Audrey

@glitchemon.bsky.social

603 Followers 565 Following

Cookie scientist | #1 Twilight Scholar

Crumbl brand chocolate chip cookies in a pink box
A pokopia ditto character taking a selfie in front of an image of them taking a selfie in front of an image of them taking a selfie with mareep and wooper
Orange cat
A hung tapestry with a glittery print of Robert Pattinson and the text "this is the skin of a killer,bella"
The original cover of Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid, featuring two headless, shirtless muscular men
the supernatural confession between the gay angel and the winchester that isn't dean from gilmore girls
A plastic figurine of an alolan muk next to a miniature dumpster made of cardboard. The dumpster is shown to have functioning lids on top that move
Selfie of a woman with split dye hair Please don't make fun of my makeup i did my best
A black lab mix looking at the camera and panting
The cover of a copy of Ann Rule's The Stranger Beside Me
Pikachu sitting dejected on a beach with a text bubble just saying "man"
The back of a hardcover copy of Stephen King's "From a Buick 8" that reads "There are Buicks everywhere..."
An orange cat and large black dog laying on a floor facing each other
A splatoon 3 drawing that says "Free Palestine"
A turf war victory screen showing 47.1 to 47.0 percent win, idk it's satisfying when this happens
A screenshot of my nintendo switch profile that shows I've played more than 160 hours of splatoon 3
A selfie with most of the person's face cut off and a dog laying in the grass in the background
Large black lab mix dog sitting on a bed
Two cats laying next to each other on a bench, one is a gray tabby and the other an orange tabby
A screenshot of a tweet from twitter user @glamdemon2004 that says "A lot of you guys are miserable because you don't do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week."
A 4 pack box of red bull the pink edition
A plate of madeleine cookies dusted with powdered sugar
A blueberry pie with a golden brown lattice and crimped edge
An edited screenshot from The Suicide Squad where Idris Elba (labeled Audrey) says "we're all gonna die" and the polka dot guy (labeled pilnok) says "I hope so"
A close up image of an orange cat's face
A screenshot of a TikTok where a woman is sitting in her car with the caption "when someone mentions I'm a lesbian too loud and now the unemployed polyamorous they/them who crowdfunded their cats spay won't stop staring at me"
An orange cat is rolled over on her back next to an unassembled celestial-themed cat tree and assembly instructions
Me standing in a full length mirror showing my new forearm tattoo
This is my brush: picture of vape pen This is my paint: picture of a brain with the word schizophrenia over it This is my canvas: the "New post" button on tumblr
An excerpt from the article that reads: "One example they address is Operation Paperclip, the importation of Nazi scientists to the US in the early parts of the Cold War. We should not be so morally allergic to Nazis, they say; in effect, they might help us build better rockets!"
Ms Casey from the TV show Severance
Chris Christie in the 2024 republican primary debate calling Trump "Donald Duck"
A Shopgoodwill listing for "Lot of 96 "The 2nd Amendment and Hunting Heritage" Charlie Kirk (2014) SC" with current price set at $249.99
A screenshot of an edited tweet from user "@klssyourenemy" that says lol ur playing balatro sorry im too busy HAVING SEX (texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just made a tweet (dick guy) im playing balatro
a tumblr screenshot that reads "of course men CAN read yaoi. that's not the issue. however, as Lenin pointed out, socialist consciousness could not have arisen solely from"
A blue cake topped with a frosting lily pad and frog
"Dear sister," "By the time you read this, I will be dead" "This is how I think it's gonna happen" "Dave will shoot me" "Then I'll shoot Dave, and Eric will enter and get shot by Dave." "Then you'll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times" "Love, your brother Keith" "P.S. Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other"
A screenshot of a balatro stats screen with 100% complete for the collection, challenges, and deck stake wins
a book of CDs
Two cats in a bed together, but one has her paw on the other's neck
A close up of an orange cat's face