glitchwraith

@glitchwraith.bsky.social

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0_0 Lots of opinions. Not an expert. Old. Mostly plays Sea of Thieves. Occasionally chats about nerdy interests like comics, games, movies, etc.

The movie poster for "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers". It depicts the titular two towers, one in the distance with a forked top, another in the foreground so close you can only see it's blocky base. An army fills the misty valley between them. A pale sun shines through a cloudy sky. Under the title at the bottom a caption reads "The journey continues December 18"
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting, often used ironically alongside a persons opinion or "hot take". A man in a brown jacket over a blue, plaid shirt, stands up in the middle of a town hall, speaking his mind while those around him turn and listen.
An edited version of the "Two Cakes" Meme. A stick figure has been drawn holding a fork and knife in front of a table with two cakes, one a simple single tier and the other a more decorated two tier. A speech bubble reads "HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!" Gail Simone's Bluesky PFP and handle, @gailsimone.bsky.social, has been edited in, insinuating she is the person getting the cakes.
Back to back frames from the movie Knives Out. Daniel Craig's Benoit Blanc sits in a garden patio, wearing a wool coat over a suit and holding a cigar in his right hand. In the top image his hands are open, palms up with an expression of confusion. A caption reads "It makes no damn sense." In the bottom image, he's put one hand down, right hand now more securely holding the cigar, his expression more contemplative. The caption reads "Compels me though."
A screenshot from the official Sea of Thieves personality quize. There is a small picture of pirate holding a glowing hot Ashen Key. The question beneath it reads "Lucky you! You've fished up a valuable Ashen Key. Unfortunately, you have no Ashen Chests to open, so what will you do with it?" To the right is a menu with three options. "A. Stow the key aboard in case it's useful later. You never know what you'll find!" "B. Visit the Bilge Rats and spend Doubloons on a Voyage that will lead to an Ashen Chest." "C. Sell the key to the Bilge Rats for a few Doubloons and be on your way."
A screengrab from the May 18, 2026 Sea of Thieves video showing off the upcoming Painted Peacock set, which appears to be a black, white and blue recolor of items from multiple other sets.
A tweet by actor Vincent D’Onofrio. It reads “Pigs can’t look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time. I want 2be treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.
The Duke Figurehead from the game Sea of Thieves, depicting the character Duke, a barrel chested pirate wielding two glowing green swords crossed to recreate the Xbox logo.
A screenshot from the Sea of Thieves. A skinny pirate in an elaborate blue outfit jauntily walks across a wooden dock, in step with a grey parrot directly in front of him also dressed in a tiny, blue pirate outfit. Behind them is an island outpost with a palm tree covered mountain and a sky full of big fluffy clouds and a few flying birds.
A misshapen face from the AI generated image from the blog post.
A screenshot of a classic @dril tweet. It reads... wint @dril who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off 2:36 AM - Sep 16, 2012 - Twitter Web Client
Another screen grab from Nvidia's website comparing graphics with and without DLSS5, again using Grace from Resident Evil: Requiem. This time, her facial model before and after appears unchanged despite different lighting.
A screen grab from Nvidia's website comparing video game graphics with and without their new DLSS5 technology using Grace from Resident Evil: Requiem. Her facial features seem noticeably different, with her lips and eyes appearing bigger.
A crudely drawn meme of a person standing in front of a computer. The speech bubbles read... Person: say "i am alive" Computer: >I AM ALIVE Person: oh my god.
A screenshot from the recent Sea of Thieves News video. A figure seemingly constructed out of black and red wood with elaborate gold accents and glowing red interiors. The head is skull like, seems to have wings on it's shoulders, and wields a matching knife.
Classic @dril tweet. It reads... wint @dril Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying Craig @craigus12 @dril spend less on candles wint @dril @craigus12 no
Famous painting "The Scream" by Edvard Munch. It depicts, in a colorful and flowing style, a figure screaming with hands on the sides of their bald head, standing by the railing of a wooden bridge or boardwalk overlooking water.
A screenshot from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. Two yellow hands hold a single piece of paper with only the word "The" written on it in large letters surrounded in overly detailed flourishes.
A screenshot from the game Sea of Thieves. A horned and hoofed skeleton in a festive red hood sit's on a a large rock on a dark, volcanic island next to a cat made of stars. In the background can be seen an ominous purple glow amid twisted trees, a cloud shaped like a ship, an another ship sailing off to the right and into the fog.
