped vintage Ladybird book about Coarse Fishing, where as much emphasis is placed on Language as Fishing. "GOT YOU! you gilled fuck!", exclaimed the smartly dressed boy on the cover, as he drags the helpless fish to the shitting net.
Duckduckgo search page for the explicit term "AI Hit songs" which returned no results
Film frame from The Matrix but made from dots.
Night time photo of a no entry signpost on a small tuft of grass, with a full moon hanging just above the top of the sign
Photo of the front end of a green canal narrowboat with the name "Ubuntu" painted in yellow on its side
Dr Snuggles (Friend of the animal world) bouncing along on his duck umbrella while two weird anthropomorphic trees wave him off
All four screenshots from the original post presented as viewed, making Angle and Ginger's conversation appear to read "When's yid of Birthijary." "What y/y year."
Screengrab of a Guardian article with the headline "Kemi Badenoch 'wants Liz Truss to shut up for a while'.
Photograph of a Glis-Glis https://www.wildlifeonline.me.uk/animals/species/edible-dormouse
Two newspaper headlines next to each other. First: "Small aircraft took off by itself and flew out to sea..." Second: "Driverless bus service in Scotland to be withdrawn..."
Screen capture of a Guardian Newspaper article. The caption reads "Two more cases of bird flu in humans reported in California". The accompanying picture is of some cows.
Cover from the PS2 game Katamari Damashii
Rainy night time closeup of the back of a black car. The red LED lights are overpowering. The registration plate of the car reads "J B16 BOY". The lettering is spaced incorrectly. It's pretty much a hot mess of inadequacy!
Screencapture of the UK Apple App store's top 100 free apps, showing the X (Formerly Twitter) app now languishing in 90th place. It warms the cockles, it really does!
Parody advert from Viz Comic for a fictional SUV called the Satsuma Mohican. The vehicle is depicted in deep snow in front of mountainous terrain with a Lollypop lady holding a "Stop Children" sign. The main ad catch reads "Primary school halfway up a fucking mountain? No Problem" Body. "The Satsuma Mohican is a unique 4x4 that will take any terrain in its stride. From the traffic-calming measures outside the nursery school, to that pot-hole in Sainsbury's car park, nothing gets in its way. Its revolutionary low-ratio five-speed transfer box and limited-slip differential make short work of the steepest multi-storye, whilst its double wishbone suspension and rugged ladder chassis make child's play of mounting the kerb to use the cashpoint. And when the going gets rough, the Mohican passes the McDonalds Drive-Thru test with ease, thans to its 6 litre V8 engine and featherlight power steering. The Satsuma Mohican - take it anywhere, but not too far from a petrol station."