Screen shot of the Sea of Thieves orb Twitch stream, showing the skeletal pirate Captain Flameheart on his dragon shaped throne between the masked Servant of the Flame and titual red orb, located in game at the Reaper's Hideout.
A screenshot from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Two hobbits, Merry and Pippin face the camera in front of a green forest. Merry looks confused, while Pippen has a look of smug expectation. The caption reads "What about second orb?", a play on the actual movie quote "What about second breakfast?"
A wolf apparently standing on their hind legs, looking like they are walking in an exaggerated, silly manner. The caption above reads… “Look at me. I’m neurotypical, How’s the weather today? Do you enjoy the tags in your shirts, fellow humans? I definitely can’t explain the plot of Evangelion. let’s go somewhere loud and bright so we can relax”
The Gilded Phoenix Jacket from the game Sea of Thieves. It is an ornate white coat, with gold trim and blue stitching and lace, with only one sleeve. Under the coat is a black, long sleeved shirt with matching blue lace, scarf, and rope accents. A gold medal adorns the right breast, showing a open-winged phoenix over the Rare logo.
The skull and spine of a horse glowing purple from within. It seems to have been animated by magic, and is positioned like a rattle snake ready to strike. A tuft of dark fur sprouts from the skull. The top caption reads "Choose Your Familiar!" The bottom caption reads "Rattle Horse".
A scene from the movie Barbarian. Justine Long’s character sits in front of a laptop in a kitchen typing in a search query, dressed in an open pink button shirt and grey undershirt. The caption reads, “Can underground rooms be listed as square footage when selling home?”
A panel from a Superman/Batman annual. Two versions of Deathstroke interact with each other, one dressed in his usual orange and blue armor with a bandolier and half black, half orange mask. The other wears a more orange heavy, skin tight suit, which is torn in some places and has multiple swords and random objects imbedded in his torso. Notably, the one eye on the alternate’s mask has a smaller white circle, more similar to Deadpool’s mask. They speak to each other in word bubbles, which read… Hold the phone and the mayo! You’re me, just without the lacerations and foreign objects! Will you please just die! Why do you hate yourself so much?
And edit of the René Magritte painting "The Son of Man". The painting usually depicts a man in a dark jacket, matching bowler hat, white collared shirt and red tie standing in front of a stone wall overlooking a cloudy sea, his face obscured by a leafy green apple. The edit has replaced the apple with a white, pointing hand symbol that's used on many computer operating systems as a cursor.
A badly made meme format using edited screenshots from 2012s The Avengers. The first panel show's Mark Ruffalo's Bruce Banner standing in front of a wrecked street in New York and looking over his shoulder. My pfp has been edited onto his face; a zoom in of MC Escher's Eye, a hand drawn, black and white image of an eyeball. The caption reads "That's my secret Cap..." Second panel is closer to Ruffalo's face, covered by an even larger image of my PFP in which you can barely make out a skull dimly reflected in the eye's iris. A new captions has been pasted over the original quote, now reading "My name's always spooky. Final panel show's Ruffalo's character transformed into The Hulk, his bulging green muscles tearing through his shirt. My pfp remains over his face, but it's zoomed in to only show the skull.
A misshapen Sponge Bob from a t-shirt on the above AI nostalgia video.
A still from an upcoming episode of Star Wars: Visions. A Twi'lek woman stands arm outstretched, a cocky smirk on her face. Her arm ends in a cybernetic device that opens like a spider with a dozen legs, each thin, mechanical appendage tipped in a small, red lightsaber. The scene is animated with a hand drawn style, entirely grey and black save for the
An edited "Does he know?" meme. As usual, it uses a still of Paul Dano's Riddler from "The Batman", smugly side eyeing the camera through his glasses. The yellow, all caps caption has been edited to read "Does Belle Know?"
A panel from the Immortal Hulk comic depicting Joe Fixit, in Bruce Banner’s human body, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, strokes his chin while smiling. Word bubbles read “…and they were pretty good. That trans rights one— that was real good. I get that… folks wanting to be themselves…”
Two panels from Hickman’s run on X-Men. The first is a close up Cyclops and Wolverine, neither masked though Cyclops is in his red sunglasses. They speak to each other. Cyclops: But here’s a thing that— Wolverine: What did I just say? Cyclops: Jean and I are taking the kids to Chandilore in a few days, and we’re wondering if you wanted to come along. I know that’s not normally your idea of fun, but it might be nice. The next panel is from behind them. They both sit in a chair, looking at the earth from space, as they continue the conversation. Wolverine: Jeanie in a bikini. Cyclops: Scott in a speedo. Wolverine: Heh. Well, who could say no to that?
Ditto from the Detective Pikachu movie, transformed into a pink haired woman in a grey suit, with Ditto’s characteristic beady, black eyes.
Trump at the 2025 9/11 observance, the right side of his mouth noticeably drooping.
Mario standing in a pipe surrounded by debris from his video games against a black and white background, drawn in the style of Mike Mignola.
A vampire bat crawling on a white background and smiling for the camera.
My pirate dances on a mountain peak in front of a blue sky full of fireworks.
My pirate wearing his "ashen curse" look, sitting hunched forward near the front of a galleon. His face is scared, cracked with glowing flame, and streaked in read war paint above a dour red mustache. Atop his head is a black helmet with gold accents and large white feathers. He wears a red coat also trimmed in gold, bare chest beneath displaying the shadow of his ribcage cast on the skin by an apparent burning heart, sitting between a red skull tattoo and a scarred belly. One hand is wrapped in white rope with glowing orange fingertips, the other a prosthetic hook made of bone. Resting behind him are three dogs; a light brown shiba inu laying on the immediate right, a hound with shaggy fur, toothy grin, and glowing red eyes sitting up on the immediate left, and further left in the background near the bow an animated dog skeleton looking up at the blue sky.
@godhammer6 presenting my pirate, who is happily playing a crab bucket like a drum, in front of the Sea of Thieves Community Weekend wall. In front of us are our Pop Up Plunder, two merchant manifests and a random phantom stronghold skull.
The same miniature from above but facing away from the camera, revealing a surprisingly human and shapely rear end.
A miniature for a table-top game depicting an insect-like monster with many spikes and clawed appendages.
A screenshot of an old tweet by “clean slate” @PleaseBeGneiss on 8/24/18, 11:18. It reads: [restaurant] RACCOON (in a trenchcoat):one egg WAITER: on egg? *suspicious* you’re not from around here, are you? RACCOON: t-two eggs? WAITER: ah yes, that’s a normal quantity of eggs RACCOON: *excitedly* five eggs! WAITER: *eyes narrow*
The poster for the film “Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai”. Forest Whitaker stands in a dark background turned slightly to the camera wearing a hooded jacket. The whole image has a blue filter.
The Black Powder Dart from Sea of Thieves. It has a wooden shaft, black feathers on one end, and a stone point tied to the other. The tip glows orange.
A still life made up of an old boot, black and glowing red key, a seaweed covered skull, hat, and fish bones. They sit on a stone pedestal between palm trees and foliage in front of a stone staircase. In the distance, two ships sail past each other near a stone arch.
A red sticker from Mario Kart World showing a silhouette of Princess Daisy facing the right. Beneath are the words "Peach & Daisy"
Captioned screenshots from the Disney Channel cartoon "Dave the Barbarian." The upper picture shows Dave, smiling and concentrating as he uses his muscled arms to put something together just below view. The caption reads, "Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone using only some string, a squirrel,..." The lower picture shows Dave holding a megaphone up to his face, a squirrel tied to the megaphone with a confused and worried expression on their face. The caption concludes "...and a megaphone."
Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction. The caption reads “I don’t remember asking Chat GPT a goddamn thing!”
A zoom in on the first panel of the previous picture. The cat, with a happy expression, says "nö shût úp".
My pirate from Sea of Thieves. He is dressed in blues and purples with a few silver or green accents. His coat is embroidered with glowing constellations, and his eye-patch glows green.
A handsome pirate with a glorious mustache sits at the captain's table while the sun set's through the window. From the game Sea of Thieves.
The black sails of a ship in Sea of Thieves with the Samsung brand logo edited over it.
The Time-Knife scene from The Good Place, but with edited captions. The top panel shows everyone looking at a visibly rattled man who says "I... I just saw a crumbling ship... sailing on a glowing, infinite sea of souls and memories... each indistinguishable from the other..." In the bottom panel, Ted Danson's character responds "Yeah yeah, the Ferry of the Damned. We've all seen it."
Paul Dano from the movie The Batman, with the caption “Do They Know?” A take on the “Does He Know?” meme.
A pig with brown fur sits on a wooden dock in the game Sea of Thieves. He is dressed in a little pirate outfit with a black hat and purple feather that matches the color of his eyes. His name, "Kolache", floats above his head.
A lizard featured at the beginning of the quoted Sea of Thieves Developer Update video. They have a yellow head and back and mostly green body, and are sitting atop a wooden barrel.